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(NYPost)   Nick Cannon didn't have sex with Mariah Carey before they got married and probably still hasn't because he's her butler   (nypost.com) divider line 37
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2012-12-18 10:26:52 AM
Butt-ler?
 
2012-12-18 10:29:47 AM
Nick Cannon said to me "I never had sex with my wife before we were married, did you?"
And I said "I don't know. What was her maiden name?"
 
2012-12-18 10:32:08 AM
Nick Cannon's hilarious.
 
2012-12-18 10:39:19 AM

Gunny Highway: Nick Cannon's hilarious.


came for this. Leaving.
 
2012-12-18 10:43:27 AM
So Mariah doesn't beleve in sex before marriage, which...whatever, bully for her, but once you've been married once, isn't the cat out of the bag, so to speak/type?
 
2012-12-18 10:43:53 AM

Gunny Highway: Nick Cannon's hilarious.


i.ytimg.com


Man, fark Nick Cannon. And fark you, son.

/Would have slept with Mariah first chance I got. Then ran like hell.
 
2012-12-18 10:51:27 AM
They seem like they are pretty cool

Dembabies.com
 
2012-12-18 11:00:21 AM

Gunny Highway: They seem like they are pretty cool

Dembabies.com


streaming.islanddefjam.com

Ummmm wtf is going on here?
 
2012-12-18 11:01:52 AM
It looks like.....

*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*

...... the butler didn't do it.

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
 
2012-12-18 11:26:43 AM
He's a cool guy...They seem pretty happy and normal under the circumstances.
 
2012-12-18 11:28:39 AM
www.crazyabouttv.com
 
2012-12-18 11:36:27 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
I say - does the headline imply that we're NOT to have sexual relations with our servants? What's the bloody point of having them around with buggery off the table?

Should I put my trousers back on, sir?
 
2012-12-18 11:46:48 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Gunny Highway: They seem like they are pretty cool

Dembabies.com

[streaming.islanddefjam.com image 551x416]

Ummmm wtf is going on here?

 
2012-12-18 11:57:41 AM
Other things he revealed on the Howard Stern show include:
* He masturbates to Mariah's music
* He and Mariah have sex to Mariah's music
 
2012-12-18 12:01:57 PM
Who iz you wit'?
 
2012-12-18 12:17:22 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Gunny Highway: They seem like they are pretty cool

Dembabies.com

[streaming.islanddefjam.com image 551x416]

Ummmm wtf is going on here?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-18 12:47:57 PM
People masturbate to music?
 
2012-12-18 01:15:06 PM

MrVeach: People masturbate to music?


Hey Porn Groove is a genre of music for a reason.
 
2012-12-18 01:30:00 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Gunny Highway: They seem like they are pretty cool

Dembabies.com

[streaming.islanddefjam.com image 551x416]

Ummmm wtf is going on here?


Heh. Well,--OHHH GOD, those are kids in costumes... I thought he was pretending to hump a stuffed animal.
 
2012-12-18 01:43:36 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Gunny Highway: They seem like they are pretty cool

Dembabies.com

[streaming.islanddefjam.com image 551x416]

Ummmm wtf is going on here?


A family is having fun?

She is attractive?

The kids are in cute outfits?

How the hell is this confusing?
 
2012-12-18 01:51:00 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Gunny Highway: They seem like they are pretty cool

Dembabies.com

[streaming.islanddefjam.com image 551x416]

Ummmm wtf is going on here?

A family is having fun?

She is attractive?

The kids are in cute outfits?

How the hell is this confusing?


HALLOWEEN. HOW DOES IT WORK????

/Link
 
2012-12-18 02:25:27 PM

MrVeach: People masturbate to music?


Hand Jive?
 
2012-12-18 02:45:38 PM

theesir: MrVeach: People masturbate to music?

Hand Jive?


The Electric Slide?
 
2012-12-18 02:56:42 PM
She's extremely high maintenance and he comes off as a little biatch succumbing to her every whim.

Perfect pair.
 
2012-12-18 03:06:14 PM
I saw her on some Christmas special at Rockerfeller Plaza...damn, she has some big titties.
 
2012-12-18 03:23:31 PM
I dunno why she is trying to act so chaste. From what Ive heeard she got around in high school and when working her way up the ladder. But eh just stories
 
2012-12-18 03:37:08 PM

groppet: I dunno why she is trying to act so chaste. From what Ive heeard she got around in high school and when working her way up the ladder. But eh just stories


Well, the first husband WAS head of Sony Records, so she had the older helpful career booster whom she ditched once she figured she could do without him. Now she has the younger adoring would-eat-the-corn-out-of-her-poop guy and got a couple of babies out of him because babies will get you in People. If everybody's happy, who am I to judge?
 
2012-12-18 03:55:23 PM
FTA: "I didn't care," Cannon continued, "It's one of the most beautiful women to ever walk the planet."

"It's?" I'm sure his wife will appreciate that.
 
2012-12-18 03:55:57 PM

ChrisDe: FTA: "I didn't care," Cannon continued, "It's one of the most beautiful women to ever walk the planet."

"It's?" I'm sure his wife it will appreciate that.

 
2012-12-18 04:07:09 PM
media2.arabia.msn.com

Yeah, I don't believe him.
 
2012-12-18 04:13:21 PM

meanmutton: [media2.arabia.msn.com image 500x374]

Yeah, I don't believe him.


What about Mariah Carrey DOESN'T yell "Cocktease"?
 
2012-12-18 06:00:49 PM
 
2012-12-18 06:33:43 PM
I'd also add that Nick and Mariah knew each other for only about six weeks before they got married so it's not like they had that long to wait.
 
2012-12-18 08:23:52 PM
Mariah Carey isn't even the hottest woman in Rhode Island....
 
2012-12-18 09:22:29 PM
He sucks. His entire stand up schtick is about being married to her.
 
2012-12-19 11:45:55 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

I liked it well enough. Was one of the better "Bring It On" ripoffs.
 
2012-12-19 09:22:25 PM
I would fark her.
 
For $10,000. No less.
 
Disgusting, ugly coontbag.
 
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