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(Fox News)   Startup promises "fully immersive erotic encounters" in virtual reality, for those of us who can't get them in actual reality   (foxnews.com) divider line 19
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2012-12-17 02:42:38 PM  
8 votes:
>PLACE YOUR PENIS IN THE CD TRAY AND PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
>▒
2012-12-17 06:29:56 PM  
2 votes:

Bacontastesgood: I think they know they can't build this by meeting at Panera Bread and using their wireless


Well, you could... but you'd be asked to leave after the other customers complained about the table loudly arguing about exactly how many polygons are really required to model a nipple.

/I hear you can get away with surprisingly few
//if you're good at bump-mapping
///Ba-dum tss
2012-12-17 05:00:55 PM  
2 votes:
I have sex in real life. You know what I don't have?

FARKING LIGHTSABER DUELS WITH DARTH VADER.

Get on it, virtual reality!
2012-12-17 04:29:08 PM  
2 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com
2012-12-17 03:08:29 PM  
2 votes:
Rule 100010, no exceptions.
2012-12-17 03:05:45 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
2012-12-18 08:12:57 AM  
1 votes:
Only if they name it ThirdLife.
2012-12-17 08:17:42 PM  
1 votes:

Odd Bird: I can get them in actual reality, it's the shat that comes with it I would like to avoid.


I think your aim is off. Sounds like you're in the wrong hole.
2012-12-17 05:33:32 PM  
1 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: Disinfection would be key.


==

i.imgur.com
2012-12-17 05:27:49 PM  
1 votes:
PROCEED WITH VIRTUAL POONINATION IMMEDIATELY
2012-12-17 04:37:42 PM  
1 votes:
Disinfection would be key.

dilbert.com
2012-12-17 04:17:52 PM  
1 votes:
cuboidal.org
Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!


cuboidal.org
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
2012-12-17 03:59:26 PM  
1 votes:
Their motto is "Go fark yourself."
2012-12-17 03:35:50 PM  
1 votes:
robotandghost.com
2012-12-17 03:35:13 PM  
1 votes:
And since she calculates in microseconds, me being done in seven minutes is not an issue!
2012-12-17 03:26:51 PM  
1 votes:
So - it's for married folk?
2012-12-17 03:18:38 PM  
1 votes:
www.jvrb.org
2012-12-17 03:10:32 PM  
1 votes:
Don't give me that fully interactive crap. It's still going to take some physical interaction that I'm going to end up having to do myself.
2012-12-17 02:53:55 PM  
1 votes:
Can ones and zeros feel disappointment?
 
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