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(Daily Mail)   Michael Douglas son beaten up in prison. "Had rod inserted" the Daily Mail adds   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 19
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mjg
2012-12-17 11:54:56 AM
4 votes:
thepopfix.com

"He had A Rod inserted"
/ftfy
2012-12-17 11:12:11 AM
3 votes:

Centerpoint: My tennis shoes were stolen, why didn't that make the news?


Tweakers get sneakers?
2012-12-17 11:11:34 AM
3 votes:
www.moviefancentral.com

Legs look fine now.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-12-17 09:43:00 AM
3 votes:
www.primaryignition.com 

One...hundred...dollars.
2012-12-17 10:55:41 AM
2 votes:
www.anvari.org
2012-12-17 02:58:37 PM
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: Remember folks rape is a horrible crime that shouldn't be joked about unless it's prison rape then it's hilarious.


FTFY
2012-12-17 12:42:39 PM
1 votes:

orbister: vudukungfu: That's not humerus.

I hope you'e not trying to tibialise his suffering. That would be very unhip.


you guys are ribbing me
2012-12-17 12:40:41 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: That's not humerus.


I hope you'e not trying to tibialise his suffering. That would be very unhip.
2012-12-17 12:17:58 PM
1 votes:
They call it a "Beecher" (OZ ref.)
2012-12-17 12:11:22 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Snausages75: FTFA: "'He broke his femur,"

See, here's where the passive voice is handy, folks. I would say he had nothing to do with breaking his own femur. I do believe that would be his fellow inmates beating the shiat out of him that broke his femur.

That's not humerus.


It is too. I wouldn't fibia.
2012-12-17 11:55:07 AM
1 votes:

Snausages75: FTFA: "'He broke his femur,"

See, here's where the passive voice is handy, folks. I would say he had nothing to do with breaking his own femur. I do believe that would be his fellow inmates beating the shiat out of him that broke his femur.


That's not humerus.
2012-12-17 11:31:58 AM
1 votes:

seapig: JackieRabbit: Incarceration for drug offenses works so well in preventing drug offenses....

Well, if it was sarcasm, it still doesn't make what you said untrue. Addiction isn't a criminal matter; it really is a medical issue, so filling up prisons with drug offenders isn't really doing anyone any good. 99% of those guys are just gonna get high again as soon as they are released. If they want to prevent people from using drugs or committing crimes in the pursuit of acquiring drugs, they need to address the underlying issues that cause people to use in the first place, and prison isn't the place to do it. They are basically adult day care centers; they don't have any programs that really do the convicts any good. And I speak from experience; I've had plenty of family members in jail and a fiance who's there right now and instead of utilizing the man power and trying to rehabilitate or do something to change the way these guys think or behave, they just keep them locked in a cage with nothing to do all day.

I've always been in favor of allowing certain criminals to serve out their sentence in the military instead of in a jail cell because at least the military can whip them into shape and give them a career and way to make money LEGITIMATELY. Obviously not violent offenders, but those who are in for dealing drugs or possession or whatever...doesn't that seem like a much more viable option for them? Instead of sending over kids and people who actually DO have something to lose, we can send people who genuinely NEED the kind of instruction and structure that a military career can provide and it actually WILL address some of the issues that lead to said convict using drugs or selling drugs in the first place.

But yeah...prison isn't the place for drug offenders. They need some sort of rehabilitation program, counseling, psychiatric help, etc. because if you don't address the issues that cause people to use in the first place, then they're just gonna continue to use whe ...


Prison isn't the place for most anyone. Like you, I know quite a few people who have spent time there, and I've never seen it do a bit of good. Even if it's "keeping them off the streets" they tend to come back out worse than they were before. The worst is seeing people incarcerated over marijuana who end up in bloody gangs.
GCD
2012-12-17 11:24:12 AM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

What the hell does that tattoo say? TINK?
2012-12-17 11:06:40 AM
1 votes:

Private_Citizen: Broke his femur. Owww. Just, Owww.

/He should have offered $200 for them to leave him alone!


$201 Bob
2012-12-17 11:05:49 AM
1 votes:
So, he was romancing the bone?
2012-12-17 11:02:22 AM
1 votes:
Rod's not too happy about this either.
2012-12-17 11:00:43 AM
1 votes:
How unfortunate for Matthew Mcconaughey.
2012-12-17 10:23:57 AM
1 votes:
But last year he was sentenced to an additional four and a half years for smuggling in heroin and a prescription narcotic while at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Pennsylvania.
i.imgur.com

I would really like to know how they managed to move the building from Park Row in downtown Manhattan all the way to Pennsylvania, along with the Municipal Building behind it. That's some amazing engineering feat!
2012-12-17 09:17:29 AM
1 votes:
The poor guy has his femur broken and all you've got is a prison rape fantasy, subby?

Keep it to yourself.

Shame on you.
 
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