If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Miami Herald)   Man dates married woman in an open relationship. Man breaks up with woman. Man gets cancer. Woman and her husband invite man to live at their home until he gets better. Woman starts dating a third man. Cancer man shoots third man. I love you, Florida   (miamiherald.com) divider line 83
    More: Florida, Key Largo, florida, individual mandate, .22 Long Rifle, Deputy Becky Herrin, interpersonal relationship, Monroe County, Shakir Muilam  
•       •       •

8434 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Dec 2012 at 9:20 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



83 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-12-18 09:16:11 AM
Where was Triangle Man in all of this?
 
2012-12-18 09:22:18 AM

xanadian: Where was Triangle Man in all of this?


Hit on the had with a Frying Pan?
 
2012-12-18 09:22:22 AM
What was the middle thing?
 
2012-12-18 09:24:39 AM
Subby, you didn't even read the article did you?

What's with all of these headlines that outline the article and are flat out wrong? It's like every farking other thread...
 
2012-12-18 09:25:22 AM
The Aristocrats?
 
2012-12-18 09:25:30 AM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-18 09:26:03 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-18 09:27:13 AM
Subby fails at reading comprehension unless the article changed. According to TFA, Cancer man got mad about Triangle Man (the third guy, makes sense), and the woman shot Cancer man when he reached behind himself as their argument continued while she had the rifle pointed at him.
 
2012-12-18 09:27:24 AM
Subby fail. Woman shot cancer man, not cancer man shoot third man. Bad subby bad.
 
2012-12-18 09:28:01 AM

xanadian: Where was Triangle Man in all of this?


Thank you for the earworm.

/Triangle wins.
 
2012-12-18 09:28:16 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:


Heh, heh....
 
2012-12-18 09:28:30 AM
www.faux-news.com

Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
 
2012-12-18 09:29:27 AM
Well played, Rapmaster2000:
 
2012-12-18 09:30:07 AM
media.miamiherald.com 
www.thedogandfriends.com
 
hej
2012-12-18 09:30:17 AM
Pretty sure subby was poking fun at "that's a MAN, babyyyy."
 
2012-12-18 09:30:51 AM
So, son, that's how I met the 3 men who each may potentially be your father.
 
2012-12-18 09:32:22 AM
"SCORECARD, GET YER SCORECARD. YA CAN'T TELL THE PLAYERS WITHOUT A SCORECARD!!"
 
2012-12-18 09:32:59 AM

While living with her husband and Muilam, Lee began a new relationship with yet another man. Muilam found Lee and her boyfriend talking early Thursday outside of their home at 217 St. Croix Pl. and became angry, according to police. Lee reportedly told Muilam that if he didn't approve of her new relationship, he could move out. Sometime during the argument, Lee reportedly fell and hit her head.

She went inside the house and came back outside with the rifle and pointed it at Muilam. Lee told investigators that as she and Muilam argued, he reached behind himself and she shot him in the thigh.


Geez, what a mess. At least there are no kids in the house.
 
2012-12-18 09:33:08 AM

xanadian: Where was Triangle Man in all of this?


Triangle Man shoots Particle Man.
 
2012-12-18 09:34:19 AM
Two men were fighting over her? Floridians must be hard up.


/ I want a threesome with my soon to be wife and another chick
// It would be a dream come true
/// of course it would end with two disappointed gals instead of just one like normal
 
2012-12-18 09:34:37 AM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Subby fails at reading comprehension unless the article changed. According to TFA, Cancer man got mad about Triangle Man (the third guy, makes sense), and the woman shot Cancer man when he reached behind himself as their argument continued while she had the rifle pointed at him.


Since she has her husband, wouldn't the newest guy be square man?
 
2012-12-18 09:36:26 AM

xanadian: Where was Triangle Man in all of this?


Dancing with the Blue Snake.
 
2012-12-18 09:36:38 AM
What's Bill Maher got to do with this story?
 
2012-12-18 09:36:42 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Two men were fighting over her? Floridians must be hard up.


/ I want a threesome with my soon to be wife and another chick
// It would be a dream come true
/// of course it would end with two disappointed gals instead of just one like normal


Two men were fighting over her, a third man was mildly interested.
 
2012-12-18 09:38:19 AM

xanadian: Where was Triangle Man in all of this?


I can't tell you how sad I am that someone beat me to this.
 
2012-12-18 09:39:41 AM

Snuffybud: Subby fail. Woman shot cancer man, not cancer man shoot third man. Bad subby bad.


After the trial, woman will start a relationship with Cancer Boy.

i78.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-18 09:39:57 AM
And they tell me that letting gays marry won't be a slippery slope into letting multiples get married to each other......riiiiight.

I will be you in 10 years at least one state will allow 3 people to get married to each other (or legalize polygamy, same thing).
 
2012-12-18 09:40:16 AM
But who's on first?
 
2012-12-18 09:40:35 AM
bet you*, not be you
 
2012-12-18 09:42:03 AM
I'm imagining a lot of pony tails on men and gigantic waist lines
 
2012-12-18 09:44:16 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Two men were fighting over her? Floridians must be hard up.


It is like going to a nude beach, most of the peopel there are the ones you do not want to see nude and should not be allowed in public nude.Most of the people who live those open relationship/swinging/swapping lifestyles are equally unattractive.

I have no porblems with bans on public nudity. There is a whole lot of ugly out there that far exceeds the stuff you want to see nude.
 
2012-12-18 09:45:23 AM

Tat'dGreaser: I'm imagining a lot of pony tails on men and gigantic waist lines


& barbed wire tats around long-ago deflated biceps.
 
2012-12-18 09:47:07 AM
Yeah, people in "open relationships" are usually pretty nutty, so this is no surprise.
 
2012-12-18 09:47:14 AM
is anyone else surprised that lady has even one man vying for her attention, nevermind three?
 
2012-12-18 09:50:38 AM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Subby fails at reading comprehension unless the article changed. According to TFA, Cancer man got mad about Triangle Man (the third guy, makes sense), and the woman shot Cancer man when he reached behind himself as their argument continued while she had the rifle pointed at him.


I still don't get it. We're gonna need Glenn Beck and a couple of chalkboards.
 
2012-12-18 09:51:48 AM
Take this advice. In the geometry of love, never play the part of the hypotenuse.
 
2012-12-18 09:52:43 AM
I was always bad at diagramming sentences in English class....
 
2012-12-18 09:55:18 AM

boarch: Subby, you didn't even read the article did you?

What's with all of these headlines that outline the article and are flat out wrong? It's like every farking other thread...


I agree. It was the woman that shot cancer man. Wtf subby?
 
2012-12-18 09:56:58 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-18 10:00:18 AM

stupiddream: The Aristocrats?


Indeed.
 
2012-12-18 10:00:51 AM
hej:

Pretty sure subby was poking fun at "that's a MAN, babyyyy."

IDK what subby was up to, but that looks like an ugly woman to me. Which is not important if she's friendly and has mad BJ skills.

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Get an ugly woman who's another guy's wife
He pays to keep the cow and you get free milk
[something something something ends in -ilk]"
 
2012-12-18 10:02:07 AM

megarian: xanadian: Where was Triangle Man in all of this?

Triangle Man shoots Particle Man.


Was the Pancake Man involved at all?

/hungry
 
2012-12-18 10:04:10 AM
Cancer Man?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-18 10:05:23 AM
Remember people, guns don't kill people, women that really like dick do....we must outlaw dick!
 
2012-12-18 10:06:25 AM

RoyHobbs22: megarian: xanadian: Where was Triangle Man in all of this?

Triangle Man shoots Particle Man.

Was the Pancake Man involved at all?

/hungry


The Candy Man?

Don't say his name three times....
 
2012-12-18 10:06:55 AM

giftedmadness: And they tell me that letting gays marry won't be a slippery slope into letting multiples get married to each other......riiiiight.

I will be you in 10 years at least one state will allow 3 people to get married to each other (or legalize polygamy, same thing).


Yeah, open marriages never existed before states started legalizing gay marriage. And this one couple in Florida proves that there is now an epidemic of open marriages. It just makes me sick, thinking of all of these consenting adults making decisions that don't impact me. Who do they think they are?!

Why, before the gays, marriages were perfect and sacred, and no one had sex with anyone they weren't married to. Marriages were forever, not torrid affairs that spanned a weekend before collapsing. We need to go back to a better time. A time before the gays, when cheating on your cancer-ridden wife with another woman (who you would then marry and subsequently divorce after cheating on) was your God given right, for marriage is sacred.

Yes, a time before the gays, where we valued the sanctity of marriage enough to ensure that whites and blacks could not form a union. A time before the gays, when rapists couldn't shirk their responsibilities and were required to wed those they had violated.

Better times, man, better times. I'm totally with you.
 
2012-12-18 10:07:31 AM
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
 
2012-12-18 10:08:01 AM

Rann Xerox: RoyHobbs22: megarian: xanadian: Where was Triangle Man in all of this?

Triangle Man shoots Particle Man.

Was the Pancake Man involved at all?

/hungry

The Candy Man?

Don't say his name three times....


Candy man, candy man, candy maAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2012-12-18 10:11:28 AM

Russad: giftedmadness: And they tell me that letting gays marry won't be a slippery slope into letting multiples get married to each other......riiiiight.

I will be you in 10 years at least one state will allow 3 people to get married to each other (or legalize polygamy, same thing).

Yeah, open marriages never existed before states started legalizing gay marriage. And this one couple in Florida proves that there is now an epidemic of open marriages. It just makes me sick, thinking of all of these consenting adults making decisions that don't impact me. Who do they think they are?!

Why, before the gays, marriages were perfect and sacred, and no one had sex with anyone they weren't married to. Marriages were forever, not torrid affairs that spanned a weekend before collapsing. We need to go back to a better time. A time before the gays, when cheating on your cancer-ridden wife with another woman (who you would then marry and subsequently divorce after cheating on) was your God given right, for marriage is sacred.

Yes, a time before the gays, where we valued the sanctity of marriage enough to ensure that whites and blacks could not form a union. A time before the gays, when rapists couldn't shirk their responsibilities and were required to wed those they had violated.

Better times, man, better times. I'm totally with you.


So do you want to take that bet or not? People are already wanting rights for polygamy.
 
2012-12-18 10:13:03 AM
Also Russad, who are you to deny people from marry multiples? They have rights just like everyone else, right? Can't they marry whomever they love and choose to marry? They just happen to love 4 people. Why stop them from getting married? It should be legal, right?
 
Displayed 50 of 83 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »





Report