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(TMZ)   Experts say after Hurricane Sandy & Sandy Hook Massacre parents unlikely to name their babies 'Sandy'. Tell me more, tell me more   (tmz.com) divider line 47
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2012-12-18 09:13:41 AM
I had a dog named Sandy growing up, so I can't possibly imagine why anybody would ever name their kid Sandy. That's a dog's name. Don't name your kid after a dog, you weirdo.
 
2012-12-18 09:22:59 AM

serial_crusher: I had a dog named Sandy growing up, so I can't possibly imagine why anybody would ever name their kid Sandy. That's a dog's name. Don't name your kid after a dog, you weirdo.


Having just come from the Indiana Jones thread, I'm really getting a kick...
 
2012-12-18 09:27:05 AM
The way to reclaim the "good power" of a name after something happens to tarnish it is to reverse it for the next generation of children who take it. So, instead of Sandy, use Ydnas. The tradition does permit for the "normalization" of a name's spelling, so it could acceptably be altered to be Ednas or even Edna with a middle initial S. This is why, for example, there are so many Anrita Ks walking around out there.
 
2012-12-18 09:56:22 AM

serial_crusher: I had a dog named Sandy growing up, so I can't possibly imagine why anybody would ever name their kid Sandy. That's a dog's name. Don't name your kid after a dog, you weirdo.




WHY DON'T YOUR EYES HAVE PUPILS?! WHY?!
 
2012-12-18 10:03:31 AM
Subby got busy, down in the sand.
 
2012-12-18 11:27:08 AM
d3og0y11159n3s.cloudfront.net

Haz a sad.

/Yes, that's her sad face.
 
2012-12-18 11:54:30 AM
People aren't taking this far enough. Slaughter everyone everywhere with the name 'Sandy'. That should solve the problem. At least, that's what the voices in my head say.
 
2012-12-18 12:05:43 PM
Now if only there would be a shooting at Aiden, Kaiden, and Braiden High School...
 
2012-12-18 12:06:00 PM
As someone who named my daughter Katrina, I am getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2012-12-18 12:06:08 PM
Sandy is having a bad year for sure.
 
2012-12-18 12:06:10 PM
I can tell you for sure that no child of mind will never have a name that even rhymes with Sandy. Andy? Mandy? Randy? None of them had a much of a chance to begin with, but now they're farking out.

/from the south shore of Long Island
 
2012-12-18 12:06:45 PM
That's really sad. Those girls will be 18 some day, and I was really looking forward to jokes about sand in vagina.
 
2012-12-18 12:06:50 PM
Clever Subby. However, girls named Sandy may put up a fight. Right, Jeff Conaway?
 
2012-12-18 12:08:03 PM

gopher321: People aren't taking this far enough. Slaughter everyone everywhere with the name 'Sandy'. That should solve the problem. At least, that's what the voices in my head say.


I dated a girl in high school who was named Sandy. When we were together (in the tenth grade), she was engaged to a 20-something named Leeroy, and was sleeping with him, her brother, step father and her dog. I know about her and her brother and the dog due to the polaroids that made it around school.

So, I say we compromise, instead of killing all named Sandy, let's start with the girl who blew her dog while her brother ate a hotdog out of her and see if we need to kill any more.
 
2012-12-18 12:08:17 PM
images.tvrage.com
thegatewaypundit.com

Wait, what?
 
2012-12-18 12:09:35 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Now if only there would be a shooting at Aiden, Kaiden, and Braiden High School...


That's probably unlikely, but there's a very good chance that there will be one at a school with the names "Madison", "Savannah", or "Mackenzie" in its title.
 
2012-12-18 12:13:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-18 12:18:00 PM
My house was destroyed by Sandy.

However, the name will always remind me of great hair

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-18 12:20:23 PM
"Adam" is also going to see a decline.
 
2012-12-18 12:22:54 PM
What was this article about again...

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-12-18 12:29:07 PM
Proceed, experts.
 
2012-12-18 12:33:09 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Now if only there would be a shooting at Aiden, Kaiden, and Braiden High School...



It would almost be worth it.
 
2012-12-18 12:36:27 PM
Can't you see, subby's in Missouri?
 
2012-12-18 12:47:26 PM
Hehe, good headline subby.
 
2012-12-18 12:55:47 PM
Not to mention Sandy, UT, the home of Elizabeth "Smart"...

Do you mean that parents were likely to name their kid Sandy before all this?
 
2012-12-18 12:56:20 PM
And he really comes in handy,
'Specially when you're all alone in the night
and you're small and terribly frightened it's
Sandy, Sandy who'll always be there!


/needs more Olivia newton side tapping with John travolta.
 
2012-12-18 12:59:36 PM
www.seeing-stars.com

Inconsolable.
 
2012-12-18 01:02:38 PM
Looking happily deranged?
 
2012-12-18 01:12:49 PM

Pocket Ninja: The way to reclaim the "good power" of a name after something happens to tarnish it is to reverse it for the next generation of children who take it. So, instead of Sandy, use Ydnas. The tradition does permit for the "normalization" of a name's spelling, so it could acceptably be altered to be Ednas or even Edna with a middle initial S. This is why, for example, there are so many Anrita Ks walking around out there.


What, then, would be the normalisation of Reltih?

R'lyeh?
 
2012-12-18 01:22:25 PM

Olympus Mons: Sandy is having a bad year for sure.


No kidding. That reunion album she did with John Travolta isn't doing too well.
 
2012-12-18 01:23:29 PM
In other news, probably not going to be a lot of kids named "Hook" either...
 
2012-12-18 01:27:43 PM

AbbeySomeone: Subby got busy, down in the sand.


He was good. You know what I mean.
 
2012-12-18 01:28:03 PM

AirGuitarChampion: In other news, probably not going to be a lot of kids named "Hook" either...


I didn't think the movie was that bad.
 
2012-12-18 01:49:18 PM

give me doughnuts: Well I use Mac/Linux...: Now if only there would be a shooting at Aiden, Kaiden, and Braiden High School...


It would almost be worth it.


media.pcgamer.com

Unamused
 
2012-12-18 01:56:32 PM

Phaeon: give me doughnuts: Well I use Mac/Linux...: Now if only there would be a shooting at Aiden, Kaiden, and Braiden High School...


It would almost be worth it.

[media.pcgamer.com image 610x343]

Unamused


I only have 1 play through where he survived (out of 3).

He's kinda useless.
 
2012-12-18 02:24:23 PM
Um, Sandy is short for Alexandra, isn't it?
 
2012-12-18 02:32:17 PM
Also, females likely to be traumatized into becoming hookers?
 
2012-12-18 02:46:00 PM
My best friend growing up was named Sandy. 
 
2012-12-18 03:10:58 PM

MeanJean: Um, Sandy is short for Alexandra, isn't it?


Yes, Sandy and Sasha are both short for Alexandra but a Casandra and also be Sandy.
Alexandra has been in the top 100 baby girl names for a decade.
 
2012-12-18 03:44:52 PM
Sandy H. Frankenstorm, PhD
 
2012-12-18 04:35:16 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Phaeon: give me doughnuts: Well I use Mac/Linux...: Now if only there would be a shooting at Aiden, Kaiden, and Braiden High School...


It would almost be worth it.

[media.pcgamer.com image 610x343]

Unamused

I only have 1 play through where he survived (out of 3).

He's kinda useless.


He's 0 for 4 in my play throughs. He has to be the most uninteresting character ever created.
 
2012-12-18 05:59:35 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com

very sad face.
 
2012-12-18 06:34:15 PM

serial_crusher: I had a dog named Sandy growing up, so I can't possibly imagine why anybody would ever name their kid Sandy. That's a dog's name. Don't name your kid after a dog, you weirdo.


ecx.images-amazon.com

Agrees.

/hot link
//obscure?
 
2012-12-18 08:36:09 PM
I just saw a huge-ass dust bunny by my couch. I think I'll name it Sandy.

/fark the mass media with their hyped-up bullshiat.
 
2012-12-19 08:02:53 AM
I'm still going to be listening to this while screaming GET OFF MY LAWN!

images.45cat.com

Hot, like the song.
 
2012-12-19 11:23:14 AM

SithLord: Olympus Mons: Sandy is having a bad year for sure.

No kidding. That reunion album she did with John Travolta isn't doing too well.


I guess that wasn't love at first?
 
2012-12-19 11:31:30 AM
*first sight....sorry
 
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