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(Some Guy)   Should we be preparing for the eventual Zombie Apocalypse? YES   (cooldudestuff.com) divider line 16
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2012-12-18 09:33:44 AM
Yes.
Everyone should buy a lot of guns and ammo.
Also buy a lot of survival gear, bullet proof vests, stock up on food.
Train your kids that the world is about to end, even if your kid is not mentally stable.

oh wait, that is a really bad idea.
 
2012-12-18 10:39:45 AM
no
rtards
 
2012-12-18 10:56:01 AM
Well, not if we can't have guns.  Also, no.  Zombies are not real.  Well, other than Democrats.  But they are mostly harmless.
 
/see what I did there?
 
2012-12-18 11:00:34 AM
I'd like to propose that the first practical use of a time machine is to go back to 1968 Pittsburgh and tell Romero "Naah, I'd go Mummies."
 
2012-12-18 11:13:47 AM
I look at it like this, if you prepare for Zombies you are prepared for anything. And if you are prepared for anything I dont have to listen to you whine about FEMA not helping you more.


/watching this on a monitor twenty floors below sea level, from a bunker.
 
2012-12-18 11:27:20 AM
Do Amish zombies shuffle around moaning "BARNS....BARNS"?
 
2012-12-18 12:24:33 PM
Never stop preparing.

Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Zombie is in the wild, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

/Zombie don't get no R&R.
//They also don't surf particularly well.
 
2012-12-18 12:48:40 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: /watching this on a monitor twenty floors below sea level, from a bunker.


There's a potato famine in Idaho. You need to go down there.

/no reason... why?
 
2012-12-18 12:59:05 PM
After watching what happened with Sandy and Katrina before it, you would have to be rather thick to not stock food, fuel, medical supplies, clean water, a rifle and some ammunition. Two days without power and people were getting into fist fights over fuel. The police got nice fat bonuses for standing around the few gas stations in town that were able to deliver service. Watching people wait in line over three hours for fuel was eye opening.
 
2012-12-18 01:10:24 PM

quatchi: Never stop preparing.

Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Zombie is in the wild, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

/Zombie don't get no R&R.
//They also don't surf particularly well.


zombie squats in the jungle?
 
2012-12-18 01:16:44 PM
I'm stock piling treadmills.
 
2012-12-18 01:35:26 PM

I_C_Weener: Well, not if we can't have guns.  Also, no.  Zombies are not real.  Well, other than Democrats.  But they are mostly harmless.
 
/see what I did there?


So, they've been upgraded from just "Harmless," eh?
 
2012-12-18 01:46:10 PM

namatad: zombie squats in the jungle?


If he's dumb enough to leave the boat he will.
 
2012-12-18 02:05:54 PM
This is an AWSEOME time for a prepper thread.
 
2012-12-18 07:16:45 PM
Only if you are an idiot
 
2012-12-18 10:40:44 PM
Snarfangel: You are frickin hilarious bud!

Now the prepper spray:
Nothing wrong with having a few MRE's/foodstuffs, some chlorine or iodine tabs for water (live near a res), and means for defense (in whatever legal form you choose). I also carry first aid kit in both vehicles. Nah, no bandaids in these. Latex gloves, abd pads, normal saline (good for gut wounds and bandaging burns), cravats, tourniquets, and an ambu bag. Some other miscellaneous stuff like a space blanket... which keeps them warm and also keeps blood off my seats.

What!? Seats are expensive and old blood smells rancid. Blegh.

Seen some mean car accidents and I was trained as an EMT-B. I would feel guilty the rest of my life if someone died because I didn't have the goods I needed to save them. If you have the knowledge, get the goods. Then give out free high fives. Because AWESOME, that's why.
 
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