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(Chron)   115-year-old woman dies after being world's oldest person for two weeks. Something tells me that that title's cursed   (chron.com) divider line 14
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3135 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Dec 2012 at 5:50 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-17 04:46:16 PM  
9 votes:
Oddly enough, she was also Al Qaeda's number two
2012-12-17 02:34:57 PM  
7 votes:
How worthless are our cops that they can't catch a serial killer with such an obvious motive as always killing the World's Oldest Person.
2012-12-17 06:44:10 PM  
5 votes:

amquelbettamin: For all intensive purposes


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2012-12-17 02:36:17 PM  
4 votes:

Apos: Logli wouldn't elaborate on her grandmother's cause of death.


What sort of elaboration? "My gran-gran died of VERY old age, you nitwits" ?


Auto-erotic asphyxiation. The family wants to keep its secrets, but I think the world should know.
2012-12-17 05:56:36 PM  
2 votes:

Apos: Logli wouldn't elaborate on her grandmother's cause of death.


What sort of elaboration? "My gran-gran died of VERY old age, you nitwits" ?


Her back-up 'chute failed to open.
2012-12-17 05:54:52 PM  
2 votes:

Apos: Logli wouldn't elaborate on her grandmother's cause of death.


What sort of elaboration? "My gran-gran died of VERY old age, you nitwits" ?


She wrecked her Harley during bike week.
2012-12-17 02:16:01 PM  
2 votes:
The title contains potassium benzoate.
2012-12-18 02:24:03 AM  
1 votes:

four95: Quantum Apostrophe: amquelbettamin: For all intensive purposes

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THIS. SO MUCH THIS.


I try not to feel the same way anytime someone types "should of".
2012-12-17 07:48:44 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: Logli wouldn't elaborate on her grandmother's cause of death.


What sort of elaboration? "My gran-gran died of VERY old age, you nitwits" ?


My one friend and I had a conversation a few days ago:

Him: "My Uncle died yesterday."
"Oh, I'm sorry."
"Nah, he was 97. Wanna guess what he died from?"
"...Being 97 years old?"
"Bingo."
2012-12-17 06:23:56 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: Logli wouldn't elaborate on her grandmother's cause of death.


What sort of elaboration? "My gran-gran died of VERY old age, you nitwits" ?


"She died from complications of being 115 years old"
2012-12-17 06:06:46 PM  
1 votes:
That's what I like about these centenarian girls. I get older, they die, get embalmed, and stay the same.
2012-12-17 05:58:45 PM  
1 votes:

vsavatar: Apos: Logli wouldn't elaborate on her grandmother's cause of death.


What sort of elaboration? "My gran-gran died of VERY old age, you nitwits" ?

She wrecked her Harley during bike week.


Mental image for all of you to enjoy. 115yo, in assless chaps and a leather string bikini.
2012-12-17 04:03:16 PM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: How worthless are our cops that they can't catch a serial killer with such an obvious motive as always killing the World's Oldest Person.


No shiat! Just find the oldest person, go to them and hide behind the curtains!

...and wait
2012-12-17 03:16:58 PM  
1 votes:
Guinness spokesman Robert Young says a Japanese man is believed to now hold the title. Jiroemon Kimura was born on April 19, 1897, which makes him just 15 days younger than Manfredini.

So, see y'all again in two weeks?
 
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