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(Digital Spy)   Man wears 70 items of clothing at airport to avoid baggage charge. Carry on, sir   (digitalspy.com) divider line 13
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2012-12-17 07:50:39 PM
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Am I the only one who thinks it's not possible to wear 60 shirts at the same time? After, let's say 10, you are now too big to fit a normal sized shirt over yourself. 50 more? No way.
2012-12-17 07:11:43 PM
2 votes:
rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man who does laundry very often.

FTFY
2012-12-17 09:54:23 PM
1 votes:
No way someone gets that much crap into anything that resembles a carry-on.
2012-12-17 09:04:03 PM
1 votes:

geoduck42: ElBarto79: I had an idea for a carry-on vest; a lightweight mesh vest, or trench coat if you really wanna get crazy, covered with giant pockets which you can fill with stuff to avoid baggage fees. Because it's a vest it would be easy to take off when you're going through the security check. Once you get to your seat you could just take it off and stuff it somewhere.

Someone actually did it.


That's not really what I'm thinking. Forget about something that looks good, and costs a fortune, I'm thinking of a vest you would only wear when you're going through security, the rest of the time you'd probably have it draped over your carry-on bag.

This is the closest I could find:

digital.hammacher.com

A vest like that, but with much larger pockets, back and front, all mesh, and dirt cheap. I want to buy it at wal mart for 20 bucks, fold up 2 pairs of pants, shoes and a bunch of other junk and stroll through security with it. Basically it would be like those cheap cloth shopping bags you can buy except in the shape of a vest.
2012-12-17 08:44:02 PM
1 votes:
I like to box my clothes and UPS them. Still cheaper.
2012-12-17 07:24:45 PM
1 votes:

rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.

Can't be.
Cuz he does not smoke the same cigarette as me.
2012-12-17 07:19:18 PM
1 votes:
.rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.

Do the jeans still count if they're old and sitting at the bottom of the closet, waiting for me to get off my lazy ass, bag them up and donate them to charity? I've got a sort of denim compost pile going on.

// As for shirts, you can never have too many shirts, old shirts become paintball / hiking / work shirts, then they become rags.

// I think I have 20 black t-shirts alone. Black t-shirts are a staple of my wardrobe and when I found a decent brand, I bought the FARK out of them. I am all about stockpiling clothing and shirts last a lot longer when you're rotating through 20 shirts (vs 2-3 shirts).

// if you're making statements about how many shirts and jeans a man should have in his closet, you need to get out of the closet.
2012-12-17 07:04:38 PM
1 votes:
the dude probably had so many clothes because he was planning on selling them or outfitting his entire family when he arrived at his destination.
2012-12-17 06:55:50 PM
1 votes:

upndn: Smeggy Smurf: rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.

7 white polos
7 black polos
7 white buttoned short sleeve shirts
7 white buttoned long sleeve shirts
7 varying color sweaters
7 sweatshirts
14 white t-shirts
7 black t-shirts
2 tuxedo shirts
65 total

7 jeans
7 dress slacks
2 tuxedo pants
16 total

Not a man? You sound poorly dressed.

Who the fark counts their clothes?


Not men. That's strike two against you, Smeggy Smurf :) ha
2012-12-17 06:53:51 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: rumpelstiltskin: If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.

7 white polos
7 black polos
7 white buttoned short sleeve shirts
7 white buttoned long sleeve shirts
7 varying color sweaters
7 sweatshirts
14 white t-shirts
7 black t-shirts
2 tuxedo shirts
65 total

7 jeans
7 dress slacks
2 tuxedo pants
16 total

Not a man? You sound poorly dressed.


If you owned some underwear maybe you wouldn't need so many pairs of pants, just sayin'.
2012-12-17 06:28:46 PM
1 votes:
I read the headline, clicked the link, read the same headline 4 more times and then realised there was no article nor pictures. Non story, only posted on that site and only greenlit here for advertising revenue.
2012-12-17 05:03:23 PM
1 votes:
If you own 60 shirts and 9 pairs of jeans, you are not a man.
2012-12-17 02:56:54 PM
1 votes:
The headline is full of lol.
 
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