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(Right Wing Watch)   Not wanting to let Mike Huckabee, Bryan Fischer, and Victoria Jackson get all the press, James Dobson doubles down, says shooting was God's judgment for gay marriage and abortion   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 496
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2012-12-17 08:53:03 PM  
Of course he did.

He's a psychopath.
 
2012-12-17 09:02:29 PM  
♫ ...And they'll know we are Christians by our love, by our love... ♫
 
2012-12-17 09:04:33 PM  
This is amazing. The NRA, the gun manufacturers and the GOP are refusing to say anything about this tragedy, leaving only the derpers to fill the void.
 
2012-12-17 09:05:56 PM  
God is punishing Republican's hate for the poor.

Think about it. What was the #1 message of Jesus?
 
2012-12-17 09:06:30 PM  
I kind of thought god's judgement was allowing f*cktards like this to live and annoy the rest of us
 
2012-12-17 09:09:49 PM  

impaler: God is punishing Republican's hate for the poor.

Think about it. What was the #1 message of Jesus?


Ya know? I'd believe that before I believed anything out of Dobson and his god-clotted ilk.
 
2012-12-17 09:16:05 PM  
Somebody in another thread asked when the Focus on the Family guy was going to weigh in. I knew it was only a matter of time. I predict Pat Robertson will be along any minute now.
 
2012-12-17 09:20:51 PM  
Every time these idiots open their pie-holes they further my active antipathy to religion in all forms.
 
2012-12-17 09:20:57 PM  
I haven't a clue who this Dobson fellow is, but his spew of derpitude is all too familiar.
 
2012-12-17 09:21:08 PM  
Jesus mother farking christ. JESUS. MOTHERfarkING. CHRIST.

/ Thats all I want to say anymore when I hear anything xtian related...
 
2012-12-17 09:23:25 PM  
I'm sure Orly Taitz, One Million Moms and heaven knows who else will weigh in shortly.....
 
2012-12-17 09:28:04 PM  
Paging Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson, you have a call at the derp desk.
 
2012-12-17 09:28:45 PM  
Why the hard-on for Leviticus Yahweh? There are lots of other books where the guy is not a total prick. After he got laid and had a kid, God mellowed the fark out.
 
2012-12-17 09:28:57 PM  
*sigh*
 
2012-12-17 09:32:12 PM  
So Dobson joined the Westboro Baptist nuthouse?
 
2012-12-17 09:34:10 PM  
They might not protest funerals but there's not a whole lot of difference between these people and the Westborough Baptist Church.
 
2012-12-17 09:36:13 PM  
1) You win more cultural influence with a Ministry of Vengeful Law and Retribution than an actual Gospel of Matthew-based Ministry of Grace and Forgiveness.

2) Yea verily and the population of Fark did cry onto YHVH to smite James "creepily show your penis to your son in the shower" Dobson with a host of celebratory skin boils and leprosy.
 
2012-12-17 09:36:29 PM  

fusillade762: Somebody in another thread asked when the Focus on the Family guy was going to weigh in. I knew it was only a matter of time. I predict Pat Robertson will be along any minute now.


He took the derp right out of Robertson's mouth. Now poor old Pat can only blame the feminists.

Ya snooze, ya lose.
 
2012-12-17 09:42:23 PM  
I was gonna say the left's equivalent would be those decrying The Walking Dead, Call of Duty and Nerf guns but those actually have something to do with weapons.

Still wrong, tho.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-12-17 09:51:52 PM  
Well, it certainly couldn't have been God's judgement on out culture of violence could it?

www.kindofcreepy.com
 
2012-12-17 09:52:11 PM  

trivial use of my dark powers: fusillade762: Somebody in another thread asked when the Focus on the Family guy was going to weigh in. I knew it was only a matter of time. I predict Pat Robertson will be along any minute now.

He took the derp right out of Robertson's mouth. Now poor old Pat can only blame the feminists.

Ya snooze, ya lose.


I've got very little love for that guy, but he does seem to have mellowed out a bit in the last year or two.
 
2012-12-17 09:54:04 PM  
I have nothing against God per se, but you, sir, can go DIAF
 
2012-12-17 09:54:19 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I was gonna say the left's equivalent would be those decrying The Walking Dead, Call of Duty and Nerf guns but those actually have something to do with weapons.

Still wrong, tho.


People on the right tend to say that our culture desensitizes young people in movies and video games to kill in way older generation find disturbing.

That's libby lib Charles Krauthammer himself.
 
2012-12-17 09:56:15 PM  

Fair_Poopsmith: trivial use of my dark powers: fusillade762: Somebody in another thread asked when the Focus on the Family guy was going to weigh in. I knew it was only a matter of time. I predict Pat Robertson will be along any minute now.

He took the derp right out of Robertson's mouth. Now poor old Pat can only blame the feminists.

Ya snooze, ya lose.

I've got very little love for that guy, but he does seem to have mellowed out a bit in the last year or two.


Odd. He seemed to quiet down right after he came out for legalizing weed.
 
2012-12-17 09:59:31 PM  

shanrick: Fair_Poopsmith: trivial use of my dark powers: fusillade762: Somebody in another thread asked when the Focus on the Family guy was going to weigh in. I knew it was only a matter of time. I predict Pat Robertson will be along any minute now.

He took the derp right out of Robertson's mouth. Now poor old Pat can only blame the feminists.

Ya snooze, ya lose.

I've got very little love for that guy, but he does seem to have mellowed out a bit in the last year or two.

Odd. He seemed to quiet down right after he came out for legalizing weed.


We can only hope he shows up with a new hit video after the New Year, having rechristened himself "Pat Lion."
 
2012-12-17 09:59:36 PM  
If your god is such a dick that he'd kill 20 children of straight people. Children who could have had absolutely no influence on our national godliness or adherence to scripture, why the hell would you worship that god?

Also, why doesn't he send a clearer message, like smiting a governor as he signs same-sex marriage legislation and in a nationally heard booming voice say "stop that, I'm not cool with the gay." It'd still mean god is a dick, but an unambiguous dick.

Last, why can't we just ignore crazy offensive people. I ignore the rambling guy outside my metro stop who says I'm going to hell. The guy in the article is basically the same, just with a better business model.
 
2012-12-17 10:03:52 PM  

Mentat: This is amazing. The NRA, the gun manufacturers and the GOP are refusing to say anything about this tragedy, leaving only the derpers to fill the void.


Well, when your membership includes the killer and the killer's mom, what really can you say? Mission Accomplished?
 
2012-12-17 10:10:38 PM  

Mentat: This is amazing. The NRA, the gun manufacturers and the GOP are refusing to say anything about this tragedy, leaving only the derpers to fill the void.


Umm... You know... Those groups are not mutually exclusive...
 
2012-12-17 10:12:52 PM  

Generation_D: Mentat: This is amazing. The NRA, the gun manufacturers and the GOP are refusing to say anything about this tragedy, leaving only the derpers to fill the void.

Well, when your membership includes the killer and the killer's mom, what really can you say? Mission Accomplished?


Amen.
 
2012-12-17 10:28:04 PM  
And a lot of these things are happening around us, and somebody is going to get mad at me for saying what I am about to say right now, but I am going to give you my honest opinion: I think we have turned our back on the Scripture and on God Almighty and I think he has allowed judgment to fall upon us. I think that's what's going on.

so his god murders children? that doesn't sound like a very nice god.

I think I'll keep hanging out with the pagans. at least they have good beer.
 
2012-12-17 10:32:21 PM  
also - this occurred to me as well:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-17 10:36:02 PM  

Mentat: The NRA, the gun manufacturers and the GOP are refusing to say anything about this tragedy


Because they were probably behind it. Notice how gun and ammo sales went up after the shooting? What a great excuse to buy more guns and ammo. Their like drugs to these people. They can't have enough.

And they just found the shooters computer, mostly destroyed. Wonder who he was communicating with, taking orders from?
 
2012-12-17 10:44:26 PM  

Godscrack: Mentat: The NRA, the gun manufacturers and the GOP are refusing to say anything about this tragedy

Because they were probably behind it. Notice how gun and ammo sales went up after the shooting? What a great excuse to buy more guns and ammo. Their like drugs to these people. They can't have enough.

And they just found the shooters computer, mostly destroyed. Wonder who he was communicating with, taking orders from?


I'm sure he was just taking orders from the voices in his head but since he destroyed his computer I'm quite interested to see what they recover from it.
 
2012-12-17 10:45:39 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass:

I'm sure he was just taking orders from the voices in his head but since he destroyed his computer I'm quite interested to see what they recover from it.


probably a LOT of Civ V game files. vicious game, Civilization.
 
2012-12-17 10:48:54 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I'm sure he was just taking orders from the voices in his head


We're talking NRA, GOP and Christians. They all hear voices in their heads.
 
2012-12-17 10:49:12 PM  

Godscrack: Wonder who he was communicating with, taking orders from?


Only the noises bouncing around inside his own head.
 
2012-12-17 10:51:49 PM  

vpb: Well, it certainly couldn't have been God's judgement on out culture of violence could it?

[www.kindofcreepy.com image 400x285]


Someone should photoshop Cecilia Gimenez's interpretation of Christ onto that gun handle... It would certainly be more representative of the Right-Wing Christian nutjobs...
 
2012-12-17 10:53:29 PM  
I really wish we could have the good old days of blaming the Jews. This abortion / gays / god-taken-out-of-schools shiat is really getting old.
 
2012-12-17 10:56:03 PM  

coeyagi: This abortion / gays / god-taken-out-of-schools shiat is really getting old.


just goes to show how far the GOP has fallen.
 
2012-12-17 10:56:29 PM  
frankviola.org
 
2012-12-17 10:58:27 PM  
If God were like that, he's not deserving of worship.
 
2012-12-17 10:59:23 PM  
Rest assured, any American organization with 'family' in its name is nothing more than the Westboro Baptist Church with a better PR department.
 
2012-12-17 11:02:37 PM  

Weaver95: also - this occurred to me as well:

[i.imgur.com image 730x456]


Yes, but god made us. Being omniscient, he knew how we would be before doing so. And down the primrose path the tortured logic goes.

What does actually make sense is that we're clever monkeys who are also violent and territorial.

Announcer: "Mr. Mike's Least Loved Bedtime Tales" will not be seen tonight, so that NBC may present the following special program.

[ open on interior, Uncle Remus' log cabin from "Song of the South" ]

[ hear sound of car door opening and closing, followed by second car door opening ]

Mr. Mike: [ outside ] I'll just be a minute, driver.. [ hear door close, as he enters the log cabin ] Hey, Uncle Remus, how are you? Good to see you.

Uncle Remus: I'se mighty hpapy to make yo' acquaintance, Mr. Mike. Y'all come in an' make yo'self to home.

Mr. Mike: Here? Not likely. [ sits down ] Listen, I just dropped by to tell you one of my Least-Loved Bedtime Tales. It's about your old buddy, Brer Rabbit.

Uncle Remus: Brer Rabbit? Why, ah loves dat floppy-eared rascal, Mr. Mike! An' if ah knows Brer Rabbit, he's a-cookin' up some devilment, ain't he?

Mr. Mike: He sure is, Uncle Remus. He's off to trick somebody out of their chickens or something - God knows what - going down the road, hppity-hoppity, hippity-hoppity..

Uncle Remus: An', an' den he sees dis here Tarbaby, right, Mr. Mike? An' Brer Rabbit, dat ole scalywag.. he done up an' wallop him one an' gits hisself all stuck in de tar, an' den..

Mr. Mike: Excuse me. Excuse me, Uncle Remus. There is no Tarbaby. In my story, the Tarbaby was used to repair a pothole. No, you see, Brer Rabbit is going down the road, hippity-hoppity, hippity-hoppity, when he's caught by Brer Fox and Brer Bear.

Uncle Remus: Oh, ah knows, Mr. Mike. An' den they threaten to skin him alive but dat ole crafty rabbit, he say: "Skin me alive; do anything you want, but don't throw me in de briar patch!" So dey throws him in de briar patch an' he gits away! [ laughs ]

Mr. Mike: No, not quite, Uncle Remus. In my story, they respect his wishes and skin him alive. I mean, it's all very amusing to talk about being skinned alive in some children's book, but can you imagine it actually going down? Toward the end, when they were cutting the ears away from the side of the skull, he was screaming: "Throw me in the briar patchl throw me in the molten glass furnace; anything but this!"

Uncle Remus: Oh, dat's just terrible, Mr. Mike. An' den what happen?

Mr. Mike: He died and they ate him.

Uncle Remus: Dey ate Brer Rabbit?!! Oh, Lawdy!

Mr. Mike: Yeah, and sold his feet for lucky charms. The end.

Uncle Remus: "De end?!" But, but, Mr. Mike, what am de moral of your fable?

Mr. Mike: There's no moral, Uncle Remus, just random acts of meaningless violence.

Uncle Remus: Ah doan think I likes dat. Ah doan thinks ah likes dat one bit.

Mr. Mike: [ getting up to leave ] Oh, by the way, I found this dead bluebird outside your shack. [ holds up bloody and decomposed dead bluebird ]

Uncle Remus: Why, Mr. Mike, it's de bluebird of happiness!

Mr. Mike: Yeah, and from the looks of it, it's been there tow or three weeks. Put that on your shoulder, pal. [ puts dead bluebird on Uncle Remus' shoulder, then exits the log cabin. Hear sound of car door opening. ] Regine's, and step on it.

[ hear door closing and car driving away, as Uncle Remus stares despondently at the bluebird ]

[ Music Out: "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah" ]
 

That right there - "There's no moral Uncle Remus, just random acts of meaningless violence."
 
2012-12-17 11:04:53 PM  
The abrahamic faiths' version of god can kiss my left nut. It's so PATHETIC that people would lick the ass in worship of a version of a deity that is a complete asswipe who offends any sense of decency, justice and fair play!!!

/female so the "left nut" thing is just a figure of speece
//tired and angry, going to bed now before bursting a blood vessel
 
2012-12-17 11:06:32 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I'm sure he was just taking orders from the voices in his head


When James Dobson does that, it's divine inspiration.
 
2012-12-17 11:08:08 PM  
He's saying that God has allowed judgement to fall upon us, however, divine intervention invalidates free will. All this time, the gays have been taking it up the ass just so that we can have free will. I hope you've hugged a homo today.
 
2012-12-17 11:09:22 PM  
That God you guys got over there .... he's kind of a dick.
 
2012-12-17 11:10:49 PM  
God hates six year olds? Good to know, assholes.
 
2012-12-17 11:13:18 PM  
oh i didn't know the kindergartners were gay. this changes everything.

wait, can u even identify with a sexuality or gender at that age?! i'm confused.
 
2012-12-17 11:14:16 PM  
Oh, and there's only one problem with you saying God allows these things to happen because of the gays and the atheists. See, I just called The Man up Himself, and He and His Son swear on their family Bible that the main reason he doesn't intervene is because of people like YOU.
 
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