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2012-12-18 11:52:07 AM  
It's only a matter of time before we have a robot building something like on its own for human processing. Good times.
 
2012-12-18 12:02:25 PM  

blankwhiteboard: It's only a matter of time before we have a robot building something like on its own for human processing. Good times.


Sure could make for some much smaller caskets!!!

"The Smush Max 1300 DeLUX" Now with gold inlay, on sale this week only, $1800!!!!
 
2012-12-18 12:12:21 PM  
Quake II
 
2012-12-18 12:14:08 PM  

TheMega: Sure could make for some much smaller caskets!!!


So would cremation and it costs less.
 
2012-12-18 12:21:14 PM  
That was badass! That may have been the longest video I have ever watched in its entirety on the internets.
 
2012-12-18 01:13:47 PM  
That's some serious awetomation.

I started to cry for the jobless, minimum wage earning humans, but realized that they at least have to hire someone to clean the equipment regularly.
 
2012-12-18 01:51:08 PM  
It's just that we wanted a block of flats, not an abattoir.
 
2012-12-18 02:09:56 PM  
I love the laser scanning that takes place before the cutting. That's crazy shiat.
 
2012-12-18 02:13:01 PM  
Also, I'm going to have nightmares as a result of 4:35 in the video.
 
2012-12-18 03:00:13 PM  
i.i.com.com
 
2012-12-18 03:00:20 PM  
I couldnt help it. I had to send this link to my "meat is murder" vegetarian reporter =D
 
2012-12-18 03:08:08 PM  

pudding7: Also, I'm going to have nightmares as a result of 4:35 in the video.


Came in to post exactly this. Here's the Link
 
2012-12-18 03:12:46 PM  
Those robots are moving to slow. Experienced humans move way way faster.
 
2012-12-18 03:27:50 PM  
So I guess we know how that meatpacker's union strike at the Hormel plant worked out for them...
 
2012-12-18 03:27:53 PM  

Mr. Cat Poop: pudding7: Also, I'm going to have nightmares as a result of 4:35 in the video.

Came in to post exactly this. Here's the Link


Me too. I flinched.
 
2012-12-18 04:36:07 PM  

mrlewish: Those robots are moving to slow. Experienced humans move way way faster.


How long does it take them to get to slow?

/Grammar Nazis would make terrible stand up comedians
 
2012-12-18 07:16:46 PM  
Great. We have made it far too easy for the aliens when they arrive. Just a few adjustments to the rotating knives.....
 
2012-12-18 08:19:40 PM  

Tillmaster: Mr. Cat Poop: pudding7: Also, I'm going to have nightmares as a result of 4:35 in the video.

Came in to post exactly this. Here's the Link

Me too. I flinched.


Now all three of you have to go listen to Break Stuff by Linkin Park... So that when he gets to the line about using a chain saw to skin your arse raw... you will forever think of this video.

And no I don't like that song either but I've damned everyone who reads this to think about that video part of the video every time they hear that song or even another song by that band... which will make them cringe for years.

/Only use your power for good my... arse...
 
2012-12-18 10:12:58 PM  
those are the slowest meat workers ive ever seen. Oh and dont worry packing houses grind up people too. so they are less important than robots
 
2012-12-18 10:28:30 PM  

RatOmeter: That's some serious awetomation.

I started to cry for the jobless, minimum wage earning humans, but realized that they at least have to hire someone to clean the equipment regularly.


They probably still handle the slaughter and prep of the animal for the portion we saw.

Rumplebluntskin: those are the slowest meat workers ive ever seen.


That was my thought, too.
 
2012-12-19 03:33:43 AM  
There's something very eerie about watching machines handle flesh with no emotion or concern
 
2012-12-19 03:12:50 PM  

randomjsa: Tillmaster: Mr. Cat Poop: pudding7: Also, I'm going to have nightmares as a result of 4:35 in the video.

Came in to post exactly this. Here's the Link

Me too. I flinched.

Now all three of you have to go listen to Break Stuff by Linkin Park... So that when he gets to the line about using a chain saw to skin your arse raw... you will forever think of this video.

And no I don't like that song either but I've damned everyone who reads this to think about that video part of the video every time they hear that song or even another song by that band... which will make them cringe for years.

/Only use your power for good my... arse...


Ugh....I can't believe I'm about to say this but I believe you meant Limp Bizkit.
 
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