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(Fox News)   Startup promises "fully immersive erotic encounters" in virtual reality, for those of us who can't get them in actual reality   (foxnews.com) divider line 61
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2012-12-17 02:42:38 PM
>PLACE YOUR PENIS IN THE CD TRAY AND PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
>▒
 
2012-12-17 02:53:55 PM
Can ones and zeros feel disappointment?
 
2012-12-17 03:05:05 PM
So those cartoony 3d models are supposed to deliver? Maybe for teenagers with an overactive imagination...

/ Look at their careers page - basically its some dude that has thrown together a website and now needs to staff every position that actually does any real game development.
// Its like that guy we all know who says, 'You know how to _____? I've been trying to assemble a crack team to create my pet project. You can get in on the ground floor by doing all the work pro bono for me and BTW you have the potential to make a 6 figure income...'
 
2012-12-17 03:05:45 PM
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
 
2012-12-17 03:08:29 PM
Rule 100010, no exceptions.
 
2012-12-17 03:10:11 PM
Fully immerse.

Headset.

/beej?
 
2012-12-17 03:10:14 PM

Hershey Highway Patrol: Rule 100010, no exceptions.


I better be able to 1000101.
 
2012-12-17 03:10:32 PM
Don't give me that fully interactive crap. It's still going to take some physical interaction that I'm going to end up having to do myself.
 
2012-12-17 03:15:05 PM
Bah - this won't really be 'fully interactive' until they manage to get robotic realdolls hooked up.
 
2012-12-17 03:18:36 PM
I knew I should have shown Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer.
 
2012-12-17 03:18:38 PM
www.jvrb.org
 
2012-12-17 03:20:42 PM
Meanwhile, the first computer to pass the Turing test will instantly become a Sensitive Giggalo sim for lonely 48 year old cat owners.
 
2012-12-17 03:21:01 PM
cache.kotaku.com

wants to know why it took twenty years...
 
2012-12-17 03:21:19 PM
I can get them in actual reality, it's the shat that comes with it I would like to avoid.
 
2012-12-17 03:23:26 PM
 
2012-12-17 03:26:51 PM
So - it's for married folk?
 
2012-12-17 03:30:55 PM
Just please don't feature it in any Christmas specials.
 
2012-12-17 03:32:39 PM

plc5_250: So - it's for married folk?


yep

Honey, what are you doing in the shed?
Um, nothing...it's a surprise...uh, for you. I can't really talk about it yet.
Oh, I'm looking forward to it.
 
2012-12-17 03:35:13 PM
And since she calculates in microseconds, me being done in seven minutes is not an issue!
 
2012-12-17 03:35:50 PM
robotandghost.com
 
2012-12-17 03:46:51 PM
That's more embarrassing than calling a hooker from Craigslist. I guess it won't give you crabs.

/dnrtfa
 
2012-12-17 03:56:31 PM

you have pee hands: That's more embarrassing than calling a hooker from Craigslist. I guess it won't give you crabs.

/dnrtfa


Or be a cop!
 
2012-12-17 03:59:26 PM
Their motto is "Go fark yourself."
 
2012-12-17 04:04:39 PM
Nah... I've had enough of these video games where I'm done in 30 seconds.
 
2012-12-17 04:09:03 PM
That reminds me.....I have to get Videodrome on Blu-Ray ASAP.
 
2012-12-17 04:17:52 PM
cuboidal.org
Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!


cuboidal.org
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
 
2012-12-17 04:29:08 PM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-12-17 04:30:42 PM
Sleazy and demure.
 
2012-12-17 04:37:42 PM
Disinfection would be key.

dilbert.com
 
2012-12-17 04:44:34 PM

Strategeryz0r: you have pee hands: That's more embarrassing than calling a hooker from Craigslist. I guess it won't give you crabs.

/dnrtfa

Or be a cop!


media.screened.com
 
2012-12-17 04:46:23 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-17 04:48:12 PM

Flt209er: Strategeryz0r: you have pee hands: That's more embarrassing than calling a hooker from Craigslist. I guess it won't give you crabs.

/dnrtfa

Or be a cop!

[media.screened.com image 266x197]


Three seashells?

www.poopreport.com
 
2012-12-17 04:56:07 PM
For something like sex, you need a hell of a lot more than simply sight and sound to make it immersive. You would need the equivalent of a holo-deck.
 
2012-12-17 04:59:07 PM

Elzar: So those cartoony 3d models are supposed to deliver? Maybe for teenagers with an overactive imagination...

/ Look at their careers page - basically its some dude that has thrown together a website and now needs to staff every position that actually does any real game development.
// Its like that guy we all know who says, 'You know how to _____? I've been trying to assemble a crack team to create my pet project. You can get in on the ground floor by doing all the work pro bono for me and BTW you have the potential to make a 6 figure income...'


^^^^ This; vaporware ahoy. Micro CSB: Some guy I, apparently (no recollection of 'em), went to school with embarked upon such a project. Last I heard it'd been 6 years and they hadn't been able to scrape together a functional engine for a visual novel. Of course, there's a website somewhere that's exactly what you describe. Well, not sure he's recruiting a team anymore though; I seem to recall hearing that he "fired" his volunteers because they couldn't live up to his grand vision.
 
2012-12-17 05:00:55 PM
I have sex in real life. You know what I don't have?

FARKING LIGHTSABER DUELS WITH DARTH VADER.

Get on it, virtual reality!
 
2012-12-17 05:03:37 PM
I for one await the ability to have an erotic encounter. Real life doesn't treat me quite as nice as virtual reality.
 
2012-12-17 05:09:57 PM
cdn2.hecklerspray.com
 
2012-12-17 05:27:49 PM
PROCEED WITH VIRTUAL POONINATION IMMEDIATELY
 
2012-12-17 05:29:01 PM

Orgasmatron138: I have sex in real life. You know what I don't have? FARKING LIGHTSABER DUELS WITH DARTH VADER.




Everybody's got problems, I guess. I dropped my cookie.
 
2012-12-17 05:33:32 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Disinfection would be key.


==

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-17 05:44:23 PM

Somacandra: Orgasmatron138: I have sex in real life. You know what I don't have? FARKING LIGHTSABER DUELS WITH DARTH VADER.


Everybody's got problems, I guess. I dropped my cookie.


That sucks. Was it a good cookie?
 
2012-12-17 06:18:41 PM

jackiepaper: [cache.kotaku.com image 463x209]

wants to know why it took twenty years...


I've been dreaming all along.

Sex dreams are awesome.
 
2012-12-17 06:21:39 PM

Elzar: / Look at their careers page - basically its some dude that has thrown together a website and now needs to staff every position that actually does any real game development.
// Its like that guy we all know who says, 'You know how to _____? I've been trying to assemble a crack team to create my pet project. You can get in on the ground floor by doing all the work pro bono for me and BTW you have the potential to make a 6 figure income...'


Show us on the doll where the startup touched you.

There are two guys with industry experience and business training at least, and they lists positions with specific skill sets and fair salaries. Nothing about pro bono. And it describes life in OC, implying someone needs to live or move there. Yes there are many skeezy startups out there but this doesn't look like one. I think they know they can't build this by meeting at Panera Bread and using their wireless, or by getting random people from Korea or the Czech republic to send code to them.
 
2012-12-17 06:29:56 PM

Bacontastesgood: I think they know they can't build this by meeting at Panera Bread and using their wireless


Well, you could... but you'd be asked to leave after the other customers complained about the table loudly arguing about exactly how many polygons are really required to model a nipple.

/I hear you can get away with surprisingly few
//if you're good at bump-mapping
///Ba-dum tss
 
2012-12-17 07:20:21 PM
manogamy is boring. Cheating is too harsh. interactive porn is like safe-swinging. There will be a market, no doubt.
 
2012-12-17 07:32:39 PM

TiiiMMMaHHH: manogamy is boring.


They're still trying to outlaw manogamy in some states.
 
2012-12-17 07:34:18 PM

TiiiMMMaHHH: manogamy is boring. Cheating is too harsh. interactive porn is like safe-swinging. There will be a market, no doubt.


There will be some backlash.

You see you have your "sex energy" bar. Your SO knows what level you are. Plus there are only so many powerups available.

Ban virtual sex!
 
2012-12-17 07:40:58 PM
I saw "Minority Report" too, submitter. It was released almost a decade ago.
 
2012-12-17 08:17:42 PM

Odd Bird: I can get them in actual reality, it's the shat that comes with it I would like to avoid.


I think your aim is off. Sounds like you're in the wrong hole.
 
2012-12-17 09:05:13 PM
I am looking forward to the Oculus Rift being available. Interactive virtual sex... not so much. Real sex is by far and away better. :)
 
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