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(Deadspin)   Look. On the sofa. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's piss-drunk man   (deadspin.com) divider line 27
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2012-12-18 09:21:41 AM
The neighbors were very understanding.
 
2012-12-18 10:10:25 AM
Maybe don't leave your door unlocked all night?
 
2012-12-18 10:36:35 AM

Sybarite: Maybe don't leave your door unlocked all night?


He flew in through the window
 
2012-12-18 10:36:42 AM

Sybarite: Maybe don't leave your door unlocked all night?


That sofa was just asking for it, dressing up like a slut and all.
 
2012-12-18 10:39:00 AM
2B you are the best, bless your hearts. i can relate to power drinking your way into naked shenanigans, flying super hero style and utilizing your human sprinkler skills. ahhhh. good to be young.
 
2012-12-18 10:40:59 AM
The carpet matched the drapes, so naturally he pissed all over everything.

I wish I had neighbors like this.
 
2012-12-18 10:41:47 AM
Had a mate do that in Hobart on a drunken cricket weekend, opened front door of a strangers house and went to sleep on their couch, lot of yelling and carrying on woke him up, didn't leave motel room for the rest of the trip. We call him Goldilocks now
 
2012-12-18 10:42:27 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

"Is that what I think it is?"
 
2012-12-18 10:49:03 AM
Deadspin reports reddit links as news.

Gawker is a vortex of suck.
 
2012-12-18 10:52:39 AM

xanadian: The neighbors were very understanding.


I think you meant "cheerfully enabling" unless they skimmed Drunky McBladder's wallet for an advance on the steam cleaning.
 
2012-12-18 10:53:24 AM
www.failedhumor.com 

Red Label
 
2012-12-18 10:55:38 AM
Maybe the couch was on fire and I saved your lives! Ever think of that? Pissman saves the day.
 
2012-12-18 10:56:44 AM
My ex once spent the night on the sofa of the neighbour of his friend who he had been partying with. Apparently the elderly gentleman, on a dark latenight trip to the john, thought it was his grandson that had come in and crashed, so he covered him up and left him to sleep. In the morning my ex woke to the smell of breakfast and the sight of an elderly man wandering the house in his underwear. Elderly man explained the situation, ex left and went back next door to his friend's place.

/csb
 
2012-12-18 10:59:45 AM

dopekitty74: My ex once spent the night on the sofa of the neighbour of his friend who he had been partying with. Apparently the elderly gentleman, on a dark latenight trip to the john, thought it was his grandson that had come in and crashed, so he covered him up and left him to sleep. In the morning my ex woke to the smell of breakfast and the sight of an elderly man wandering the house in his underwear. Elderly man explained the situation, ex left and went back next door to his friend's place.

/csb


He didn't stay for breakfast?
 
2012-12-18 10:59:59 AM
I wish I lived in a town where people who live staggering distance from the local bars don't need to lock their doors.
 
2012-12-18 11:00:39 AM
Ah, the geographical variations of English slang!
In the USA, if you're pissed, it means that you're angry.
But in the UK it means that you're drunk.

Here is someone who is doubly-pissed.

www.uncoached.com

/Schmegicky
//Full as a Catholic bingo bus
 
2012-12-18 11:05:02 AM
If it was Texas, nieghbor would prob. Be dead right now.
 
2012-12-18 11:19:24 AM
I live in wilmington. This is great, I've got to meet super frank!
 
2012-12-18 11:21:12 AM

NashMcNash: dopekitty74: My ex once spent the night on the sofa of the neighbour of his friend who he had been partying with. Apparently the elderly gentleman, on a dark latenight trip to the john, thought it was his grandson that had come in and crashed, so he covered him up and left him to sleep. In the morning my ex woke to the smell of breakfast and the sight of an elderly man wandering the house in his underwear. Elderly man explained the situation, ex left and went back next door to his friend's place.

/csb

He didn't stay for breakfast?


Lol, i dunno, i think it was offered, maybe he had coffee?
 
2012-12-18 11:42:47 AM
This happened to us this weekend, except it was my FIL and not just piss. It was a new couch plus we're moving to new place on Friday. Sigh.

The neighbor in TFA was super cool, piss guy was lucky. I'd hold his wallet as ransom until couch was cleaned.
 
2012-12-18 11:47:38 AM

Schmegicky: Here is someone who is doubly-pissed.


Proper pissed?
 
2012-12-18 11:52:47 AM
So it`s not Ciderman?
 
2012-12-18 11:54:10 AM
Have to say the headline made me laugh.

Thank you Subby you magnificent bastard.
 
2012-12-18 03:11:34 PM
That's my Robert, always peeing on people furniture.
Lock up yo' ottoman, lock up yo' davenport, they pissin' on everyone!
Those were some of the other headlines I considered, but I was running out of sobriety.

dready zim: Thank You!
jmb_0: I live in wilmington. This is great, I've got to meet super frank!


We should have a Fark Party, and invite him. Barbary Coast?
 
2012-12-18 05:25:58 PM

Snort: Deadspin reports reddit links as news.

Gawker is a vortex of suck.


We're all really glad that you're such a loser that you can keep track of this stuff for us.
 
2012-12-18 06:30:42 PM

Lando Lincoln: Snort: Deadspin reports reddit links as news.

Gawker is a vortex of suck.

We're all really glad that you're such a loser that you can keep track of this stuff for us.


No Problem!

Losers like you and me have to stick together to preserve the Internets inherent virgin purity.
 
2012-12-19 10:03:19 AM
Sounds like the good old days of college to me.
 
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