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(Westword)   What would you do with $35,000 in dog food? Steal it, if you're these people   (blogs.westword.com) divider line 40
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2012-12-17 05:26:33 PM
Paranoid penniless preppers pilfering pooch products?
 
2012-12-17 06:03:38 PM
Why would they want to steal from Applebee's?
 
2012-12-17 06:41:43 PM
I reserve judgement until I know if it made its own gravy.
 
2012-12-17 07:10:08 PM
I'd save it for barter.
 
2012-12-17 07:11:30 PM
Yes, a "small business" in GA was robbed of 20,000 lbs of dog food that disappeared with the the help of their own machinery.

I'm sure their insurance company is as dubious as I am.
 
2012-12-17 07:17:31 PM
why would they want to steal from Papa John's
 
2012-12-17 07:18:14 PM
5. Syrup siphoning.

In September the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers reported $30 million worth of missing maple syrup after a routine inventory came up with empty barrels. Canadian cops busted exporter S.K. Export Inc. and seized 600 barrels of the golden goop. The company's owner claimed he'd gotten the syrup from his regular suppliers, and since there is apparently no CSI-style lab testing available for maple syrup, the great syrup caper has not been resolved.



Oh, Canada.

Don't ever change.
 
2012-12-17 07:18:52 PM
Eat it.

Duh.
 
2012-12-17 07:20:49 PM
I reject subby's premise. "What would you do with..." suggests ownership.
 
2012-12-17 07:21:37 PM
To be seen next at your local bodega.
 
2012-12-17 07:25:14 PM
www.myteacherpages.com
 
2012-12-17 07:27:08 PM
$35k worth of dog food.

That would keep my Mongrel Horde fed for about a month...
 
2012-12-17 07:34:04 PM
Wow. That's a lot of squirrels.
 
2012-12-17 07:35:10 PM
We have three Great Danes. Well, two Great Danes and one Mediocre Dane. I didn't steal it, but I can empathize.
 
2012-12-17 08:01:40 PM
worst article ever.

this article would've been better if: the author would swallow a knife
 
2012-12-17 08:08:59 PM
blogs.westword.com

I call bullshiat on that pic. If cartoons have taught me anything, the bag should be labeled with "$" or at least "SWAG"
 
2012-12-17 08:11:45 PM
www.29-95.com
 
2012-12-17 08:14:37 PM

Insatiable Jesus: Yes, a "small business" in GA was robbed of 20,000 lbs of dog food that disappeared with the the help of their own machinery.

I'm sure their insurance company is as dubious as I am.


yeah, because it's so cost effective to cut holes in your fence and then to break even with insurance payouts for your missing product.
 
2012-12-17 08:15:09 PM

Mega Steve: [blogs.westword.com image 545x364]

I call bullshiat on that pic. If cartoons have taught me anything, the bag should be labeled with "$" or at least "SWAG"


Yes. And is that shirt painted onto that gay man?
 
2012-12-17 08:18:04 PM

Mega Steve: [blogs.westword.com image 545x364]

I call bullshiat on that pic. If cartoons have taught me anything, the bag should be labeled with "$" or at least "SWAG"


at least they made sure he was a white guy, just like in real life and ADT commercials
 
2012-12-17 08:42:17 PM
Hell, dog food can be expensive. Can't say that I blame them.

/use Pro Plan
//my basset, while she has no eyes, has a very shiny coat and is very happy
 
2012-12-17 08:48:04 PM
Dogs are dumb enough to pay those high prices.

/My cat eats Fancy Feast.
 
2012-12-17 08:50:29 PM
naked party at my house! bring your dogs! and any other dogs you can find.
 
2012-12-17 08:54:10 PM
Pffff....thats a tough one. I'm going to go with...feed it to my dogs.
 
2012-12-17 09:30:46 PM
I'd finally be swimming in biatches!
 
2012-12-17 09:31:12 PM

stirfrybry: Insatiable Jesus: Yes, a "small business" in GA was robbed of 20,000 lbs of dog food that disappeared with the the help of their own machinery.

I'm sure their insurance company is as dubious as I am.

yeah, because it's so cost effective to cut holes in your fence and then to break even with insurance payouts for your missing product.


Well, if you sell it and pretend that it was stolen you could get paid twice.
 
2012-12-17 09:39:12 PM
not a problem. there are plenty of no kill pet shelters that would benefit from that heist if i was your boy.
 
2012-12-17 09:40:07 PM

Anastacya: Hell, dog food can be expensive. Can't say that I blame them.

/use Pro Plan
//my basset, while she has no eyes, has a very shiny coat and is very happy


Um, did she have eyes before the Pro Plan? Because...
 
2012-12-17 09:40:21 PM

Insatiable Jesus: Yes, a "small business" in GA was robbed of 20,000 lbs of dog food that disappeared with the the help of their own machinery.

I'm sure their insurance company is as dubious as I am.


that business belongs to a friend of mine - it's probably going to put him under.
 
2012-12-17 09:44:02 PM

stirfrybry: Insatiable Jesus: Yes, a "small business" in GA was robbed of 20,000 lbs of dog food that disappeared with the the help of their own machinery.

I'm sure their insurance company is as dubious as I am.

yeah, because it's so cost effective to cut holes in your fence and then to break even with insurance payouts for your missing product.


Additionally, the owner is one of the standup guys in our community - this theft has hurt them so hard they've had to start taking donations to try and keep the place running.

Link
 
2012-12-17 09:51:35 PM
I would donate it to the nearest Humane Society, maybe they wouldn't have to kill any dogs for a few days, and my Tupperware dog food container only holds about $30 worth.
 
2012-12-17 09:56:12 PM
give it to Carl
 
2012-12-17 10:20:01 PM
Why would I steal my own dog food? Is that possible?
 
2012-12-17 11:11:13 PM

thisisarepeat: I would donate it to the nearest Humane Society, maybe they wouldn't have to kill any dogs for a few days, and my Tupperware dog food container only holds about $30 worth.


(they don't kill dogs because they don't have enough food handy,you know)
 
2012-12-17 11:21:30 PM

bugmn99: Anastacya: Hell, dog food can be expensive. Can't say that I blame them.

/use Pro Plan
//my basset, while she has no eyes, has a very shiny coat and is very happy

Um, did she have eyes before the Pro Plan? Because...


OMG! Yes! Now I can sue Purina over the glaucoma!

/I kid... just bad luck :(
 
2012-12-18 12:07:07 AM
i877.photobucket.com

Sir, that is not a dog
It is a horse
 
2012-12-18 01:00:06 AM

stirfrybry: Insatiable Jesus: Yes, a "small business" in GA was robbed of 20,000 lbs of dog food that disappeared with the the help of their own machinery.

I'm sure their insurance company is as dubious as I am.

yeah, because it's so cost effective to cut holes in your fence and then to break even with insurance payouts for your missing product.


What if you "find" the missing product after the settlement?

SCAM.
 
2012-12-18 03:09:17 AM

Gyrfalcon: thisisarepeat: I would donate it to the nearest Humane Society, maybe they wouldn't have to kill any dogs for a few days, and my Tupperware dog food container only holds about $30 worth.

(they don't kill dogs because they don't have enough food handy,you know)


Is it kennel space? I was really hoping it wasn't kennel space.
 
2012-12-18 03:38:13 AM
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time.
 
2012-12-18 08:52:00 AM
 
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