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2012-12-18 01:21:13 AM  
Well, to be fair even if they are right, the known failure rate is still going to be 100%.

/ stick that in your bong
 
2012-12-18 09:11:15 AM  
www.fulinhyu.com
 
2012-12-18 09:17:01 AM  

FuLinHyu: [www.fulinhyu.com image 699x385]


Looks like I'll need an umbrella Friday.
 
2012-12-18 09:22:26 AM  

FuLinHyu: [www.fulinhyu.com image 699x385]


Where did I put my sunscreen?
 
2012-12-18 09:41:00 AM  
all it takes is for one to be right, though
 
2012-12-18 09:51:40 AM  

SlothB77: all it takes is for one to be right, though


I'm guessing you buy lottery tickets. ;-)
 
2012-12-18 10:26:15 AM  

FuLinHyu:


Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have put off building that fall out shelter.
 
2012-12-18 10:27:11 AM  
Are you hoping they get it right?
 
2012-12-18 10:27:17 AM  

FuLinHyu: [www.fulinhyu.com image 699x385]


i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-18 10:28:17 AM  

SlothB77: all it takes is for one to be right, though


But then what's the point? If you're right, there won't be anyone left to laugh at.
 
Skr
2012-12-18 10:30:03 AM  
Don't panic. Every time the world has ended, someone has rebuilt it exactly the same way that it was before, and we are all none the wiser.
 
2012-12-18 10:30:32 AM  
Comparing ancient text with overnight celebs from the 60's and claiming it's proof of nothing happening to end the world EVAR... priceless.
 
2012-12-18 10:31:03 AM  

SlothB77: all it takes is for one to be right, though


The world is going to end...

I'm right!!!!!
 
2012-12-18 10:31:14 AM  
MOST?
 
2012-12-18 10:31:29 AM  
Most?
 
2012-12-18 10:31:47 AM  

abhorrent1: FuLinHyu: [www.fulinhyu.com image 699x385]

[i184.photobucket.com image 500x245]


Isn't that the Aztec calendar?
 
2012-12-18 10:32:14 AM  
Did you ever notice that most all doomsday predictors don't have a very good PERFECT accuracy rate, 0%, as in never?
 
2012-12-18 10:32:57 AM  

lewismarktwo: Isn't that the Aztec calendar?


Mr. Christie makes gooooood cookies.
 
2012-12-18 10:33:33 AM  
My parents fell for that crap perpetrated by Herbert W. Armstrong. He died a rich man, and his followers ended up with drained bank accounts. This is why I hate organized religion. Baistards.
 
2012-12-18 10:34:10 AM  

FuLinHyu: [www.fulinhyu.com image 699x385]


Now is not the time to start having unconditional faith in the weather report.
 
2012-12-18 10:35:15 AM  

Arkanaut: SlothB77: all it takes is for one to be right, though

But then what's the point? If you're right, there won't be anyone left to laugh at.


The world is big. It won't end all at once. Maybe they'll have a few minutes to point and laugh before we all die a horrible death.

/or maybe not
 
2012-12-18 10:35:20 AM  

FuLinHyu: [www.fulinhyu.com image 699x385]


Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?
 
2012-12-18 10:36:20 AM  
I have had a vision! I predict that on Friday, December 21, 2012, the sun will rise in the morning and set in the evening. My calculations are exact and cannot be wrong. You have been forewarned! Chaos! Chaos!
 
2012-12-18 10:36:44 AM  
I was just talking with someone who says they believe in the Mayan apocalypse, but wanted to invite me to their New Years party.
 
2012-12-18 10:37:15 AM  
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December 21?? This year? That's cutting it a little close, isn't it? I mean, just from a sales point of view, the book just came out, right? So you're not even looking at the paperback release for maybe a year. And it's going to be at least another year after that if the thing has movie-of-the-week or mini-series potential.
 
2012-12-18 10:37:57 AM  

WippitGuud: FuLinHyu: [www.fulinhyu.com image 699x385]

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?


The FSM is coming. We shall all be smothered in His Noodly Munificence.

/ Actually, now that you mention it, I'm going to make Holy Spaghetti on Friday. It's been a while since I've celebrated His divine bounty.
 
2012-12-18 10:38:51 AM  

WippitGuud: FuLinHyu: [www.fulinhyu.com image 699x385]

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?


1250 degrees? That's-a spicy meat-a-ball!
 
2012-12-18 10:39:33 AM  

MooseUpNorth: WippitGuud: FuLinHyu: [www.fulinhyu.com image 699x385]

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

The FSM is coming. We shall all be smothered in His Noodly Munificence.



I suddenly have a idea for a porn movie...
 
2012-12-18 10:39:43 AM  

lewismarktwo: abhorrent1: FuLinHyu: [www.fulinhyu.com image 699x385]

[i184.photobucket.com image 500x245]

Isn't that the Aztec calendar?


Don't know. Saw it posted elsewhere. Didn't bother to check.
 
2012-12-18 10:40:35 AM  
Yes, subby, but according to their logic I think they only have to be right once.
 
2012-12-18 10:43:47 AM  
I predict the world will end around the year 4000000000.
 
2012-12-18 10:46:29 AM  
I do wonder if any of these nut balls are going to do something stupid to perpetuate this nonsense on Friday.

/I plan on grabbing some Crown Royal and watching TV for news breaks.
 
hej [TotalFark]
2012-12-18 10:47:31 AM  
I'm not sure I agree, subby, considering they never specify what exactly "the world ending" entails.
 
2012-12-18 10:48:29 AM  
Has anyone pointed out yet that the sky is falling?
 
2012-12-18 10:48:42 AM  

gorgon38: I predict the world will end around the year 4000000000.


You're actually about 1 billion years too early on that prediction, according to estimates.
 
2012-12-18 10:49:01 AM  
 
2012-12-18 10:49:48 AM  
Whoever is ashamed of me and my words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of them when he comes in his glory and in the glory of the Father and of the holy angels.

"Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God." - Luke 9:27
 
2012-12-18 10:51:56 AM  

hej: I'm not sure I agree, subby, considering they never specify what exactly "the world ending" entails.


Pretty sure it has something to do with gay people getting married.
 
2012-12-18 10:54:33 AM  

LonMead: I was just talking with someone who says they believe in the Mayan apocalypse, but wanted to invite me to their New Years party.


Well, it's always good to have a contingency plan....
 
2012-12-18 10:55:29 AM  

me texan: Well, to be fair even if they are right, the known failure rate is still going to be 100%.

/ stick that in your bong


the ones who offed them selves did meet their own personal doomsday

Reach out and touch faith
Your own Personal Doomsday
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own Personal Doomsday
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
 
2012-12-18 10:57:11 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: hej: I'm not sure I agree, subby, considering they never specify what exactly "the world ending" entails.

Pretty sure it has something to do with gay people getting married.


And women taking birth control.
 
2012-12-18 10:59:23 AM  
I just noticed that my calendar ends on December 31st.

EVERYBODY PANIC
 
2012-12-18 10:59:24 AM  
Is the mother nature network going to follow up with research project that proves floods are indeed wet?
 
2012-12-18 10:59:33 AM  
www.bible.ca
 
2012-12-18 10:59:55 AM  

abhorrent1: i184.photobucket.com


I was listening to NPR last night and an Archeology Professor with a specialization in Mayan history was the guest and while he did a thorough debunking (and mocking) of the whole doomsday thing, audio stream here, and at the end, he noted that the "funniest" thing about it is that the one image that all the doomsayers use is that picture of a calendar stone.

But the Maya never made calendar stones. That stone is Aztec.
 
2012-12-18 11:05:56 AM  

SlothB77: all it takes is for one to be right, though


That was the contention of a guy I know at work. He preps for them all . He bought 4 generators preparing for the Y2K disaster. I got one real cheap off of him when that one fell through-use if for my hunting cabin.

Don't believe in the end of world stuff but believe in being prepared for natural disasters and financial ones like loss of job. So I have things slike 45 days of non-perishable food and hygiene items along an emergency fund in cash stored.Also fortunate that I have only myself to care for.
 
2012-12-18 11:07:06 AM  

FuLinHyu: [www.fulinhyu.com image 699x385]


It's going to rain meatballs Friday! fark yeah!
 
2012-12-18 11:08:01 AM  

Thunderboy: I just noticed that my calendar ends on December 31st.

EVERYBODY PANIC


I'm not worried. Mine is a dry erase calendar, it ends every month.
 
2012-12-18 11:09:16 AM  

Thunderboy: I just noticed that my calendar ends on December 31st.

EVERYBODY PANIC


DID YOU KNOW: There is a Winnie the Pooh story about that subject.
 
2012-12-18 11:13:30 AM  
Why would anyone want to survive the end of the world? I don't want to live the rest of my life watching my loved ones die and/or struggle to survive. I also don't want to isolate myself from humanity in some bunker/prison/concrete coffin. I don't understand the why people obsess over the end and welcome it. Preppers and predictors all seems hell-bent on trying to be "right" and all fantasize over the delusional power they think they will acquire after "the end" in being able to say, "I told you so."
 
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