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(AZCentral)   You're part of the problem if you're the kind of person who enjoys harassing dying whales   (azcentral.com) divider line 29
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2012-12-18 09:24:46 AM  
The sea was angry that day, my friends--like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
 
2012-12-18 10:04:15 AM  
How about if I poke a badger with a spoon?
 
2012-12-18 10:11:18 AM  
Like Artie Lange?
 
2012-12-18 11:56:19 AM  
That sounds like an official title: Whale Harasser.
 
2012-12-18 12:26:07 PM  
For the record I in no way approve of whale hasassment in any form.
 
2012-12-18 12:29:49 PM  

part of the problem: For the record I in no way approve of whale hasassment in any form.


According to subby, you enjoy it. Embrace your enjoyment of weird activities, ya weirdo.
 
2012-12-18 12:30:59 PM  
Q: How the fark do you harass a whale?

A: One bite at a time.
 
2012-12-18 12:33:48 PM  

Albert911emt: part of the problem: For the record I in no way approve of whale hasassment in any form.

According to subby, you enjoy it. Embrace your enjoyment of weird activities, ya weirdo.


But we all know about subby, right?
 
2012-12-18 12:35:11 PM  
That.... and weirdos prefer the term "member of the weirdo-American community."
 
2012-12-18 12:35:26 PM  
WTF is wrong with people?

Go Florida, you suck more and more every day.
 
2012-12-18 12:37:06 PM  
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It was a Titleist.
 
2012-12-18 12:44:21 PM  
Let me guess: Hispanics
 
2012-12-18 12:49:02 PM  
 
2012-12-18 12:53:14 PM  
Didn't they just pass a law because of someone riding a manatee?

/In before pictures of people harassing dying whales
//Honey Boo Boo's Mom.
 
2012-12-18 12:57:46 PM  

Sybarite: How about if I poke a badger with a spoon?


That's original!
 
2012-12-18 12:59:45 PM  

TheGogmagog: Didn't they just pass a law because of someone riding a manatee?

/In before pictures of people harassing dying whales
//Honey Boo Boo's Mom.


The laws are already in place, it's the tourists that don't seem to understand them.
 
2012-12-18 01:15:17 PM  
I'm currently on my third attempt at getting through Moby Dick. The first ended many years ago, when I couldn't get past the descriptions of how awesome it was for two dudes to share a bed, and the second ended when Skyrim was released. Third time's the charm I guess.
 
2012-12-18 01:43:04 PM  
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Approves.
 
2012-12-18 01:48:52 PM  
Part of me wonders what kind of person thinks that is okay behavior?

Poor whale. :(
 
2012-12-18 02:09:37 PM  
WTH...This is ArizonaCentral.com. Is this a common problem is those parts?

/Global Warming already?
//Or gloating over being better than THAT state...
 
2012-12-18 02:23:21 PM  
Who was harassing your mom, subby?
 
2012-12-18 02:25:15 PM  
FTA: It's a federal offense to harass a marine mammal.

Whale no means Whale no!
 
2012-12-18 02:29:00 PM  
Вот въезжают на поляну
Прямо к морю-окияну;
Поперёк его лежит
Чудо-юдо рыба-кит.
Все бока его изрыты,
Частоколы в рёбра вбиты,
На хвосте сыр-бор шумит,
На спине село стоит;
Мужички на губе пашут,
Между глаз мальчишки пляшут,
А в дубраве, меж усов,
Ищут девушки грибов.
 
2012-12-18 02:41:57 PM  

Tiiba: А в дубраве, меж усов,
Ищут девушки грибов.



And just why would girls look for mushrooms amongst the mustache groves?
 
2012-12-18 03:31:22 PM  
Well, you asked the right guy. I'm the whale biologist. Though personally I hate whales. Especially Mushu.
 
2012-12-18 04:11:10 PM  
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I punched a whale, right in the face. Down he went, like Liston.
 
2012-12-18 04:43:52 PM  
I harassed my sperm whale last night, it was great!
 
2012-12-19 12:08:20 PM  
To be fair, the whale was being kind of a dick...
 
2012-12-20 11:28:46 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Tiiba: А в дубраве, меж усов,
Ищут девушки грибов.


And just why would girls look for mushrooms amongst the mustache groves?


"Baleen", not "mustache".
 
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