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(SFGate)   It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas: This year's second man stuck in chimney story   ( divider line
    More: Silly, San Francisco General Hospital, San Francisco, Mindy Talmadge  
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1835 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Dec 2012 at 12:53 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-18 09:19:45 AM

Not amused
2012-12-18 09:22:22 AM  
Done in 1
2012-12-18 12:57:33 PM  

Sybarite: [ image 500x400]

Not amused

*shakes tiny fist*
2012-12-18 01:04:33 PM  
Who's going to link to the first "stuck in chimney" story, then?
2012-12-18 01:16:22 PM -article-1.1219529?localLinksEnabled=false

Here's one. The Chicago guy.

Thirsty boy tried to go down a neighbor's chimney

Trifecta complete!
2012-12-18 01:16:51 PM  
But was this one shoved up a chimney feet first by an orangutan?
2012-12-18 01:27:24 PM  

Sybarite: [ image 500x400]

Not amused

I always wondered what the man dressed up like Lincoln did to her in the playground during Lincoln's Birthday.
2012-12-18 01:44:57 PM  

Sybarite: [ image 500x400]

Not amused

That's it with this thread folks, I'm outta here!
2012-12-18 02:29:16 PM  
Look, guys, it doesn't work unless you're a right jolly old elf.
2012-12-18 02:45:13 PM  

Mugato: Done in 1

Turn out the lights, get some egg nog, we're done here.
2012-12-18 03:32:06 PM  
One of my old man's favorite stories as a fireman was the call he went on after the family came back from vacation and the house smelled like death. Chimney corpse for the win on that day.

He had to prove to the kids it wasn't Santa (told them it was a possom).
2012-12-18 03:34:34 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Look, guys, it doesn't work unless you're a right jolly old elf.

But we are laughing at him, in spite of ourselves, so that has to count for something.
2012-12-18 08:09:32 PM  
Santa doesn't get stuck in those chimneys.
Of course, he is a lot slimmer than the average dumbass.
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