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2012-12-17 01:54:43 PM
Well I know I feel safer.
 
2012-12-17 01:58:00 PM
Oh, the horsemanity
 
2012-12-17 02:02:40 PM
Neigh sayers.
 
2012-12-17 02:02:45 PM
He was kinda creepy. Just sitting there, staring, rocking back and forth...
 
2012-12-17 02:02:48 PM
Somebody better pony up for a new one.
 
2012-12-17 02:03:33 PM
Uh oh... there are suspicious packages under my Christmas tree.
 
2012-12-17 02:03:49 PM

WizardofToast: Somebody better pony up for a new one.


Why? So that one can stirrup trouble, too?
 
2012-12-17 02:04:06 PM
Al Questrian claimed responsibility for the attack.
 
2012-12-17 02:04:59 PM
. . .a stuffed rocking horse with a black item strapped to it. . .

Was it a saddle? I bet it was a saddle.
 
2012-12-17 02:05:24 PM
Dammit, this is how we lost the unicorns.
 
2012-12-17 02:05:58 PM
D. H. Lawrence would be sad.
 
2012-12-17 02:06:16 PM
I'm sure that rocking horse was full of trojan terrorists. Disaster averted.
 
2012-12-17 02:06:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, the horsemanity


Centaurs?
 
2012-12-17 02:10:29 PM

FauxReal: I'm sure that rocking horse was full of trojan terrorists. Disaster averted.


www.laits.utexas.edu
Well, I have a picture and you don't.
 
2012-12-17 02:10:34 PM
I originally missed the "rocking" part of the headline. Which would have made this a much more interesting article.
 
2012-12-17 02:10:44 PM
One day, the cops are going to do this to a package that actually contains some kind of high-grade explosives and destroy an entire city block in the process.
 
2012-12-17 02:13:38 PM
The citizens of Equestria are shocked at the treatment of this innocent tourist. One mare who refused to be indentified said that "This is the WORST possible thing!"
 
2012-12-17 02:13:42 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-12-17 02:13:58 PM

Canton: . . .a stuffed rocking horse with a black item strapped to it. . .

Was it a saddle? I bet it was a saddle.


I hope it wasn't Daqwuan. His parents are looking for him.
 
2012-12-17 02:14:30 PM
The animal?
 
2012-12-17 02:15:13 PM

Rufus Lee King: Damn. 18 seconds, stupiddream


Doesn't count. Yours had visual aids. Lets call it a tie.
 
2012-12-17 02:15:53 PM
Oh no, the cops have destroyed the Cameron Douglas evidence!
 
2012-12-17 02:16:43 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: FauxReal: I'm sure that rocking horse was full of trojan terrorists. Disaster averted.

[www.laits.utexas.edu image 529x640]
Well, I have a picture and you don't.


You know, looking at that horse, it would be strange to not think there was people inside of it.

Also, the 'terrorists' would have been Atheneans, not Trojans. The Trojans were the ones accepting the horse.
 
2012-12-17 02:17:04 PM
See what happens when you deny Ann Romney a victory!
 
2012-12-17 02:17:31 PM

cgraves67: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, the horsemanity

Centaurs?


Worse 
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2012-12-17 02:17:42 PM
Evidently the Horse was in the desert and had no name.

/This is America
 
2012-12-17 02:23:37 PM
Lyra plushie is inconsolable.
 
2012-12-17 02:24:55 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

You know? I was just GIS'ing for black child on a rocking horse. Because the article said "A suspicious package, described by deputies as a stuffed rocking horse with a black item strapped to it, prompted lockdowns in the area Monday" and that's just where my sick, alcohol soaked brain goes. But then this turned up in the GIS results.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

You can ride as fast as possible and you will never get away from me.
 
2012-12-17 02:26:55 PM
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2012-12-17 02:30:51 PM
I can actually say "they literally blew the stuffing out of it" and be grammatically correct for once.

Also, i LOL'd looking through the photos. Is that OK, post Sandy Hook?
 
2012-12-17 02:34:07 PM

CygnusDarius: Fark Rye For Many Whores: FauxReal: I'm sure that rocking horse was full of trojan terrorists. Disaster averted.

[www.laits.utexas.edu image 529x640]
Well, I have a picture and you don't.

You know, looking at that horse, it would be strange to not think there was people inside of it.

Also, the 'terrorists' would have been Atheneans, not Trojans. The Trojans were the ones accepting the horse.


You know what the sad thing is? I knew "Trojan" was wrong, but then I assumed if I wrote "Greek" people wouldn't know what I was talking about. So I used Trojan. But then my attempt a sounding cool was foiled by an informed and educated person. I bet this is the first time that's ever happened on the Internet.
 
2012-12-17 02:36:12 PM

beefoe: I can actually say "they literally blew the stuffing out of it" and be grammatically correct for once.

Also, i LOL'd looking through the photos. Is that OK, post Sandy Hook?


I was kinda wondering where they did this exactly. All it says is a street corner. Granted, better to keep the kids safe. But I can't imagine seeing this helped them much at this time.

www.wesh.com
 
2012-12-17 02:37:56 PM
Instead of a bomb-defusing robot can't they just hire some random guy who doesn't give a shiat about their life anymore to boldly go up and kick or mess around with the device in question while wearing a light burlap sack for $50? It's a safe bet because these things are ALWAYS fake.
 
2012-12-17 02:38:07 PM
What were the odds that the horse would win place or show?
 
2012-12-17 02:38:09 PM

Diogenes: beefoe: I can actually say "they literally blew the stuffing out of it" and be grammatically correct for once.

Also, i LOL'd looking through the photos. Is that OK, post Sandy Hook?

I was kinda wondering where they did this exactly. All it says is a street corner. Granted, better to keep the kids safe. But I can't imagine seeing this helped them much at this time.

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Looks like it was that Time of the Month for the old Nag.
 
2012-12-17 02:38:10 PM
What... Did they blow a horse wearing a Trojan? Is this some Mexican sex thing in FLA?

dnrtfa
 
2012-12-17 02:45:52 PM
A guy I work with said that he wanted to place a suspicious-looking box of kittens somewhere, for the bomb squad to find.
 
2012-12-17 02:47:14 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: A guy I work with said that he wanted to place a suspicious-looking box of kittens somewhere, for the bomb squad to find.


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2012-12-17 02:48:00 PM
One of those nice stuffed rocking horses, with the attached black container that holds the cover for the horse in it, and the extra parts and tool for the bottom?
 
2012-12-17 02:48:19 PM
The animal was blown up by authorities as a precaution.



What a 'blown up' animal may look like
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2012-12-17 02:50:56 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: A guy I work with said that he wanted to place a suspicious-looking box of kittens somewhere, for the bomb squad to find.


The kittens would win.
 
2012-12-17 02:56:02 PM
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There are legends around the playground about how Jimmie the Kid rode his hobby horse so hard, it exploded. Most kids that still wear pampers thinks it's just us older kids a-talking. But I know it's true. I was there.

We was coolin' our booties by the swing set when Jimmie the Kid rode up on his hobby horse Brown Like Poo. His mommy thought he was talkin' about a bear but we knew what he meant and we laughed. Jimmie was all jokes when he wanted to be. But he could be serious when the times called for it.

So we was all there when Martin rode up on that Big Wheel. He and Jimmie gets to talking. Martin says his Big Wheels faster than Brown Like Poo and Jimmie gets up in a snort. No one's beaten Brownie and no one ever will. Jimmie notes that the Big Wheel probably has a lot of pickup but in the long run, Poo will be anything with any number o' wheels.

So he and Martin decide on a race. 'Round the Merry-go-Round, past the slide and over to the tennis court. At the water fountain, turn around and come straight back. We were all up for this race. Dottie started them off. I knew she was sweet on Martin and wanted to ride with him on that machine so we watched her closely. We wanted a fair race.

They took off and Martin took and early lead. Jimmie didn't seem too upset though. He knew Martin would be wheezing by the time he got to the water fountain. He stayed back and kept pace. Brown Like Poo just cruised along.

At the Tennis Court, Martin started wheezing. Just like Jimmie said he would. I saw him pull over and I thought the race was over. But Martin pulled out an inhaler. He had never been allowed to carry it before 'cause he misused it too much. He took a hit and started up again. When he got to the water fountain, he just did a 180 with that cursed speed break. Headin' towards the finish line, he passed Jimmie laughing.

Jimmie gave Poo the spurs and Poo kicked it up and went full throttle. He turned right at the water fountain and was closing on Martin when it happened. Poor Poo just had no more to give. She just exploded and died right there by the fence. Martin pulled over just short of the finish line. We were all dumbstruck.

Jimmie and some of the sissier kids cried but I knew Brown like Poo died giving all she had. She would have wanted to go out that way. Jimmie took the hide and the rockers home and the birds used Poo's stuffing for their nest. I think Jimmie still has her head. He'll let go when he older but for now, we know he keeps it in the basement. Locked up in a cage he built with the rockers. He always was an excitable boy, we said.
 
2012-12-17 02:56:27 PM

FauxReal: CygnusDarius: Fark Rye For Many Whores: FauxReal: I'm sure that rocking horse was full of trojan terrorists. Disaster averted.

[www.laits.utexas.edu image 529x640]
Well, I have a picture and you don't.

You know, looking at that horse, it would be strange to not think there was people inside of it.

Also, the 'terrorists' would have been Atheneans, not Trojans. The Trojans were the ones accepting the horse.

You know what the sad thing is? I knew "Trojan" was wrong, but then I assumed if I wrote "Greek" people wouldn't know what I was talking about. So I used Trojan. But then my attempt a sounding cool was foiled by an informed and educated person. I bet this is the first time that's ever happened on the Internet.


I happen to be 'that guy' a lot of times at parties, especially when I drink XD.
 
2012-12-17 03:01:48 PM

Canton: . . .a stuffed rocking horse with a black item strapped to it. . .

Was it a saddle? I bet it was a saddle.


That would be my guess. But it would have been too much trouble for someone to take a "before" picture so we could all see what made it so alarming.
 
2012-12-17 03:15:48 PM

stupiddream: D. H. Lawrence would be sad.


Thankfully someone made this reference.

/me tried to submit this as "Rocking Horse Loser" but was too late:(
 
2012-12-17 03:28:34 PM

LadyMech: The citizens of Equestria are shocked at the treatment of this innocent tourist. One mare who refused to be indentified said that "This is the WORST possible thing!"


Hopefully the tourist found the belltower he wanted to visit before his untimely end.
 
2012-12-17 03:29:57 PM
FTFA: ...Elementary School and Freedom Middle School were locked down...

How delightfully symbolic of the America we live in. Freedom was locked down because of a stuffed animal.
 
2012-12-17 03:33:40 PM
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Can't think of suspicious rocking horses without thinking of this cartoon by the great cartoonist of the weird and macabre, Gahan Wilson.
 
2012-12-17 03:49:50 PM
twilight.ponychan.net

This made Fluttershy cry....
 
2012-12-17 03:52:09 PM
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