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(My Fox Tampa Bay)   If you have a small arsenal of assault weapons in your car, you should probably just pay the parking ticket. But if you have a small arsenal of assault weapons in your car, that's probably not the way you think   (myfoxtampabay.com) divider line 134
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2012-12-17 11:04:41 AM
Especially if you're a felon driving a Lexus.

/Priorities, people.
 
2012-12-17 11:08:59 AM

A Sig Sauer 556 assault rifle with eight high-capacity magazines and law enforcement/military EOTech with night vision sight-mountable bi-pod and light
A Sig Sauer P238 380-caliber handgun with three magazines
Glock 27 40-caliber combat handgun with eight high-capacity magazines
188 rounds of .556/.223 rifle ammunition
142 rounds of .40 auto pistol ammunition
18 rounds of .380 auto pistol ammunition


that's a lot of wild floridian hogs.
 
2012-12-17 11:19:29 AM
If I have a small arsenal of assault weapons in my car, I probably need a bigger trunk.
 
2012-12-17 11:22:00 AM
You talkin' to me?
 
2012-12-17 11:22:25 AM
He clearly picked the Uong time to fark with the police.
 
2012-12-17 11:29:10 AM
Tiny penis detected.
 
2012-12-17 11:34:08 AM
Brilliant headline.
Bravo.
 
2012-12-17 11:39:23 AM
He was protectin' all y'all from the commies.
 
2012-12-17 12:35:23 PM
That guy has really good taste in cars and guns.
 
2012-12-17 01:53:33 PM
.556 5.6mm /.223 cal.

FTFM
 
2012-12-17 01:54:41 PM
5.56 even

/need coffee
 
2012-12-17 02:15:52 PM
OOoHh, is "combat handgun" new?
/shiney chit
 
2012-12-17 02:15:59 PM
This will be a bad week to be driving around with anything illegal in your car.

Note to self: Check on registration tags, clean out trunk.
 
2012-12-17 02:16:00 PM
The caliber of the criminal is diminishing.


/Farkers - Diminishing means getting smaller
 
2012-12-17 02:16:06 PM

SlothB77: A Sig Sauer 556 assault rifle with eight high-capacity magazines and law enforcement/military EOTech with night vision sight-mountable bi-pod and light
A Sig Sauer P238 380-caliber handgun with three magazines
Glock 27 40-caliber combat handgun with eight high-capacity magazines
188 rounds of .556/.223 rifle ammunition
142 rounds of .40 auto pistol ammunition
18 rounds of .380 auto pistol ammunition


that's a lot of wild floridian hogs.


How dare you question this man's right to bear arms. He was just hunting larger game because he was hungry, This is sickening, this trend of prosecuting innocent hunters.

imgace.com
 
2012-12-17 02:16:06 PM

SlothB77: A Sig Sauer 556 assault rifle with eight high-capacity magazines and law enforcement/military EOTech with night vision sight-mountable bi-pod and light
A Sig Sauer P238 380-caliber handgun with three magazines
Glock 27 40-caliber combat handgun with eight high-capacity magazines
188 rounds of .556/.223 rifle ammunition
142 rounds of .40 auto pistol ammunition
18 rounds of .380 auto pistol ammunition


that's a lot of wild floridian hogs.


Ha.
 
2012-12-17 02:16:55 PM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-17 02:18:10 PM
Its like the crazies are coming out of the wood works for 2012.
 
2012-12-17 02:18:11 PM
If you have a small arsenal of assault weapons in your car, your in a different mind set that others do.
 
2012-12-17 02:18:52 PM

xevian: Its like the crazies are coming out of the wood works for 2012.


And when we hit 21, it's gonna be an orgasm of craziness, minus the sex.
 
2012-12-17 02:19:37 PM
Aw how are you gonna talk all big like that with 4 pistols, and not go Rambo?

/He mustve been toning it down in light of the recent tragedies
 
2012-12-17 02:21:22 PM

SlothB77: Glock 27 40-caliber combat handgun with eight high-capacity magazines


"Combat Pistol", really? The G27 is a subcompact meant for concealed carry. It's not even a full frame weapon, like a military side arm is.

1-media-cdn.foolz.us

So he had a Glock .40 with eight 10+1 round double-stack magazines which are sold stock with the pistol?

i703.photobucket.com

Not a High Capacity Magazine:

gregcotellc.com

High Capacity Magazine:

www.rockyourglock.com

/Goddamnit, you media idiots. If you're going to write a blurb to smear guns, at least get it right.
 
2012-12-17 02:23:45 PM

SlothB77: A Sig Sauer 556 assault rifle with eight high-capacity magazines and law enforcement/military EOTech with night vision sight-mountable bi-pod and light
A Sig Sauer P238 380-caliber handgun with three magazines
Glock 27 40-caliber combat handgun with eight high-capacity magazines
188 rounds of .556/.223 rifle ammunition
142 rounds of .40 auto pistol ammunition
18 rounds of .380 auto pistol ammunition


that's a lot of wild floridian hogs.


If you are using guns to hunt hogs, youre doing it wrong. Dogs knives and rope is the way to do it. Catch the hog alive then cornfeed it for about 6 months to get rid of the gameiness then get the barbecue ready for some damn good eating.

/realize you were snarking.
 
2012-12-17 02:24:21 PM
Sounds like a trip to the range, not a "small arsenal".

/throw the book at him though, for being a felon in possession of guns.
 
2012-12-17 02:24:30 PM
This, my friends, has now entered the Media Firestorm Frenzy Zone.
Just SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN until it passes.

/never go full retard
 
2012-12-17 02:24:41 PM

CygnusDarius: xevian: Its like the crazies are coming out of the wood works for 2012.

And when we hit 21, it's gonna be an orgasm of craziness, minus the sex.


I get out of work early on Friday for our Holiday vacation... I think I'll just go straight home, pull the blinds shut and pray that craziness doesn't find my neighborhood.

/bunch of my friends are going out, fuuuuuu*k that!
 
2012-12-17 02:24:54 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Tiny penis detected.


Asian + Lexus + lots of guns = likely no more than 1/2 an inch.
 
2012-12-17 02:25:09 PM

CygnusDarius: If you have a small arsenal of assault weapons in your car, your in a different mind set that others do.


Im wondering what he was planning on doing with all that and the nightvision goggles?
 
2012-12-17 02:25:58 PM

BronyMedic: High Capacity Magazine:
[www.rockyourglock.com image 300x216]

/Goddamnit, you media idiots. If you're going to write a blurb to smear guns, at least get it right.



I imagine you would need a tripod to conceivably fire that tiny pistol with your definition of a high capacity magazine.

www.rockyourglock.com
 
2012-12-17 02:26:20 PM

Igor Jakovsky: CygnusDarius: If you have a small arsenal of assault weapons in your car, your in a different mind set that others do.

Im wondering what he was planning on doing with all that and the nightvision goggles?


Hunting, obviously.
 
2012-12-17 02:26:41 PM
with accuracy*

/Imagine if you were in the mall and some motherfarker popped out with a magazine that big
 
2012-12-17 02:26:46 PM

CygnusDarius: xevian: Its like the crazies are coming out of the wood works for 2012.

And when we hit 21, it's gonna be an orgasm of craziness, minus the sex.


Can we just have the sex? If we MUST have craziness?
 
2012-12-17 02:27:21 PM

CapeFearCadaver: CygnusDarius: xevian: Its like the crazies are coming out of the wood works for 2012.

And when we hit 21, it's gonna be an orgasm of craziness, minus the sex.

I get out of work early on Friday for our Holiday vacation... I think I'll just go straight home, pull the blinds shut and pray that craziness doesn't find my neighborhood.

/bunch of my friends are going out, fuuuuuu*k that!


The 21st is the start of my either 12 day or 1 day vacation.
 
2012-12-17 02:27:26 PM

BronyMedic: /Goddamnit, you media idiots. If you're going to write a blurb to smear guns, at least get it right.


There are journalists who know something about guns. There are! But they're not the ones assigned stories and a slant of, "Make guns look bad, and gun-owners look evil." If it's that bad, hyperbole will just hurt your message. If it's not that bad, making it up doesn't help, either.
 
2012-12-17 02:30:03 PM
A guy could have a pretty good night in Vegas with that stuff.
 
2012-12-17 02:30:25 PM

Igor Jakovsky: CapeFearCadaver: CygnusDarius: xevian: Its like the crazies are coming out of the wood works for 2012.

And when we hit 21, it's gonna be an orgasm of craziness, minus the sex.

I get out of work early on Friday for our Holiday vacation... I think I'll just go straight home, pull the blinds shut and pray that craziness doesn't find my neighborhood.

/bunch of my friends are going out, fuuuuuu*k that!

The 21st is the start of my either 12 day or 1 day vacation.


I'm not worried about the end of the world; I'm worried about the nutballs who are worried about the end of the world.
 
2012-12-17 02:30:45 PM

Gyrfalcon: CygnusDarius: xevian: Its like the crazies are coming out of the wood works for 2012.

And when we hit 21, it's gonna be an orgasm of craziness, minus the sex.

Can we just have the sex? If we MUST have craziness?


We would need a surplus of redheads and Italians that, quite frankly, traditional methods cannot provide. Science must help us in these dark hours.
 
2012-12-17 02:32:08 PM

stevarooni: BronyMedic: /Goddamnit, you media idiots. If you're going to write a blurb to smear guns, at least get it right.

There are journalists who know something about guns. There are! But they're not the ones assigned stories and a slant of, "Make guns look bad, and gun-owners look evil."


They're assigned to Honey Boo boo reviews and Miley Cyrus interviews.
 
2012-12-17 02:33:42 PM
I'm guessing he's a sovereign citizen
 
2012-12-17 02:39:31 PM
the guy was obviously preparing to stop a terminator.
and now he won't be able to do it.
poor Sarah Connor.
 
2012-12-17 02:41:11 PM

SlothB77: A Sig Sauer 556 assault rifle with eight high-capacity magazines and law enforcement/military EOTech with night vision sight-mountable bi-pod and light
A Sig Sauer P238 380-caliber handgun with three magazines
Glock 27 40-caliber combat handgun with eight high-capacity magazines
188 rounds of .556/.223 rifle ammunition
142 rounds of .40 auto pistol ammunition
18 rounds of .380 auto pistol ammunition


that's a lot of wild floridian hogs.


We have assault optics now?

/horribly overpriced red dots maybe.
 
2012-12-17 02:41:29 PM

D_Evans45: BronyMedic: High Capacity Magazine:
[www.rockyourglock.com image 300x216]

/Goddamnit, you media idiots. If you're going to write a blurb to smear guns, at least get it right.


I imagine you would need a tripod to conceivably fire that tiny pistol with your definition of a high capacity magazine.

[www.rockyourglock.com image 300x216]


Umm, no, not really.
Popular as hell on Utube.
 
2012-12-17 02:41:48 PM
I love all the technical butt hurt that comes out here when the media talks about different types of guns.
"Damn it, biatch! Get it right! It's the kung-fu grip you coont!!!"
 
2012-12-17 02:41:49 PM

D_Evans45: BronyMedic: High Capacity Magazine:
[www.rockyourglock.com image 300x216]

/Goddamnit, you media idiots. If you're going to write a blurb to smear guns, at least get it right.


I imagine you would need a tripod to conceivably fire that tiny pistol with your definition of a high capacity magazine.

[www.rockyourglock.com image 300x216]


It would be harder to design a more phallic weapon if you were actively trying.
 
2012-12-17 02:42:44 PM

Igor Jakovsky:
If you are using guns to hunt hogs, youre doing it wrong. Dogs knives and rope is the way to do it. Catch the hog alive then cornfeed it for about 6 months to get rid of the gameiness then get the barbecue ready for some damn good eating.

/realize you were snarking.


Acorns, not corn, imo. If you're going to feed it corn, you might as well go buy one at the grocery store/farmers market. It'll be cheaper and less work. Acorns will allow you to somewhat mimic the flavor properties of Iberico ham.
 
2012-12-17 02:42:47 PM
A Sig Sauer 556 assault rifle with eight high-capacity magazines and law enforcement/military EOTech with night vision sight-mountable bi-pod and light

Wow, the Cadillac of .223 assault rifles. For a dirtbag he sure had a lot of nice toys.
 
2012-12-17 02:43:24 PM
Came here for the ticket thred.
leaving
 
2012-12-17 02:44:20 PM
There are likely many farkers out there who DREAM of "battering" one of those goddamn parking nazis..
 
2012-12-17 02:44:59 PM
He had one rifle and two handguns? That's not an arsenal. That's Florida.

/SIG 556 is NOT an "assault rifle." It's a civilian variant model in their 500 line, some of which are, in fact assault rifles.
 
2012-12-17 02:45:58 PM

bigbaddoc: Sounds like a trip to the range, not a "small arsenal".

/throw the book at him though, for being a felon in possession of guns.


This. Nothing else to say.
 
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