If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Hollyscoop)   The Britney Spears Trainwreck Experience is getting ready to pull out of the station   (hollyscoop.com) divider line 46
    More: Scary, Britney Spears, Hollyscoop, offices  
•       •       •

11885 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 Dec 2012 at 5:08 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



46 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-12-17 01:57:31 PM
But here's the weirdest part, Jason reportedly wants to remain her manager after the break-up.

Nothing weird about wanting to continue riding that gravy train while banging other, less-crazy women.
 
2012-12-17 02:05:18 PM
If a Britney Spears leaves Chicago headed for Detroit at 12:00 PM traveling at an average speed of 45 MPH, at what time will it collide with the Chicago bound Lindsay Lohan traveling 150 MPH?
 
2012-12-17 02:10:57 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If a Britney Spears leaves Chicago headed for Detroit at 12:00 PM traveling at an average speed of 45 MPH, at what time will it collide with the Chicago bound Lindsay Lohan traveling 150 MPH?


That's a fargin' trick question!
 
2012-12-17 02:18:48 PM

jchic: MaudlinMutantMollusk: If a Britney Spears leaves Chicago headed for Detroit at 12:00 PM traveling at an average speed of 45 MPH, at what time will it collide with the Chicago bound Lindsay Lohan traveling 150 MPH?

That's a fargin' trick question!


Yep. Because they'd both go off the rails before getting very far.
 
2012-12-17 02:21:15 PM
Oh, like y'all wouldn't wreck that train given half a chance:

img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-12-17 02:26:34 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Oh, like y'all wouldn't wreck that train given half a chance:

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]


I'm guessing her vag looks like the train car the monster from "Super 8" tore apart
 
2012-12-17 02:28:34 PM
alexworld.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-17 02:31:28 PM
When is this DLC for coming out for Train Simulator 2013?
 
2012-12-17 02:35:16 PM

Diogenes: jchic: MaudlinMutantMollusk: If a Britney Spears leaves Chicago headed for Detroit at 12:00 PM traveling at an average speed of 45 MPH, at what time will it collide with the Chicago bound Lindsay Lohan traveling 150 MPH?

That's a fargin' trick question!

Yep. Because they'd both go off the rails before getting very far.


beautiful
 
2012-12-17 03:23:18 PM
Comtract with her Dad must be up
 
2012-12-17 03:24:29 PM
Why isn't she doing porn yet?
 
2012-12-17 03:52:01 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-17 05:10:16 PM
you mean the whole station is ready to pull out of her subby
 
2012-12-17 05:10:32 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Oh, like y'all wouldn't wreck that train given half a chance:

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]


would you pull out of the station?
 
2012-12-17 05:10:56 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If a Britney Spears leaves Chicago headed for Detroit at 12:00 PM traveling at an average speed of 45 MPH, at what time will it collide with the Chicago bound Lindsay Lohan traveling 150 MPH?




I was told there would be no math!!!
 
2012-12-17 05:11:21 PM
i had no idea she was dating John Stewarts dad.
 
2012-12-17 05:12:19 PM

scottydoesntknow: DjangoStonereaver: Oh, like y'all wouldn't wreck that train given half a chance:

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]

I'm guessing her vag looks like the train car the monster from "Super 8" tore apart


Or a grilled cheese sandwich.
 
2012-12-17 05:14:21 PM
Not after KFed was there.
 
2012-12-17 05:19:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If a Britney Spears leaves Chicago headed for Detroit at 12:00 PM traveling at an average speed of 45 MPH, at what time will it collide with the Chicago bound Lindsay Lohan traveling 150 MPH?


i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-17 05:19:53 PM
We stopped talking about her and she went away. No need to mention her breaking up with her boyfriend.
 
2012-12-17 05:23:21 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: MaudlinMutantMollusk: If a Britney Spears leaves Chicago headed for Detroit at 12:00 PM traveling at an average speed of 45 MPH, at what time will it collide with the Chicago bound Lindsay Lohan traveling 150 MPH?

[i172.photobucket.com image 360x408]


Are you sure Linsey wasn't driving?
 
2012-12-17 05:25:40 PM

Shostie: Why isn't she doing porn yet?


Seems like a good fit for the hillybilly pron craze.
 
2012-12-17 05:27:45 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Oh, like y'all wouldn't wreck that train given half a chance:

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]


Yes. Yes, I'm afraid I would.

/Not proud.
//Or tired...
 
2012-12-17 05:39:32 PM

Ed Finnerty: When is this DLC for coming out for Train Simulator 2013?


Bought the Train Simulator for my father a few years ago. Played it while home on a vacation not to long ago. Man is that a boring "game." Since the train can only move in one dimension -- forward or back -- the only real control you have is "how fast should I go?" And, once you get to a station, you can press the "open the doors" button. Whee!

Probably there's more to managing a steam train -- watching the boiler and whatnot. But driving an Amtrak Acela is about as interesting as watching someone get a haircut.
 
2012-12-17 05:45:37 PM
That's too bad. She should start a club with Jennifer Aniston. They could call it the "Cute Celebrities Who Cannot Keep A Man" club.
 
2012-12-17 05:49:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If a Britney Spears leaves Chicago headed for Detroit at 12:00 PM traveling at an average speed of 45 MPH, at what time will it collide with the Chicago bound Lindsay Lohan traveling 150 MPH?


Silly, they don't bury the survivors.
 
2012-12-17 05:50:27 PM
Poor girl. I feel bad for her, really. It's obvious she's really mentally ill and can barely handle the pressure of being a world-famous icon. I predict this won't end well for her. Suicide. Book it. Done.
 
2012-12-17 05:54:47 PM
i1247.photobucket.com

Not aging well.....Still hit hard.....Just sayin.....
 
2012-12-17 05:56:21 PM
seems like a good excuse to bring this out of retirement

imageshack.us
 
2012-12-17 05:56:25 PM
I hope he's planning on giving up the legal hold he has over her too. He's her custodian, or her guardian or whatever you call it, along with her dad.

That's probably why he wants to keep being her manager. She's still a money-maker.
 
2012-12-17 05:57:17 PM
Maaaan, does she look like rough for her age. Combine that with her annoying accent and white trash ways and you got one big heaping pile of shat that I would not penis. Yeah, yeah Studman and all that
 
2012-12-17 06:07:17 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 709x1000]

Not aging well.....Still hit hard.....Just sayin.....


She looks OK but that freckle-chest thing has to be nipped in the bud, ie RIGHT NOW. She's headed for over-tanned sandpaper-skin Mommy land
 
2012-12-17 06:20:29 PM
My heart goes out to her kids. Again.
 
2012-12-17 06:29:10 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

YOU WANT TO PUT IT WHERE ???!!!????
 
2012-12-17 06:32:34 PM
This doesn't sound plausible.
 
2012-12-17 06:53:33 PM
But I thought the meds were kicking in.

Big Pharma, you failed us again!
 
2012-12-17 07:25:19 PM

OtherLittleGuy: But I thought the meds were kicking in.

Big Pharma, you failed us again!


Sometimes you have to take them in smaller doses..
 
2012-12-17 09:24:18 PM
I have to give it to Lyndsey Lohan. People still manage to care one way or the other whenever she does something horrific, or at all. Britney was in arguably the bigger star and no one can really bother to give a shiat.
 
2012-12-17 10:07:18 PM

jchic: MaudlinMutantMollusk: If a Britney Spears leaves Chicago headed for Detroit at 12:00 PM traveling at an average speed of 45 MPH, at what time will it collide with the Chicago bound Lindsay Lohan traveling 150 MPH?

That's a fargin' trick question!


You are a magnificent bastage.

I lol'd at your post once.

/Once.
 
2012-12-17 10:17:48 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Oh, like y'all wouldn't wreck that train given half a chance:

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]



Not even with your dick.


Lights are on, but nobodies home.
 
2012-12-17 10:28:36 PM

Old enough to know better: DjangoStonereaver: Oh, like y'all wouldn't wreck that train given half a chance:

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]


Not even with your dick.


Lights are on, but nobodies home.


And that matters because why again? I don't think anyone is kidding themselves that she'd be good relationship material, but she seems to have the right amount of crazy to make sex with her interesting.

Britney, if you need to wrap your thick ol' legs around someone's head to help console you in your time of need, I'm available. Call me!
 
2012-12-17 10:29:26 PM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I have to give it to Lyndsey Lohan


I would have to also, as well as Britney. Toss it right in there and hope Valtrex will do the trick.
 
2012-12-18 02:09:49 AM
That much closer to becoming my imaginary wife.
 
2012-12-18 03:26:35 AM

drumsac: jchic: MaudlinMutantMollusk: If a Britney Spears leaves Chicago headed for Detroit at 12:00 PM traveling at an average speed of 45 MPH, at what time will it collide with the Chicago bound Lindsay Lohan traveling 150 MPH?

That's a fargin' trick question!

You are a magnificent bastage.

I lol'd at your post once.

/Once.


Deported to Sweden; Claims he's not from there.
 
2012-12-18 07:38:28 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 709x1000]

Not aging well.....Still hit hard.....Just sayin.....


You.......don't get out much do you?
 
2012-12-18 09:45:37 AM
I fear this impending meltdown will be measured in mega-tons, the fall out may last years. *looks to the sky* Time to head under ground.
 
Displayed 46 of 46 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report