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(CNN)   It's official Obama has won reelection   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 126
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2012-12-17 10:39:27 AM  
4 more years!
 
2012-12-17 10:39:28 AM  
That's just what the MSM wants you to believe.
 
2012-12-17 10:39:30 AM  
YEEEEEEE HAW!!!

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2012-12-17 10:39:45 AM  
332 + 207 = 538?

"November 6 saw Obama pass the electoral threshold of 270 - from a total of 538 votes - as ballots from Ohio rolled in, besting Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney. Ultimately, Obama won 332 electoral votes, with 51% of the popular vote, to Romney's 207, with 47% of the popular vote."
 
2012-12-17 10:39:54 AM  
Not yet it isn't.
 
2012-12-17 10:40:13 AM  
Congressional districts in every state choose an elector to cast the official ballot of the region. In most states electors must pledge to vote for the candidate who receives the majority of the vote in their state.

The day we decide to fix this will be the day after it gets abused. Man that'd be hilarious.
 
2012-12-17 10:40:19 AM  
Obama declared martial law & opened the FEMA camps? About time!
 
2012-12-17 10:40:25 AM  
NO! It's still possible that some of the electors will change their minds, and listen to the true Will of the People! Don't give up!
 
2012-12-17 10:40:27 AM  
Was there voter fraud? Did they have to show ID to vote? Or did urban electors steal the election.
 
2012-12-17 10:40:33 AM  
Traitors
 
2012-12-17 10:41:01 AM  
LET THE 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS BEGIN
 
2012-12-17 10:41:40 AM  
reason.com
 
2012-12-17 10:42:12 AM  
I can hear Orly Taitz's screams from here.
 
2012-12-17 10:42:19 AM  
forums.radioreference.com
 
2012-12-17 10:42:29 AM  
badLogic

Obama declared martial law & opened the FEMA camps? About time!

shhh, that's next election. Don't let the cat out of the bag.
 
2012-12-17 10:42:43 AM  
It's official Obama has usurped the throne again

FTFY, subby.
 
2012-12-17 10:43:17 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: YEEEEEEE HAW!!!

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He said "Obama", nor "Rick 'OOPS' Perry.....
 
2012-12-17 10:43:25 AM  
Good timing, I was almost out of conservative tears.
 
2012-12-17 10:43:40 AM  
Damn those urbans and poors, with their freebies and handouts. Also socialisms and like such as.
 
2012-12-17 10:44:00 AM  
No words, just a big, big grin when I deal with my ultraconservative co-workers and family today
 
2012-12-17 10:44:33 AM  

c152atn67: 332 + 207 = 538?

"November 6 saw Obama pass the electoral threshold of 270 - from a total of 538 votes - as ballots from Ohio rolled in, besting Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney. Ultimately, Obama won 332 electoral votes, with 51% of the popular vote, to Romney's 207, with 47% of the popular vote."


One of Obama's 332 was a very small Electoral Vote - Puerto Rico or DC or Nairobi or somewhere in Maine...
 
2012-12-17 10:45:01 AM  
Does this mean we can start force gay marrying our God-fearing neighbours to tranny Muslim socialists who live in communes whilst using the children of our newly legal brothels to build our abortion-powered pot cig rolling machines?
 
2012-12-17 10:45:14 AM  
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2012-12-17 10:45:27 AM  
Please, angry cons, show the world you mean business and go Galt...forever! On the morning of Obama's inauguration, agree to a mass suicide from the safety of your homes. That'll show us, and you'll be spared the torturous 4 years(or more!!!!!!) under the brutal reign of Generalissimo Barack Hussein (he'll discard the last name after the inauguration, I read it somewhere).
 
2012-12-17 10:45:58 AM  

Dr.Zom: I can hear Orly Taitz's screams from here.


For some reason, I always add an "n" mentally when reading her last name.

Its the damnedest thing ...
 
2012-12-17 10:47:13 AM  
Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.
 
2012-12-17 10:47:49 AM  
Wait til Jan 21st and he releases his real birth certificate.

That's when the hilarity starts.
 
2012-12-17 10:48:11 AM  

WTF Indeed: Does this mean we can start force gay marrying our God-fearing neighbours to tranny Muslim socialists who live in communes whilst using the children of our newly legal brothels to build our abortion-powered pot cig rolling machines?


You forgot the forced anal sex with trees, toddlers, and tigers.
 
2012-12-17 10:48:21 AM  
Good. Now we get about the business of forced abortions, welfare checks and food stamps for all, the criminalization of all guns, sharia law, and black helicopters like I was promised when I agreed to vote for the Kenyan.
 
2012-12-17 10:49:49 AM  
Impossible.

I was told on World Net Daily that they had it all figured out and that he wouldn't actually get the EVs.
 
2012-12-17 10:50:14 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Good. Now we get about the business of forced abortions, welfare checks and food stamps for all, the criminalization of all guns, sharia law, and black helicopters like I was promised when I agreed to vote for the Kenyan.


NOO They TAKING WAY MAH GUNS!!
 
2012-12-17 10:51:13 AM  

MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.


Oh, you will.... but it will be a Government job, because that is the only type of job that it will be legal to have.
 
2012-12-17 10:51:16 AM  

MFAWG: Not yet it isn't.


Wut?
 
2012-12-17 10:51:59 AM  

Dr Dreidel: c152atn67: 332 + 207 = 538?

"November 6 saw Obama pass the electoral threshold of 270 - from a total of 538 votes - as ballots from Ohio rolled in, besting Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney. Ultimately, Obama won 332 electoral votes, with 51% of the popular vote, to Romney's 207, with 47% of the popular vote."

One of Obama's 332 was a very small Electoral Vote - Puerto Rico or DC or Nairobi or somewhere in Maine...


Nah; it's Romney with one too many votes (should be 206). Either the person made a typo or there was a faithless elector (in which case Obama got 331 votes)

Or maybe it's like in 2004 when one dude decided to cast his presidential and vice presidential vote for Edwards, in which case I want to know who someone got to be a Republican Party elector loving Romney but hating Ryan.
 
2012-12-17 10:52:29 AM  

MonoChango: four more years of no economic growth


What, exactly, was going on in 2008?
 
2012-12-17 10:52:42 AM  

MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.


I'm sure you won't. Why would they keep employing somebody so paranoid and delusional?
 
2012-12-17 10:52:51 AM  
LET THE GODLESS HEATHEN DEBAUCHERY BEGIN!
 
2012-12-17 10:53:02 AM  
Unless I flunked reading comprehension, that story says only the electors are meeting today, and says nothing about the results of the vote. Given it's not yet 8 a.m. on the West Coast, I doubt anything is official yet.
 
2012-12-17 10:53:14 AM  

jayhawk88: NO! It's still possible that some of the electors will change their minds, and listen to the true Will of the People! Don't give up!


This! It's not too late for Real Americans to stop ACORN from stealing this election!
 
2012-12-17 10:53:51 AM  

MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.


You look like someone who could answer this, how long is the line to give Limbaugh/Beck/Hannity blowjobs?
 
2012-12-17 10:53:56 AM  
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Dear Preznit Obaphone.

I am writing you to let you know that your re-erection does not mean man dates. I don't want to date men. I also don't want mooselimbs. Moose are big and do not have thumbs. How will I be able to keep my job at the vest factory with no thumbs?!? We need our guns to shoot the moose so they don't take our limberties.

Potatoely yours,

Torg.

P.S. I saw you on the TV. You are very brown.
 
2012-12-17 10:54:35 AM  

Serious Black: WTF Indeed: Does this mean we can start force gay marrying our God-fearing neighbours to tranny Muslim socialists who live in communes whilst using the children of our newly legal brothels to build our abortion-powered pot cig rolling machines?

You forgot the forced anal sex with trees, toddlers, and tigers.


HOPE AND CHANGE HOPE AND CHANGE!

/hope for the anal tigers, change to tranny Muslim socialists with abortion powered pot cigs mid coitus
 
2012-12-17 10:56:07 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.

Oh, you will.... but it will be a Government job, because that is the only type of job that it will be legal to have.


Obama is truly amazing then. Do you really think he could pull this off in 1 year? Can you explain how he could accomplish this in such a short period of time?
 
2012-12-17 10:57:26 AM  

WTF Indeed: MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.

You look like someone who could answer this, how long is the line to give Limbaugh/Beck/Hannity blowjobs?


Non-existent if you're a female, very long if you're a Dominican boy who has oxycodone.
 
2012-12-17 10:58:19 AM  

EyeballKid: Please, angry cons, show the world you mean business and go Galt...forever! On the morning of Obama's inauguration, agree to a mass suicide from the safety of your homes. That'll show us, and you'll be spared the torturous 4 years(or more!!!!!!) under the brutal reign of Generalissimo Barack Hussein (he'll discard the last name after the inauguration, I read it somewhere).


Wow. Way to be classy.

/not butt hurt, not Republican
 
2012-12-17 10:58:35 AM  

Granny_Panties: Pants full of macaroni!!: MonoChango: Oh well... four more years of no economic growth and more invasive government. I just hope I will still have a job after next year.

Oh, you will.... but it will be a Government job, because that is the only type of job that it will be legal to have.

Obama is truly amazing then. Do you really think he could pull this off in 1 year? Can you explain how he could accomplish this in such a short period of time?


He's an authoritarian collectivist dictator. He can do whatever he wants to in a year.
 
2012-12-17 10:58:53 AM  
I'm still waiting for Obama to bus Chinese communists and homosexuals into my neighborhood to kill my fuzzy little puppies.
 
2012-12-17 11:00:03 AM  

JusticeandIndependence: MFAWG: Not yet it isn't.

Wut?


The article states they have to cast today. I don't think it has happened everywhere yet. There are probably still frantic last minute meetings in upper derpistan trying to decide if they want to attempt a coup
 
2012-12-17 11:00:46 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Unless I flunked reading comprehension, that story says only the electors are meeting today, and says nothing about the results of the vote. Given it's not yet 8 a.m. on the West Coast, I doubt anything is official yet.


Exactly. We still have time for our Prayers to reach the Electors so that they change their minds!
 
2012-12-17 11:02:35 AM  
Does this mean bye bye Texas?
 
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