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2012-12-17 06:53:51 PM
10 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.

7 white polos
7 black polos
7 white buttoned short sleeve shirts
7 white buttoned long sleeve shirts
7 varying color sweaters
7 sweatshirts
14 white t-shirts
7 black t-shirts
2 tuxedo shirts
65 total

7 jeans
7 dress slacks
2 tuxedo pants
16 total

Not a man? You sound poorly dressed.


If you owned some underwear maybe you wouldn't need so many pairs of pants, just sayin'.
2012-12-17 03:22:22 PM
6 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Feels his pain
2012-12-17 06:28:48 PM
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-17 06:26:02 PM
4 votes:

timujin: downstairs: Peaceboy: Did they make him take off all 14 pairs of shoes, too? Man, security is a pain in the ass.


Sorta surprised this didn't actually tip off a TSA agent that he may be doing this to hide something.

This was in China


I love that General Tsa's Chicken.
2012-12-17 08:09:10 PM
3 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.

7 white polos
7 black polos
7 white buttoned short sleeve shirts
7 white buttoned long sleeve shirts
7 varying color sweaters
7 sweatshirts
14 white t-shirts
7 black t-shirts
2 tuxedo shirts
65 total

7 jeans
7 dress slacks
2 tuxedo pants
16 total

Not a man? You sound poorly dressed.


Well la-di-dah, take a look at Rainbow Brite here with black shirts *and* white shirts. You'd only need half as many if you ditched the colors, there, He-man.
2012-12-17 11:58:56 PM
1 votes:
One day, a vulture was going through the security checkpoint at an airport with a canvas bag. The TSA agent looked at the dead gazelle in the bag and asked, "Carrion?"

/ba-dump, tchhhhhh
2012-12-17 11:56:32 PM
1 votes:

BumpInTheNight: Smeggy Smurf: rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.

7 white polos
7 black polos
7 white buttoned short sleeve shirts
7 white buttoned long sleeve shirts
7 varying color sweaters
7 sweatshirts
14 white t-shirts
7 black t-shirts
2 tuxedo shirts
65 total

7 jeans
7 dress slacks
2 tuxedo pants
16 total

Not a man? You sound poorly dressed.

If you owned some underwear maybe you wouldn't need so many pairs of pants, just sayin'.


And if he wasn't a completely insufferable douchebag, he might not need TWO PAIRS of tuxedo pants.
2012-12-17 09:45:57 PM
1 votes:

Mole Man: [www.s9.com image 226x289]

Approves.

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//obscure to anyone under 35?


Nevar!
2012-12-17 09:42:25 PM
1 votes:
www.s9.com

Approves.

/link hotter than Genuine Saskatchewan Sealskin bindings
//obscure to anyone under 35?
2012-12-17 09:04:03 PM
1 votes:

geoduck42: ElBarto79: I had an idea for a carry-on vest; a lightweight mesh vest, or trench coat if you really wanna get crazy, covered with giant pockets which you can fill with stuff to avoid baggage fees. Because it's a vest it would be easy to take off when you're going through the security check. Once you get to your seat you could just take it off and stuff it somewhere.

Someone actually did it.


That's not really what I'm thinking. Forget about something that looks good, and costs a fortune, I'm thinking of a vest you would only wear when you're going through security, the rest of the time you'd probably have it draped over your carry-on bag.

This is the closest I could find:

digital.hammacher.com

A vest like that, but with much larger pockets, back and front, all mesh, and dirt cheap. I want to buy it at wal mart for 20 bucks, fold up 2 pairs of pants, shoes and a bunch of other junk and stroll through security with it. Basically it would be like those cheap cloth shopping bags you can buy except in the shape of a vest.
2012-12-17 07:35:12 PM
1 votes:
Not surprised to find out he's Chinese.

CSB: I was at LAX checking in to a Virgin Atlantic flight and there was a Chinese guy and girl trying to carry on this enormous 4 foot tall Mickey Mouse they must have gotten from Disney and the check-in agent wasn't having it. They were getting more and more indignant because they were being forced to check it. What blew my mind is that if this was a round-the-world trip they were on did they really expect to not have problems carrying a 4 foot tall Mickey with them everywhere they went?
2012-12-17 07:11:43 PM
1 votes:
rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man who does laundry very often.

FTFY
2012-12-17 07:04:04 PM
1 votes:

colithian: How did this guy not die of heat stroke?


Breathable fabrics.
2012-12-17 07:02:00 PM
1 votes:

rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.


Could you also tell us what sort of beer we should be drinking and what type of pickup truck we need to own?
2012-12-17 06:55:50 PM
1 votes:

upndn: Smeggy Smurf: rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.

7 white polos
7 black polos
7 white buttoned short sleeve shirts
7 white buttoned long sleeve shirts
7 varying color sweaters
7 sweatshirts
14 white t-shirts
7 black t-shirts
2 tuxedo shirts
65 total

7 jeans
7 dress slacks
2 tuxedo pants
16 total

Not a man? You sound poorly dressed.

Who the fark counts their clothes?


Not men. That's strike two against you, Smeggy Smurf :) ha
2012-12-17 06:52:30 PM
1 votes:

ggecko: Oblig:

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If you watched Friends, you are not a man.
2012-12-17 06:39:33 PM
1 votes:

Bisu: just passing through: rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.

And where the hell are you going that you need to bring that much stuff?

Moving?


Strip poker world finals?
2012-12-17 06:38:11 PM
1 votes:
I did something like this when I was 13 or 14... I took every single piece of clothing I could find, put them on over one another, and then went and stood by the road and proceeded to "strip"... The only truly stupid part is that I did this in Arizona in the middle of the day in the August... Otherwise, I got all of the weird looks I expected. :)
2012-12-17 06:28:58 PM
1 votes:
Oblig:

akamai.paramountcomedy.com
2012-12-17 05:03:23 PM
1 votes:
If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.
 
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