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(NYPost)   Lindsay Lohan is available for weddings and Bat Mitzvahs. No, seriously   (nypost.com) divider line 13
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2012-12-17 05:59:22 PM  
3 votes:

blaXXer: Really subby? REALLY?


Congratulations on your fail.
2012-12-17 07:04:49 PM  
2 votes:
I think there may be a market in booking her to go ruin someone else's wedding.
2012-12-17 02:10:31 PM  
2 votes:
Bachelor parties and girlfriend experiences?
2012-12-17 01:54:45 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe this could work - don't want to be the biggest drunk at your sister's wedding? Hire Lohan for your date.
2012-12-17 10:02:34 PM  
1 votes:
How about bachelor parties?
2012-12-17 09:05:49 PM  
1 votes:

Teufelaffe: WhippingBoy: I don't know what either a "bar-mitzvah" or a "bat-mitzvah" is.

/no, don't tell me... I don't care

The important thing is that you've managed to tell a number of people that you're both ignorant and apathetic.


What are ya,ignorant or apathetic?
I don't know,and I don't care.
2012-12-17 08:56:52 PM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: I don't know what either a "bar-mitzvah" or a "bat-mitzvah" is.

/no, don't tell me... I don't care


The important thing is that you've managed to tell a number of people that you're both ignorant and apathetic.
2012-12-17 07:03:43 PM  
1 votes:

PainInTheASP: Does she do windows?


Is "Windows" the nickname of the guy she gets her coke from? Then yes.
2012-12-17 07:02:52 PM  
1 votes:

blaXXer: Bat Mitzvahs Bat Mitzvahs Bat Mitzvahs Bat Mitzvahs Bat Mitzvahs Really subby? REALLY? /oy vey

The fail is strong, here. I'm laughing at your ignorance.
2012-12-17 06:00:34 PM  
1 votes:
Erin Moran is jealous
2012-12-17 05:38:22 PM  
1 votes:
Scores apparently offered her a gig but not to strip. They want her to host some live chat or something. Those fools could have gotten her to perform a donkey show.

I bet those reality show vultures are drooling at the notion of her storage compartment going to auction
2012-12-17 04:53:54 PM  
1 votes:
www.fark.com Keep her away from the open bar! www.fark.com
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-12-17 02:08:23 PM  
1 votes:
I always thought she would be doing out-calls.
 
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