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(NYPost)   Lindsay Lohan is available for weddings and Bat Mitzvahs. No, seriously   (nypost.com) divider line 67
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2012-12-17 09:05:49 PM

Teufelaffe: WhippingBoy: I don't know what either a "bar-mitzvah" or a "bat-mitzvah" is.

/no, don't tell me... I don't care

The important thing is that you've managed to tell a number of people that you're both ignorant and apathetic.


What are ya,ignorant or apathetic?
I don't know,and I don't care.
 
2012-12-17 09:11:20 PM
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I'd let her Shmeichel my Shmeckle but don't tell my parents I said that!
 
2012-12-17 09:16:32 PM
Maybe she'll sit Shiva with you...
 
2012-12-17 09:25:41 PM
If she's willing to sweep and mop I have a job for her
 
2012-12-17 10:00:43 PM
I'd like to see the episode of "Storage Wars" where they auction off her locker.
 
2012-12-17 10:02:34 PM
How about bachelor parties?
 
2012-12-17 10:44:56 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: blaXXer: Really subby? REALLY?

Congratulations on your fail.


heh.
 
2012-12-17 11:12:45 PM

whatshisname: I'd like to see the episode of "Storage Wars" where they auction off her locker.


They aren't going to get much for 4,327 empty Vodka bottles.
 
2012-12-18 01:26:12 AM
Na na na na na

*In a nasally JAP accent* "Oh daddy I loooove it!"
 
2012-12-18 09:37:22 AM
😜🔫 i wanna be annoying too. She is not fap worthy at all these days. A solid sex tape could turn that around.🎈🎉🎊🎈🎉
 
2012-12-18 09:45:25 AM
The only reason she agreed to do Bar Mitzvahs is that she heard all the guests get a free Yahama.
 
2012-12-18 09:46:15 AM
I wonder if she would negotiate for sex, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-12-18 12:49:39 PM

meanmutton: The First Four Katy Perry Albums: blaXXer: Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs


Really subby? REALLY?

/oy vey

Before you overdose on smug, you might want to be aware that a bat mitzvah is a real thing. It's just the female equivalent.

I thought the point was: do you really want her around your impressionable preteen?


THIS.morans.
 
2012-12-18 12:55:06 PM

blaXXer: meanmutton: The First Four Katy Perry Albums: blaXXer: Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs
Bat Mitzvahs


Really subby? REALLY?

/oy vey

Before you overdose on smug, you might want to be aware that a bat mitzvah is a real thing. It's just the female equivalent.

I thought the point was: do you really want her around your impressionable preteen?

THIS.morans.


Nice attempt at backpedaling. It's just too bad you had to wait so long for someone to dream up an excuse you could use.
 
2012-12-19 10:08:59 PM
She's just one step away from getting in the porn industry.

/also, screw the emoticons
///add glitter while you're add it
 
2012-12-19 10:09:34 PM
At it*

/damn it
 
2012-12-20 03:15:12 AM

CygnusDarius: At it*

/damn it


Janet.
 
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