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(CNN)   It's official Obama has won reelection   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 31
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2012-12-17 10:53:56 AM  
19 votes:
i595.photobucket.com

Dear Preznit Obaphone.

I am writing you to let you know that your re-erection does not mean man dates. I don't want to date men. I also don't want mooselimbs. Moose are big and do not have thumbs. How will I be able to keep my job at the vest factory with no thumbs?!? We need our guns to shoot the moose so they don't take our limberties.

Potatoely yours,

Torg.

P.S. I saw you on the TV. You are very brown.
2012-12-17 11:02:42 AM  
16 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 220x153]

Dear Preznit Obaphone.

I am writing you to let you know that your re-erection does not mean man dates. I don't want to date men. I also don't want mooselimbs. Moose are big and do not have thumbs. How will I be able to keep my job at the vest factory with no thumbs?!? We need our guns to shoot the moose so they don't take our limberties.

Potatoely yours,

Torg.

P.S. I saw you on the TV. You are very brown.


www.offthegridnews.com

Dear Torg,

Thank you very much for your kind letter. Your thumbs, liberties, and freedom to not date men will not be impinged upon by my administration. No promises about the guns though. On the bright side, I will protect the worker's union at the vest factory.

Sincerely,

President Obama

P.S. If you are interested in learning more about my racial heritage, just ask your mother.
2012-12-17 10:41:01 AM  
5 votes:
LET THE 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS BEGIN
2012-12-17 10:45:14 AM  
4 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-12-17 10:43:25 AM  
2 votes:
Good timing, I was almost out of conservative tears.
2012-12-17 10:41:40 AM  
2 votes:
reason.com
2012-12-17 10:40:25 AM  
2 votes:
NO! It's still possible that some of the electors will change their minds, and listen to the true Will of the People! Don't give up!
2012-12-17 10:40:19 AM  
2 votes:
Obama declared martial law & opened the FEMA camps? About time!
2012-12-17 10:40:13 AM  
2 votes:
Congressional districts in every state choose an elector to cast the official ballot of the region. In most states electors must pledge to vote for the candidate who receives the majority of the vote in their state.

The day we decide to fix this will be the day after it gets abused. Man that'd be hilarious.
2012-12-17 10:39:27 AM  
2 votes:
4 more years!
2012-12-17 04:05:07 PM  
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: I was just reading that after less than 4 years,

Obama has been rated the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first,

15 presidents tied for second,

and 18 other presidents tied for third.

Obama came in fourth.


Best part
Forever
2012-12-17 03:04:24 PM  
1 votes:

2wolves: NateGrey: [www.canyoncountryzephyr.com image 490x360]

Soon.

I despise those noisy pieces of crap.


So right... and don't even get me started on jetskis!
2012-12-17 01:08:45 PM  
1 votes:
Has Florida finished counting its votes yet?
2012-12-17 12:53:43 PM  
1 votes:

innerlogik: I guess CNN doesnt know that the votes are not counted and made official until January 6th when congress opens. They just cast and seal their votes on the 17th with a submission deadline of the 26th.


Watch Free Republic on that date for an epic meltdown when the votes are counted and the total accepted.
2012-12-17 11:53:46 AM  
1 votes:
"November 6 saw Obama pass the electoral threshold of 270 - from a total of 538 votes - as ballots from Ohio rolled in, besting Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney. Ultimately, Obama won 332 electoral votes, with 51% of the popular vote, to Romney's 207, with 47% of the popular vote."

Gotta love the irony of Romney's final tally of 47% of the popular vote.
2012-12-17 11:52:33 AM  
1 votes:
lifegivingwater.files.wordpress.com
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-17 11:33:04 AM  
1 votes:

MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.

i865.photobucket.com

Oh well... four more years of stupid derp that doesn't match the facts and reason. I just hope I will still have derp after next year.

d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-17 11:29:06 AM  
1 votes:
Will republicans force the country into another bogus impeachment trial?
2012-12-17 11:28:04 AM  
1 votes:
www.capitalnewyork.com
"Oh no! It's like deja-vu all over again!"
2012-12-17 11:14:58 AM  
1 votes:

picturescrazy: EyeballKid: Please, angry cons, show the world you mean business and go Galt...forever! On the morning of Obama's inauguration, agree to a mass suicide from the safety of your homes. That'll show us, and you'll be spared the torturous 4 years(or more!!!!!!) under the brutal reign of Generalissimo Barack Hussein (he'll discard the last name after the inauguration, I read it somewhere).

Wow. Way to be classy.

/not butt hurt, not Republican


So, they don't deserve ridicule? I disagree. I will take every opportunity I can to remind my GOPper family/friends that they lost and that any minute Obama is going to jump out from behind that bush/tree/trash can and take their guns, liberty, force them to gay marry each other, AND have late-term abortions.....EVERY DAY!

I'm sorry, but GOPpers do not deserve to be treated with class anymore. Liberal hunting permits, "surveyor's marks", "I came unarmed....THIS time"...fark those assholes.
2012-12-17 11:14:09 AM  
1 votes:
www.canyoncountryzephyr.com

Soon.
2012-12-17 11:10:28 AM  
1 votes:

kmmontandon: Joe Blowme: As if the constant deficit spending wasnt proof enough he won, i wonder if he will get a budget passed the next 4 years... he didnt in the previous 4 so not going to hold my breath.

I wasn't aware that "President" was synonymous with "House of Representatives."

You know, the people that are responsible for spending bills.


The Constitution explicitly outlines the separation of powers: It is the job of the House of Representatives to sign off on $6T in spending, and then it is the President's job to take the blame when the House refuses to pay for it.
2012-12-17 11:04:51 AM  
1 votes:

MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.


Oh, bless your heart.
2012-12-17 10:52:51 AM  
1 votes:
LET THE GODLESS HEATHEN DEBAUCHERY BEGIN!
2012-12-17 10:45:01 AM  
1 votes:
Does this mean we can start force gay marrying our God-fearing neighbours to tranny Muslim socialists who live in communes whilst using the children of our newly legal brothels to build our abortion-powered pot cig rolling machines?
2012-12-17 10:44:00 AM  
1 votes:
No words, just a big, big grin when I deal with my ultraconservative co-workers and family today
2012-12-17 10:43:40 AM  
1 votes:
Damn those urbans and poors, with their freebies and handouts. Also socialisms and like such as.
2012-12-17 10:42:19 AM  
1 votes:
forums.radioreference.com
2012-12-17 10:42:12 AM  
1 votes:
I can hear Orly Taitz's screams from here.
2012-12-17 10:40:27 AM  
1 votes:
Was there voter fraud? Did they have to show ID to vote? Or did urban electors steal the election.
2012-12-17 10:39:28 AM  
1 votes:
That's just what the MSM wants you to believe.
 
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