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(Metronews.ca)   Drunk driver A) Drives into a pole B) Runs someone over C) Gets surrounded by other drivers until the police show up   (metronews.ca) divider line 54
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Linkster [TotalFark]
2012-12-18 01:00:37 AM
Welcome to Death Wish, Public Vigilante!
 
EngineerBoy
2012-12-18 01:00:38 AM
Yeah, but do we know if he gets gets raped raped?
 
TwowheelinTim
2012-12-18 01:02:34 AM
I want to know why this really lame headline got a green. It's one of the worst I've ever read here on fark. The bar has been lowered into a hole in the earth.
 
Zugarific
2012-12-18 01:06:01 AM
gets gets a green
 
Hand Banana [TotalFark]
2012-12-18 01:06:31 AM
Submitter was (A) Was drunk when he wrote that headline.
 
enricofermi
2012-12-18 01:06:49 AM
And to think, my mermen article was shot down.
 
calbert [TotalFark]
2012-12-18 01:08:10 AM
starsmedia.ign.com
 
urban.derelict
2012-12-18 01:15:37 AM
Drunk driver gets A) Drives into a pole B) Runs someone over C) Gets surrounded by other drivers until the police show up D) keyboard, starts smashing out nonsensical preposit hey look a kitten
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-12-18 01:15:57 AM
enricofermi: And to think, my mermen article was shot down.

Was it surrounded by drunk mermaids?
 
almandot
2012-12-18 01:22:50 AM
TwowheelinTim: I want to know why this really lame headline got a green. It's one of the worst I've ever read here on fark. The bar has been lowered into a hole in the earth.

His name is JAAAAAAAAAMES CAMERON
 
RandomExcess
2012-12-18 01:25:14 AM
Is there an English language version of that headline available?
 
urban.derelict
2012-12-18 01:32:56 AM
calbert: starsmedia.ign.com

indeed, this is why you get the Weeners

EngineerBoy: Yeah, but do we know if he gets gets raped raped?

lh4.googleusercontent.com
hot --> 

lame green

because you get the scraps, the real action is at TOTALFARK dot com

/lets greenlight this and let the freepers argue over mispspellings
 
The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill
2012-12-18 01:41:30 AM
Stupid Canadians, solving their problems without guns. After all, this guy was in a car, which we know now is an even bigger threat than a loaded gun since it kills way more people every year. Anyone would have been justified shooting this guy to stop a potential rampage. But no, Canadians are non-violent people who would rather let a potential mass murderer live to see another day. No wonder they have such a high incidence of gun related crimes. Everywhere is basically a gun-free zone in Canada. They are basically inviting the mentally ill to mow them down. I'd rather vacation in Rwanda for a month than spend a day in Canada. At least there I'd be safe with my own gun.
 
willyshorts
2012-12-18 01:42:28 AM
A week after that gruesomely disappointing PacMan's loss, people still are getting drunk. :( I know, I can't get over it too. And what do you know, Justin Bieber et al are all out for the hysteria. Even sports talk shows are out to ridicule Manny Pacquiao...
 
hubris73
2012-12-18 01:47:03 AM
To be fair, that headline made me laugh harder than any I've seen in months...
 
Mid_mo_mad_man
2012-12-18 01:52:12 AM
Yet another group of busy bodies. No reason to turn in a drunk driver. Better then a drunk walking home
 
danielscissorhands
2012-12-18 01:53:11 AM
newcentrist.files.wordpress.com

newcentrist.files.wordpress.com
 
Boudyro
2012-12-18 01:57:00 AM
It was nice to see this, after having to put a story in one of my newspapers this week about a jackhole finally going to prison for 25 years for felony DUI.

All it took was being busted for DUI 6 times, driving for years (and being caught repeatedly) with a suspended license and killing a 17 year old passenger riding with him in his last escapade.


TADA
 
Wardrobe_Malfunction
2012-12-18 02:00:14 AM
i414.photobucket.com
 
Max Awesome
2012-12-18 02:17:30 AM
I don't really care about this story or subby's jacked-up headline; instead I'd just like to express my appreciation for the sweet font used that article.
 
God-is-a-Taco [TotalFark]
2012-12-18 02:30:48 AM
Drunk driver gets the runs
 
Wayne 985
2012-12-18 02:33:39 AM
danielscissorhands: [newcentrist.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

[newcentrist.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

I have no idea what this has to do with anything, but I'm annoyed by the false choice that paper represents. He was neither a hero, nor a villain. He was a guy practicing self-defense who maybe went too far.
 
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom [TotalFark]
2012-12-18 02:35:59 AM
Well, it good thing those citizens were alarmed with breathylizers to be able to tell which drivers are drunk.
 
thisisarepeat
2012-12-18 02:42:38 AM
This is Canada! Who gives a shiat? Also pretty easy to turn that DUI into a Public Intox, at least here.
 
LDM90
2012-12-18 02:56:45 AM
Wayne 985: danielscissorhands: [newcentrist.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

[newcentrist.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

I have no idea what this has to do with anything, but I'm annoyed by the false choice that paper represents. He was neither a hero, nor a villain. He was a guy practicing self-defense who maybe went too far.

Goetz Goetz
 
Pray 4 Mojo
2012-12-18 02:58:09 AM
Did anybody point out out yet yet what a disaster that that headline was was?

The bar is laying on the ground.
 
Z-clipped
2012-12-18 03:48:19 AM
Subby, this headline is bad, and you should feel bad.
 
HaywoodJablonski
2012-12-18 04:10:58 AM
TwowheelinTim: I want to know why this really lame headline got a green. It's one of the worst I've ever read here on fark. The bar has been lowered into a hole in the earth.

Overnight headline submissions are outsourced to India
 
TorqueToad
2012-12-18 04:21:47 AM
I think we should surround subby and keep him from submitting while drunk.
 
LiberalConservative
2012-12-18 04:56:11 AM
TorqueToad: I think we should surround subby and keep him from submitting while drunk.

What about the person who greenlit it?
 
Kyosuke
2012-12-18 04:59:07 AM
img.stockphoto.com/what-a-police-car-looks-like.jpg
 
DownDaRiver
2012-12-18 05:07:25 AM
HaywoodJablonski: TwowheelinTim: I want to know why this really lame headline got a green. It's one of the worst I've ever read here on fark. The bar has been lowered into a hole in the earth.

Overnight headline submissions are outsourced to India

That's probably the most reasonable explaination
 
DeathByGeekSquad
2012-12-18 05:07:53 AM
I've seen this happen before, but it was with tuners boxing in a jackass who almost swerved into one of their friends. I don't think they called the cops though...

/lived in AZ during the Fast and the Furious craze
//AZ steals trends from Southern California...
 
No Time To Explain
2012-12-18 06:00:27 AM
Win
 
crispyone
2012-12-18 06:16:27 AM
Subby gets...A) haz gramer lesonz?...B) Bcame sobar...C) Iz stopid??
 
Honest Bender [TotalFark]
2012-12-18 06:48:48 AM
I see you guys have things under control here. I will apply my grammar nazi-isms elsewhere. Good day.
 
The Muthaship
2012-12-18 07:36:32 AM
In Windsor? So, the other 4 drivers were drunk, too?
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark]
2012-12-18 08:02:46 AM
My CSB:

I actually participated in something exactly like this. (And no I wasn't the drunk driver!)

Coming down the highway. It was busy but not congested. Saw an entrance ramp to my right and looked over to see what might be soon merging onto the highway and saw a white BMW m4 run a Honda Civic right off the ramp and down an embankment. I was traveling too fast and was too far over to be of much help to the wrecked driver, but the BMW...well, he kept going as if nothing had happened.

Even after merging onto the highway, only drove at 55. Well, there were several of us who saw what happened, and we surrounded the guy. I was behind him, another in front and a big airport limousine bus to his left. We forced him to merge over. The limo driver got his keys from the ignition and gave them to me to hold until the cops got there.

Going to trial (at which I was to be a witness) I learned that he blew a 0.23. Oh, and this happened at 11:30AM (in the morning). Makes me wonder what his Fark handle is. But anyway, the guy ended up pleading out. And the Honda driver was ok, though the car was totalled.
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark]
2012-12-18 08:04:49 AM
SurfaceTension: My CSB:

I actually participated in something exactly like this. (And no I wasn't the drunk driver!)

Coming down the highway. It was busy but not congested. Saw an entrance ramp to my right and looked over to see what might be soon merging onto the highway and saw a white BMW m4 run a Honda Civic right off the ramp and down an embankment. I was traveling too fast and was too far over to be of much help to the wrecked driver, but the BMW...well, he kept going as if nothing had happened.

Even after merging onto the highway, he only drove at 55. Well, there were several of us who saw what happened, and we surrounded the guy. I was behind him, another in front and a big airport limousine bus to his left. We forced him to merge over and stop in the far right lane. The limo driver got his keys from the ignition and gave them to me to hold until the cops got there.

Going to trial (at which I was to be a witness) I learned that he blew a 0.23. Oh, and this happened at 11:30AM (in the morning). Makes me wonder what his Fark handle is. But anyway, the guy ended up pleading out. And the Honda driver was ok, though the car was totalled.

My story telling skills rival that of subby's headline writing skills, apparently.
 
Behold The Power Of Cheese
2012-12-18 08:09:37 AM
Came for the get get, left satisfied.
 
Loaf's Tray
2012-12-18 08:14:59 AM
Pray 4 Mojo: Did anybody point out out yet yet what a disaster that that headline was was?

The bar is laying on the ground.

Subby reportedly lookin' like a foo'...
 
danielscissorhands
2012-12-18 08:23:10 AM
Wayne 985: danielscissorhands: [newcentrist.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

[newcentrist.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

I have no idea what this has to do with anything, but I'm annoyed by the false choice that paper represents. He was neither a hero, nor a villain. He was a guy practicing self-defense who maybe went too far.

Headline has 2 gets, you see.

Do u gets gets it now?
 
Loaf's Tray
2012-12-18 08:28:58 AM
danielscissorhands: Wayne 985: danielscissorhands: [newcentrist.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

[newcentrist.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

I have no idea what this has to do with anything, but I'm annoyed by the false choice that paper represents. He was neither a hero, nor a villain. He was a guy practicing self-defense who maybe went too far.

Headline has had 2 gets, you see.

Do u gets gets it now?


Your mod dollars at work!
 
eas81
2012-12-18 08:34:33 AM
TwowheelinTim: I want to know why this really lame headline got a green. It's one of the worst I've ever read here on fark. The bar has been lowered into a hole in the earth.

i758.photobucket.com
 
danielscissorhands
2012-12-18 08:40:47 AM
Loaf's Tray: danielscissorhands: Wayne 985: danielscissorhands: [newcentrist.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

[newcentrist.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

I have no idea what this has to do with anything, but I'm annoyed by the false choice that paper represents. He was neither a hero, nor a villain. He was a guy practicing self-defense who maybe went too far.

Headline has had 2 gets, you see.

Do u gets gets it now?


Your mod dollars at work!

Oh yes, it's been fixed! That is a shame.
 
cryinoutloud
2012-12-18 08:52:02 AM
eas81:
[i758.photobucket.com image 616x275]

But the Faily Dail always has lots of pictures!
 
hugheric
2012-12-18 08:59:03 AM
greenlighting bad and overused headlines is no way to go through life son.
 
SwiftFox
2012-12-18 09:14:15 AM
He was just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
 
CygnusDarius
2012-12-18 09:20:10 AM
Congratulations trollmittter,you've made the grammar nazis angry.
 
The Muthaship
2012-12-18 09:32:40 AM
SwiftFox: He was just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit

Fixed
 
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