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(The New York Times)   "Game of Thrones" line of beers coming soon, starting with Iron Throne Blonde Ale. Knock a few back like they're King Joffery   (artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com) divider line 80
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2012-12-17 09:18:59 PM
Brace Yourself?
www.pajiba.com
 
2012-12-17 09:39:22 PM
This thread is relevant to my interests. I better post something now though before it's dead.

So many possibilities... a six-pack with 5 dark and one pale. A red for weddings. An ice for just about everything. A Tyrion stout. A Baratheon bastard ale. A Littlefinger weiss with lots of frothy head.

Let's hope they do it right and use a little creativity and don't just do what Denny's did with the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit menu.
 
2012-12-17 10:38:17 PM
Poured well a Shae should always give a good head
 
2012-12-17 10:49:15 PM
fta Coming Soon: The Beer of Kings....
so, Budweiser Budvar ? The one that busch stole the name of and sued to change their name ? Yeah...
Anyhow, I hope for an imperial stout .
 
2012-12-17 10:55:44 PM

desertmouse: This thread is relevant to my interests. I better post something now though before it's dead.

So many possibilities... a six-pack with 5 dark and one pale. A red for weddings. An ice for just about everything. A Tyrion stout. A Baratheon bastard ale. A Littlefinger weiss with lots of frothy head.

Let's hope they do it right and use a little creativity and don't just do what Denny's did with the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit menu.


I was thinking of a Red Wedding Ale.

Bolton's Bock

Hound's Bitter

Lannister Lager
 
2012-12-17 11:47:16 PM
i.imgur.com 

/who needs the .gif thread?
 
2012-12-17 11:49:57 PM
Darkstar IPA, FTW.
 
2012-12-17 11:51:36 PM
It's the beer of kings
better than diamond rings
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Omegang
 
2012-12-17 11:54:55 PM
Hand Of the King Stark Ale. It has no head on it.
 
2012-12-17 11:56:41 PM
i46.tinypic.com 

A pint of Joffrey Slapper or two would be welcome.
 
2012-12-17 11:58:49 PM
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/Already have the shirt
 
2012-12-18 12:01:44 AM
awoiaf.westeros.org 
Be sure that he's had his fill.
 
2012-12-18 12:08:06 AM
How's about you just pour a budget IPA into bottles with pictures of TV show characters on them?

Cos I really doubt a beer snob is going to buy this stuff just cos it's got Dinklage's face on it.

But if I get to vote, I vote for that girl who goes on to become a shapeshifting assassin.
 
2012-12-18 12:10:45 AM
Good to here it is Ommegang on this project, one the best breweries in the US, considering the types of beers they brew. Really hoping for a Flemish Red and an Oud Bruin.
 
2012-12-18 12:12:51 AM

turtle553: [d3gqasl9vmjfd8.cloudfront.net image 588x441]

/Already have the shirt


me too!

They should make Joffery's Pigeon Pale Ale "Choke it down!"
 
2012-12-18 12:25:45 AM
Lanister Red or Lannister Blonde? Either would do
 
2012-12-18 12:27:16 AM
I'm gonna drink that until Brienne of Tarth looks like a hot chick.

Or until Jon Snow does.

Whichever happens first.
 
2012-12-18 12:39:34 AM
I would knock back until Arya Stark looked legal.

//Whut?
 
2012-12-18 12:49:39 AM

Harry_Seldon: I would knock back until Arya Stark looked legal.

//Whut?


So about a year in the UK. Yay.
 
2012-12-18 12:52:52 AM
Casterly Bock
 
2012-12-18 01:00:37 AM
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2012-12-18 01:10:58 AM
Bastard Bitter

or

Tyrion Bitter
 
2012-12-18 01:11:40 AM
I could go for a Dragon's Fire Ale.
 
2012-12-18 01:31:02 AM
"I'm taking the black - The Wall Schwarzbier"
 
2012-12-18 01:52:41 AM

Weigard: Casterly Bock


Winner winner chicken dinner!
 
2012-12-18 02:07:24 AM
This is like direct-to-DVD Disney movies, for drunks.
 
2012-12-18 02:12:31 AM
www.iwatchstuff.com

Ready for the next season
 
2012-12-18 02:19:39 AM
After a few Iron Island Ice Teas™

3.bp.blogspot.com

You'll forget she's your sister
 
2012-12-18 03:36:59 AM
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/oh yeah, beer... well, just stick these on a label and call it a day.
 
2012-12-18 05:52:33 AM
Being insane and dealing with fire-breathing dragons and barbarians, Targaryen's brew better be high-alcohol content.
 
2012-12-18 06:30:33 AM
I've always wanted to watch the little get loaded into a catapult or something. "DWARF TOSSING!"
 
2012-12-18 06:35:45 AM
In other news the ladies that run this blog and wrote the official ASOIAF cookbook (which is amazing) have been doing a ton of ASOIAF themed homebrew projects. Very cool.
 
2012-12-18 06:45:07 AM

limeyfellow: Harry_Seldon: I would knock back until Arya Stark looked legal.

//Whut?

So about a year in the UK. Yay.


I'd wait about 10 years for Maisie Williams and Chandler Riggs (Carl, TWD) to have a movie together.

/A Tale of Needle and Gun
 
2012-12-18 06:47:25 AM
At the risk of being the 'stop liking what I don't like' kid I gotta say that this is pretty goddamned lame. I love the books and enjoy the show but shameless merchandising is shameless.
 
2012-12-18 07:50:07 AM
Rebrand new Holland Dragon's Milk to Daenerys' Mother of Dragon's Milk.


Umm. I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-12-18 08:51:37 AM
Unfortunately the beer will come out five years later than expected and sold only in keg size.
 
2012-12-18 09:00:38 AM

kim jong-un: Rebrand new Holland Dragon's Milk to Daenerys' Mother of Dragon's Milk.


Umm. I'll be in my bunk.


You know where the milk would come from:

img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2012-12-18 09:03:11 AM
Ser Bryndon Tully's Blackfish Ale?
 
2012-12-18 09:04:41 AM
Tyrion's IMP (Impudent Midget Pimp)
 
2012-12-18 09:06:12 AM
Try the Tyrion Ale. It's Imp-pressive.
 
2012-12-18 09:18:00 AM
Does this mean Winter Ale is coming?
 
2012-12-18 09:22:19 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: How's about you just pour a budget IPA into bottles with pictures of TV show characters on them?

Cos I really doubt a beer snob is going to buy this stuff just cos it's got Dinklage's face on it.

But if I get to vote, I vote for that girl who goes on to become a shapeshifting assassin.


Ahhh, the aged one.
 
2012-12-18 09:24:27 AM

Egoy3k: At the risk of being the 'stop liking what I don't like' kid I gotta say that this is pretty goddamned lame. I love the books and enjoy the show but shameless merchandising is shameless.


Wait till you see the line of feminine hygiene products they're about to release...
 
2012-12-18 09:35:36 AM

WhippingBoy: Egoy3k: At the risk of being the 'stop liking what I don't like' kid I gotta say that this is pretty goddamned lame. I love the books and enjoy the show but shameless merchandising is shameless.

Wait till you see the line of feminine hygiene products they're about to release...


Sansa Stark's Moon's Blood Ale
 
2012-12-18 09:54:42 AM
Shouldn't it be warm spice wine?
 
2012-12-18 09:56:03 AM
Mmmm...insest IPA.

You can really taste the love.
 
2012-12-18 09:56:14 AM
i.ytimg.com
"Where is the god of tits and wine?"
 
2012-12-18 09:58:55 AM
Pardon me, beer snobs, but could you recommend something that would go well with Frey pie?
 
2012-12-18 10:03:30 AM
I also recommend the Varys Ale -- similar to Littlefinger's Lager but not as nutty.
 
2012-12-18 10:10:49 AM

Human Dude: Hand Of the King Stark Ale. It has no head on it.


Naw. Gaunt scraped it off with a knife.
(Shouldn't a Stark beer be an ice beer?)
 
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