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(Fark)   Fark's 2012 Headline of the Year contest, Round 3: June through August   ( divider line
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2012-12-17 10:46:30 AM  
458 votes:
Man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers, succeeds
2012-12-17 10:38:16 AM  
290 votes:
Al Qaeda is down to one senior leader; once al-Zawahiri is killed, they'll have to bring someone up from AAAl Qaeda
2012-12-17 10:46:52 AM  
284 votes:
Massachusetts' largest white oak killed. Police are rounding up all the black oaks in the area
2012-12-17 10:48:22 AM  
279 votes:
Mother-of-two disfigured by seven tumors on her face says, "Tumor would benign"
2012-12-17 10:37:42 AM  
262 votes:
14-year-old Snigdha Nandipati wins Scripps National Spelling Bee by correctly spelling Snigdha Nandipati
2012-12-17 10:58:59 AM  
249 votes:
Toddler drinks brake fluid for the second time this year. Claims not to be an addict; says he can stop any time
2012-12-17 10:53:55 AM  
249 votes:
Sydney brothel gets go-ahead from town planning council for multi-million dollar expansion into a "mega-brothel", upsetting local residents and activists who didn't want another Big-Box Store in their neighborhood
2012-12-17 10:37:59 AM  
245 votes:
A long-term study shows that bears will not attack a menstruating woman, but that a menstruating woman will attack damn near anything
2012-12-17 10:39:03 AM  
244 votes:
Anderson Cooper comes out in favor of individual man date
2012-12-17 10:59:45 AM  
234 votes:
"What the gun control movement can learn from gay rights." Besides how to avoid being shot in the face
2012-12-17 10:43:41 AM  
226 votes:
Enterprise damaged enroute to Intrepid. This is not a repeat from 2947.3
2012-12-17 10:47:35 AM  
225 votes:
"Missing woman with Alzheimer's found safe." Cool -- I wonder what was inside it
2012-12-17 10:44:29 AM  
208 votes:
First opera about the war in Iraq now being performed. Critics say it costs too much, lasts too long and at the end there is no way to get out of the theater
2012-12-17 10:42:28 AM  
201 votes:
Boy to undergo genital reconstruction surgery after rifle accident left him half-cocked
2012-12-17 10:56:49 AM  
197 votes:
Taliban leader Mullah Dadullah killed; Mullah Bobullah, Mullah Bananafana Fofullah, and Mullah Meemimomullah go into hiding. Dadullah
2012-12-17 10:42:54 AM  
196 votes:
Burglar tangled up in window treatments discovers that sometimes justice is blinds
2012-12-17 10:59:21 AM  
188 votes:
Typhoon Haikui Strikes - East Coast of China Hit - Evacuate Now
2012-12-17 10:40:38 AM  
175 votes:
Bear eats corpse of convicted killer. I bet that was a *puts on sunglasses* Kodiak moment
2012-12-17 10:43:16 AM  
170 votes:
Conga protest leaves two dead, future in limbo
2012-12-17 10:41:01 AM  
164 votes:
Beetles killing California's avocado trees; symptoms include white secretions from bark. I knew this day wood cum
2012-12-17 10:52:48 AM  
150 votes:
Pair of human legs found near Butte; apparently still attached to Feete
2012-12-17 10:47:55 AM  
143 votes:
Model sues Volvo, Hertz, and Ford because car ad inviting readers to "spend a night with a Swedish model of your choice" makes her look like a cheap Escort
2012-12-17 10:47:15 AM  
133 votes:
Mexico has a major drug problem. Also a general drug problem, and a lieutenant colonel drug problem
2012-12-17 10:44:06 AM  
132 votes:
Fireworks explode while man attempts to light homemade cannon. "It's no big deal" he said offhandedly
2012-12-17 10:53:09 AM  
128 votes:
Passenger jet crashes into apartment building in Nigerian capitol. Over 150 princes, bank officials, widows, and generous cancer-stricken millionaires feared dead
2012-12-17 10:38:44 AM  
127 votes:
Alcoholic sandwiches are now available. A TOAST
2012-12-17 10:46:06 AM  
124 votes:
IKEA criticized for clear-cutting Russian old-growth forests. I didn't even know Russia had particleboard trees
2012-12-17 10:45:39 AM  
107 votes:
"Hello everyone thank you for coming, I realize it's been a bit a rough year here at Al-Qaeda, which is why we're thrilled to announce our new #2 man Abu Yaha al...oh sonovabiatch not again"
2012-12-17 10:53:33 AM  
104 votes:
Retiree beats wife to death with Easter Island statue. "I faced it all and I stood tall and did it Moai way"
2012-12-17 10:39:27 AM  
101 votes:
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