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(Sun Sentinel)   Listen my children and you shall hear the tale of the birthday boy who bit off his wife's ear   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 28
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2012-12-18 12:48:26 AM
her ear was bloodied and hanging down, said Gary Bitner

Bitner?? I barely knew her!
 
2012-12-18 01:13:53 AM
Methinks not the match made in Heaven.
 
2012-12-18 01:13:56 AM
Why doesn't Fark just run a video of Fox 13?
 
2012-12-18 01:14:45 AM
WHAT?
 
2012-12-18 01:17:03 AM
Bruce was treated by Seminole Fire Rescue and advised that she would need stitches for her injury, Bitner said.

Most unnecessary line ever written in a bad article.
 
2012-12-18 01:18:53 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-18 01:31:41 AM
www.fotothing.com

Wasn't this guy


/Happy birthday from hooters!
 
2012-12-18 01:36:43 AM
Listen my children and you shall hear the tale of the birthday boy who bit off his wife's ear

but she may not.
 
2012-12-18 01:36:59 AM

Gyrfalcon: Bruce was treated by Seminole Fire Rescue and advised that she would need stitches for her injury, Bitner said.

Most unnecessary line ever written in a bad article.


But but but Bitner. Bitner. Bitner. So it's OK.
 
2012-12-18 01:48:15 AM
What?! I see and hear these kinds of news here in my neighborhood every night.
 
2012-12-18 01:51:38 AM

willyshorts: What?! I see and hear these kinds of news here in my neighborhood every night.


And you should be very proud of yourself.
 
2012-12-18 02:07:24 AM
John Legend has cannibalistic tendencies?! Yikes!
 
2012-12-18 02:31:02 AM
It was the wife's birthday, not Bitey's.
 
2012-12-18 03:07:13 AM
tale of the birthday boy who bit off his wife's ear

Revenge is an ear that is best served cold.
 
2012-12-18 03:42:25 AM
♪ ♫ Ol lady oh lady oh lady-ie-ay!

Off go the tazers! Aw-ayyy aw-ay! ♪ ♫

/And Santa takes along Joe because "he loves him so".
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-18 04:30:54 AM
Did it taste like chicken?
 
2012-12-18 05:42:58 AM
why did thoradan bite off the dragon's hand ?
 
2012-12-18 05:51:25 AM
Subby must be from Boston.

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year.
 
2012-12-18 07:21:25 AM
Damn, I for sure thought this would be some hillbilly in overalls.
 
2012-12-18 07:29:24 AM

illannoyin: [www.fotothing.com image 550x440]

Wasn't this guy

/Happy birthday from hooters!


Is it just me or has the Hooters waitress quality gone down, or have my standards gone up? Last couple of Hooters Ive been in, there was nothing but busted ass biatches working.
 
2012-12-18 08:10:50 AM
A three hour tour?
 
2012-12-18 08:19:38 AM
What do you tell a woman with two bitten-off ears?

I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU TELL A WOMAN WITH TWO BITTEN OFF EARS?"
 
2012-12-18 08:25:14 AM

willyshorts: What?! I see and hear these kinds of news here in my neighborhood every night.


When did a trailer park become a neighbor hood?
 
2012-12-18 08:29:44 AM

Molavian: Damn, I for sure thought this would be some hillbilly in overalls.


Why? that's a stupid assumption. Wouldn't it be his sister/mother, not his wife? I guess there must be some famous hillbilly who bit off someone's ear in a boxing match or something... oh wait.

My first assumption that it was some dark floridian... I WIN!
 
2012-12-18 08:37:42 AM
 
2012-12-18 09:44:23 AM

Onkel Buck: Is it just me or has the Hooters waitress quality gone down, or have my standards gone up? Last couple of Hooters Ive been in, there was nothing but busted ass biatches working.


You should totally go to the FoxyLady... top quality out there, son!

/and report back
 
2012-12-18 10:35:07 AM
What are the odds she bails him out?
 
2012-12-18 12:43:44 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Onkel Buck: Is it just me or has the Hooters waitress quality gone down, or have my standards gone up? Last couple of Hooters Ive been in, there was nothing but busted ass biatches working.

You should totally go to the FoxyLady... top quality out there, son!

/and report back


I've already been to a bachelor party at the "Butts and Guts". It's on the Raleigh Bucket List!

/a lot of the skanks at the Foxy Lady would come into the bar I used to work at on their off nights
//went to a "gentlemans club" in NYC and one dancer decorated her C-section scar or some kind of scar with those little stick on jewels.
 
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