Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 220x153]Dear Preznit Obaphone.I am writing you to let you know that your re-erection does not mean man dates. I don't want to date men. I also don't want mooselimbs. Moose are big and do not have thumbs. How will I be able to keep my job at the vest factory with no thumbs?!? We need our guns to shoot the moose so they don't take our limberties.Potatoely yours,Torg.P.S. I saw you on the TV. You are very brown.
Nothing To See Here: I was just reading that after less than 4 years,Obama has been rated the 4th best president ever:Reagan and 9 others tied for first,15 presidents tied for second,and 18 other presidents tied for third.Obama came in fourth.
2wolves: NateGrey: [www.canyoncountryzephyr.com image 490x360]Soon.I despise those noisy pieces of crap.
innerlogik: I guess CNN doesnt know that the votes are not counted and made official until January 6th when congress opens. They just cast and seal their votes on the 17th with a submission deadline of the 26th.
MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.Oh well... four more years of stupid derp that doesn't match the facts and reason. I just hope I will still have derp after next year.
picturescrazy: EyeballKid: Please, angry cons, show the world you mean business and go Galt...forever! On the morning of Obama's inauguration, agree to a mass suicide from the safety of your homes. That'll show us, and you'll be spared the torturous 4 years(or more!!!!!!) under the brutal reign of Generalissimo Barack Hussein (he'll discard the last name after the inauguration, I read it somewhere).Wow. Way to be classy./not butt hurt, not Republican
kmmontandon: Joe Blowme: As if the constant deficit spending wasnt proof enough he won, i wonder if he will get a budget passed the next 4 years... he didnt in the previous 4 so not going to hold my breath.I wasn't aware that "President" was synonymous with "House of Representatives."You know, the people that are responsible for spending bills.
MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.
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