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(The Register)   A second Higgs boson has hit the LHC   (theregister.co.uk) divider line 26
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2012-12-17 11:23:58 AM
19 votes:
I don't know why everyone is so excited about a Higgs boson. That's just one step above a Higgs Able Seaman.
2012-12-17 12:22:23 PM
4 votes:
Also.

What Bosun Higgs may look like.

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2012-12-17 01:53:56 PM
3 votes:
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2012-12-17 04:25:12 PM
2 votes:
www.gagbay.com
2012-12-17 04:24:10 PM
2 votes:

Ed Grubermann: Dr. Whoof: Time for "U Rage U Lose", Higgs Boson Edition.

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Are those people retards?


I believe the accepted term is "Palin-Americans", but...

That's not really the worst.
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And this stellar example....
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2012-12-17 12:55:50 PM
2 votes:

keithgabryelski: higgs boson has two masses


So it's a Catholic God particle?
2012-12-17 11:58:51 AM
2 votes:
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What the higgs Bosoms might look like.
2012-12-17 11:55:41 AM
2 votes:
Does this mean the LHC cockpit doors will now be locked?
2012-12-17 04:33:13 PM
1 votes:

Kit Fister: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x671]

What the higgs Bosoms might look like.


That picture gives me a hadron.
2012-12-17 04:28:31 PM
1 votes:
No Contact reference yet? I am disappoint.

"First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price? Only, this one can be kept secret."

i.qkme.me
2012-12-17 01:16:24 PM
1 votes:
Geek humor:

A Higgs bosun walks into a church. The priest says, "We don't allow your kind in here." The Higgs bosun says, "What do you mean? You can't have mass without me."

* * * * *

Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No. But I can tell you where I am."

* * * * *

Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein closes his eyes and counts. Pascal runs to hide, but Newton simply pulls a piece of chalk from his pocket and draws a square around himself. Einstein opens his eyes, sees Newton, and grabs him. "I caught you," Einstein says. "No," replies Newton. "You found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal."

* * * * *

And my favorite:

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We are both constantly penetrating your mom.
2012-12-17 12:43:26 PM
1 votes:
t3.gstatic.com

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/oblig
2012-12-17 12:34:06 PM
1 votes:

Dr. Whoof: Frogfoot: The theory is that the Higgs particle gives things mass. If (big if) we can learn to manipulate the Higgs then we might be able to manipulate the mass of objects.
e.g. Need to move something? Get Higgs cancelers and move whatever you want easily. Need that oil tanker out of the gulf before it spills everything? Use your Higgs cancelers and away it goes, off to dry dock for repair and crude oil transfer.

You're thinking small. If you can "cancel" mass, luminal speeds should be possible, aka "lightspeed".

And the scientists still won't get laid for this discovery.


Won't they?

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/hot
2012-12-17 12:33:26 PM
1 votes:
I don't see what the big deal is. I have half a dozen Higgs bosons in my garage. Haven't used 'em in years.
2012-12-17 12:31:48 PM
1 votes:
the idea behind the higgs boson is quite wrong, but a very good effort considering our limited understanding of the universe. this moment will be looked back upon the first piece of evidence in a long string that proves that we exist in a multi-verse and that it is indeed possible to travel from dimension to dimension. have fun finding out the rest, it will change everything we think we know about physics.
2012-12-17 12:28:47 PM
1 votes:

Frogfoot: The theory is that the Higgs particle gives things mass. If (big if) we can learn to manipulate the Higgs then we might be able to manipulate the mass of objects.
e.g. Need to move something? Get Higgs cancelers and move whatever you want easily. Need that oil tanker out of the gulf before it spills everything? Use your Higgs cancelers and away it goes, off to dry dock for repair and crude oil transfer.


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2012-12-17 12:21:50 PM
1 votes:
How long until they discover one in a field in Pennsylvania?
2012-12-17 12:15:11 PM
1 votes:
The third one will be the end of the world. 4 days left to go! Right on schedule.
2012-12-17 12:13:17 PM
1 votes:

Dr. Whoof: Time for "U Rage U Lose", Higgs Boson Edition.

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Oh Jesus.
2012-12-17 12:09:58 PM
1 votes:

Dr. Whoof: Time for "U Rage U Lose", Higgs Boson Edition.

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Wow they all spelled "atheist" correctly. Progress!
2012-12-17 12:08:28 PM
1 votes:
If the HB gets to be called the "god particle," does a second one mean we're only one short of a trinity? Or if there are just the two, is that Quantum Gnosticism? Or are we heading toward a full polytheistic pantheon?
2012-12-17 12:08:20 PM
1 votes:
Time for "U Rage U Lose", Higgs Boson Edition.

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2012-12-17 12:04:28 PM
1 votes:
Just in time for the holidays !
2012-12-17 12:01:31 PM
1 votes:

FriarReb98: When?


It's irrelevant.
2012-12-17 11:56:16 AM
1 votes:
Oh great, now we'll be finding them EVERYWHERE.
2012-12-17 11:31:25 AM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: I don't know why everyone is so excited about a Higgs boson. That's just one step above a Higgs Able Seaman.


Nice.
 
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