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(Fark)   Fark's 2012 Headline of the Year contest, Round 3: June through August   (fark.com) divider line 30
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2012-12-17 10:46:30 AM  
458 votes:
Man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers, succeeds

http://www.fark.com/comments/7208205
2012-12-17 10:38:16 AM  
290 votes:
Al Qaeda is down to one senior leader; once al-Zawahiri is killed, they'll have to bring someone up from AAAl Qaeda

http://www.fark.com/comments/7147465
2012-12-17 10:46:52 AM  
284 votes:
Massachusetts' largest white oak killed. Police are rounding up all the black oaks in the area

http://www.fark.com/comments/7257124
2012-12-17 10:48:22 AM  
279 votes:
Mother-of-two disfigured by seven tumors on her face says, "Tumor would benign"

http://www.fark.com/comments/7157492
2012-12-17 10:37:42 AM  
262 votes:
14-year-old Snigdha Nandipati wins Scripps National Spelling Bee by correctly spelling Snigdha Nandipati

http://www.fark.com/comments/7138379
2012-12-17 10:58:59 AM  
249 votes:
Toddler drinks brake fluid for the second time this year. Claims not to be an addict; says he can stop any time

http://www.fark.com/comments/7189322
2012-12-17 10:53:55 AM  
249 votes:
Sydney brothel gets go-ahead from town planning council for multi-million dollar expansion into a "mega-brothel", upsetting local residents and activists who didn't want another Big-Box Store in their neighborhood

http://www.fark.com/comments/7172350
2012-12-17 10:37:59 AM  
245 votes:
A long-term study shows that bears will not attack a menstruating woman, but that a menstruating woman will attack damn near anything

http://www.fark.com/comments/7300427
2012-12-17 10:39:03 AM  
244 votes:
Anderson Cooper comes out in favor of individual man date

http://www.fark.com/comments/7192351
2012-12-17 10:59:45 AM  
234 votes:
"What the gun control movement can learn from gay rights." Besides how to avoid being shot in the face

http://www.fark.com/comments/7271790
2012-12-17 10:43:41 AM  
226 votes:
Enterprise damaged enroute to Intrepid. This is not a repeat from 2947.3

http://www.fark.com/comments/7145885
2012-12-17 10:47:35 AM  
225 votes:
"Missing woman with Alzheimer's found safe." Cool -- I wonder what was inside it

http://www.fark.com/comments/7227211
2012-12-17 10:44:29 AM  
208 votes:
First opera about the war in Iraq now being performed. Critics say it costs too much, lasts too long and at the end there is no way to get out of the theater

http://www.fark.com/comments/7248602
2012-12-17 10:42:28 AM  
201 votes:
Boy to undergo genital reconstruction surgery after rifle accident left him half-cocked

http://www.fark.com/comments/7235849
2012-12-17 10:56:49 AM  
197 votes:
Taliban leader Mullah Dadullah killed; Mullah Bobullah, Mullah Bananafana Fofullah, and Mullah Meemimomullah go into hiding. Dadullah

http://www.fark.com/comments/7289184
2012-12-17 10:42:54 AM  
196 votes:
Burglar tangled up in window treatments discovers that sometimes justice is blinds

http://www.fark.com/comments/7207305
2012-12-17 10:59:21 AM  
188 votes:
Typhoon Haikui Strikes - East Coast of China Hit - Evacuate Now

http://www.fark.com/comments/7257049
2012-12-17 10:40:38 AM  
175 votes:
Bear eats corpse of convicted killer. I bet that was a *puts on sunglasses* Kodiak moment

http://www.fark.com/comments/7140017
2012-12-17 10:43:16 AM  
170 votes:
Conga protest leaves two dead, future in limbo

http://www.fark.com/comments/7195425
2012-12-17 10:41:01 AM  
164 votes:
Beetles killing California's avocado trees; symptoms include white secretions from bark. I knew this day wood cum

http://www.fark.com/comments/7258196
2012-12-17 10:52:48 AM  
150 votes:
Pair of human legs found near Butte; apparently still attached to Feete

http://www.fark.com/comments/7185208
2012-12-17 10:47:55 AM  
143 votes:
Model sues Volvo, Hertz, and Ford because car ad inviting readers to "spend a night with a Swedish model of your choice" makes her look like a cheap Escort

http://www.fark.com/comments/7270886
2012-12-17 10:47:15 AM  
133 votes:
Mexico has a major drug problem. Also a general drug problem, and a lieutenant colonel drug problem

http://www.fark.com/comments/7245893
2012-12-17 10:44:06 AM  
132 votes:
Fireworks explode while man attempts to light homemade cannon. "It's no big deal" he said offhandedly

http://www.fark.com/comments/7197261
2012-12-17 10:53:09 AM  
128 votes:
Passenger jet crashes into apartment building in Nigerian capitol. Over 150 princes, bank officials, widows, and generous cancer-stricken millionaires feared dead

http://www.fark.com/comments/7141461
2012-12-17 10:38:44 AM  
127 votes:
Alcoholic sandwiches are now available. A TOAST

http://www.fark.com/comments/7268753
2012-12-17 10:46:06 AM  
124 votes:
IKEA criticized for clear-cutting Russian old-growth forests. I didn't even know Russia had particleboard trees

http://www.fark.com/comments/7194499
2012-12-17 10:45:39 AM  
107 votes:
"Hello everyone thank you for coming, I realize it's been a bit a rough year here at Al-Qaeda, which is why we're thrilled to announce our new #2 man Abu Yaha al...oh sonovabiatch not again"

http://www.fark.com/comments/7145576
2012-12-17 10:53:33 AM  
104 votes:
Retiree beats wife to death with Easter Island statue. "I faced it all and I stood tall and did it Moai way"

http://www.fark.com/comments/7204979
2012-12-17 10:39:27 AM  
101 votes:
B - A - N - N - E - R - P - L - A - N - E - C - R - A - S - H - E - S - i - N - M - Y - R - T - L - E - B - E - A - C - H

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