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(CNN)   It's official Obama has won reelection   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 29
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2012-12-17 10:52:42 AM
3 votes:

MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.


I'm sure you won't. Why would they keep employing somebody so paranoid and delusional?
2012-12-17 01:41:10 PM
2 votes:
Congratulations, Mr. President. Now go do some stuff that makes you just as hated as Roosevelt was (by his opponents) (either, Roosevelt, actually). THEN you'll know you did the right thing.
2012-12-17 11:07:22 AM
2 votes:

Joe Blowme: As if the constant deficit spending wasnt proof enough he won, i wonder if he will get a budget passed the next 4 years... he didnt in the previous 4 so not going to hold my breath.


I wasn't aware that "President" was synonymous with "House of Representatives."

You know, the people that are responsible for spending bills.
2012-12-17 10:41:01 AM
2 votes:
LET THE 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS BEGIN
2012-12-17 01:46:47 PM
1 votes:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Congratulations, Mr. President. Now go do some stuff that makes you just as hated as Roosevelt was (by his opponents) (either, Roosevelt, actually). THEN you'll know you did the right thing.


They already hate him, might as well do something to deserve it.
2012-12-17 01:08:45 PM
1 votes:
Has Florida finished counting its votes yet?
2012-12-17 12:30:41 PM
1 votes:
I guess CNN doesnt know that the votes are not counted and made official until January 6th when congress opens. They just cast and seal their votes on the 17th with a submission deadline of the 26th.
2012-12-17 11:49:40 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

I hope Fox goes on about this for a little. I've been thirsty.
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-17 11:29:06 AM
1 votes:
Will republicans force the country into another bogus impeachment trial?
2012-12-17 11:28:04 AM
1 votes:
www.capitalnewyork.com
"Oh no! It's like deja-vu all over again!"
2012-12-17 11:21:36 AM
1 votes:
Subby's lack of punctuation makes my colon hurt
2012-12-17 11:14:58 AM
1 votes:

picturescrazy: EyeballKid: Please, angry cons, show the world you mean business and go Galt...forever! On the morning of Obama's inauguration, agree to a mass suicide from the safety of your homes. That'll show us, and you'll be spared the torturous 4 years(or more!!!!!!) under the brutal reign of Generalissimo Barack Hussein (he'll discard the last name after the inauguration, I read it somewhere).

Wow. Way to be classy.

/not butt hurt, not Republican


So, they don't deserve ridicule? I disagree. I will take every opportunity I can to remind my GOPper family/friends that they lost and that any minute Obama is going to jump out from behind that bush/tree/trash can and take their guns, liberty, force them to gay marry each other, AND have late-term abortions.....EVERY DAY!

I'm sorry, but GOPpers do not deserve to be treated with class anymore. Liberal hunting permits, "surveyor's marks", "I came unarmed....THIS time"...fark those assholes.
2012-12-17 11:14:09 AM
1 votes:
www.canyoncountryzephyr.com

Soon.
2012-12-17 11:14:01 AM
1 votes:
For more years of a conservative in the white house.
2012-12-17 11:10:47 AM
1 votes:

kmmontandon: Joe Blowme: As if the constant deficit spending wasnt proof enough he won, i wonder if he will get a budget passed the next 4 years... he didnt in the previous 4 so not going to hold my breath.

I wasn't aware that "President" was synonymous with "House of Representatives."

You know, the people that are responsible for spending bills.


Remember, right-wingers get confused by logic. You can't engage them that way. They don't understand you.
2012-12-17 11:02:42 AM
1 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 220x153]

Dear Preznit Obaphone.

I am writing you to let you know that your re-erection does not mean man dates. I don't want to date men. I also don't want mooselimbs. Moose are big and do not have thumbs. How will I be able to keep my job at the vest factory with no thumbs?!? We need our guns to shoot the moose so they don't take our limberties.

Potatoely yours,

Torg.

P.S. I saw you on the TV. You are very brown.


www.offthegridnews.com

Dear Torg,

Thank you very much for your kind letter. Your thumbs, liberties, and freedom to not date men will not be impinged upon by my administration. No promises about the guns though. On the bright side, I will protect the worker's union at the vest factory.

Sincerely,

President Obama

P.S. If you are interested in learning more about my racial heritage, just ask your mother.
2012-12-17 10:53:56 AM
1 votes:
i595.photobucket.com

Dear Preznit Obaphone.

I am writing you to let you know that your re-erection does not mean man dates. I don't want to date men. I also don't want mooselimbs. Moose are big and do not have thumbs. How will I be able to keep my job at the vest factory with no thumbs?!? We need our guns to shoot the moose so they don't take our limberties.

Potatoely yours,

Torg.

P.S. I saw you on the TV. You are very brown.
2012-12-17 10:53:51 AM
1 votes:

MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.


You look like someone who could answer this, how long is the line to give Limbaugh/Beck/Hannity blowjobs?
2012-12-17 10:53:02 AM
1 votes:
Unless I flunked reading comprehension, that story says only the electors are meeting today, and says nothing about the results of the vote. Given it's not yet 8 a.m. on the West Coast, I doubt anything is official yet.
2012-12-17 10:52:29 AM
1 votes:

MonoChango: four more years of no economic growth


What, exactly, was going on in 2008?
2012-12-17 10:49:49 AM
1 votes:
Impossible.

I was told on World Net Daily that they had it all figured out and that he wouldn't actually get the EVs.
2012-12-17 10:45:58 AM
1 votes:

Dr.Zom: I can hear Orly Taitz's screams from here.


For some reason, I always add an "n" mentally when reading her last name.

Its the damnedest thing ...
2012-12-17 10:45:27 AM
1 votes:
Please, angry cons, show the world you mean business and go Galt...forever! On the morning of Obama's inauguration, agree to a mass suicide from the safety of your homes. That'll show us, and you'll be spared the torturous 4 years(or more!!!!!!) under the brutal reign of Generalissimo Barack Hussein (he'll discard the last name after the inauguration, I read it somewhere).
2012-12-17 10:44:00 AM
1 votes:
No words, just a big, big grin when I deal with my ultraconservative co-workers and family today
2012-12-17 10:42:12 AM
1 votes:
I can hear Orly Taitz's screams from here.
2012-12-17 10:41:40 AM
1 votes:
reason.com
2012-12-17 10:39:45 AM
1 votes:
332 + 207 = 538?

"November 6 saw Obama pass the electoral threshold of 270 - from a total of 538 votes - as ballots from Ohio rolled in, besting Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney. Ultimately, Obama won 332 electoral votes, with 51% of the popular vote, to Romney's 207, with 47% of the popular vote."
2012-12-17 10:39:28 AM
1 votes:
That's just what the MSM wants you to believe.
2012-12-17 10:39:27 AM
1 votes:
4 more years!
 
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