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(NYPost)   Lindsay Lohan is available for weddings and Bat Mitzvahs. No, seriously   (nypost.com) divider line 11
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2012-12-17 05:46:27 PM
6 votes:

blaXXer: Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs


Really subby? REALLY?

/oy vey


Before you overdose on smug, you might want to be aware that a bat mitzvah is a real thing. It's just the female equivalent.
2012-12-17 02:10:31 PM
4 votes:
Bachelor parties and girlfriend experiences?
2012-12-18 12:55:06 PM
2 votes:

blaXXer: meanmutton: The First Four Katy Perry Albums: blaXXer: Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs


Really subby? REALLY?

/oy vey

Before you overdose on smug, you might want to be aware that a bat mitzvah is a real thing. It's just the female equivalent.

I thought the point was: do you really want her around your impressionable preteen?

THIS.morans.


Nice attempt at backpedaling. It's just too bad you had to wait so long for someone to dream up an excuse you could use.
2012-12-17 08:56:52 PM
2 votes:

WhippingBoy: I don't know what either a "bar-mitzvah" or a "bat-mitzvah" is.

/no, don't tell me... I don't care


The important thing is that you've managed to tell a number of people that you're both ignorant and apathetic.
2012-12-17 07:02:52 PM
2 votes:

blaXXer: Bat Mitzvahs Bat Mitzvahs Bat Mitzvahs Bat Mitzvahs Bat Mitzvahs Really subby? REALLY? /oy vey

The fail is strong, here. I'm laughing at your ignorance.
2012-12-17 05:29:47 PM
2 votes:
When the heck did the emoticons appear?
2012-12-17 01:54:45 PM
2 votes:
Maybe this could work - don't want to be the biggest drunk at your sister's wedding? Hire Lohan for your date.
2012-12-17 11:12:45 PM
1 votes:

whatshisname: I'd like to see the episode of "Storage Wars" where they auction off her locker.


They aren't going to get much for 4,327 empty Vodka bottles.
2012-12-17 06:38:44 PM
1 votes:

gilatrout: Ms Lohan helping young boys become men?


At a BAT Mitzvah?
2012-12-17 05:49:10 PM
1 votes:

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: Before you overdose on smug, you might want to be aware that a bat mitzvah is a real thing. It's just the female equivalent.


Even I knew that and I'm as goyum as they come.
2012-12-17 05:32:11 PM
1 votes:
A talent company claiming to represent the troubled actress wants us to know their client is available for weddings and Bat Mitzvahs.

...

We've reached out to Lohan's rep and have not received an immediate response on the authenticity of the email.



So you're just printing bullshiat then? You couldn't have waited for confirmation before rushing out your big "scoop"

Farking parasites.
 
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