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(NewsBusters)   "A Glock pistol qualifies as an assault weapon." They all need to be confiscated   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, GLOCK, Ed Schultz, assault weapons, MSNBC, 2nd amendment  
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2012-12-18 01:38:33 PM  
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duffblue: Are we still defining assault weapons as big, black and scary looking?

If that's the case, then Michael Clarke Duncan was the very definition of an assault weapon.
2012-12-18 01:00:38 PM  
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duffblue: Are we still defining assault weapons as big, black and scary looking?

Penises are assault weapons. They have their own subset of laws and offenses in the penal code.


2012-12-18 12:00:27 PM  
1 vote:
Ugh. Excuse me, but they're called magazines and not clips. You probably don't even really get what guns are really about. I was into guns when you were still into knives. I'm into weaponry that you've probably never even heard of.
2012-12-18 07:44:15 AM  
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colinspooky: Isn't that true of every weapon of every kind if it is specifically designed to do harm?

No, but it is true of any object used to assault someone. A baseball bat is just a baseball bat until you decide to crack someone upside his dome with it.
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