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(Digital Journal)   Mother of Connecticut school gunman was a paranoid survivalist whom was stockpiling guns and food in preparation of the upcoming global collapse   (digitaljournal.com) divider line 789
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2012-12-17 08:52:06 AM  
So a Teabagger then
 
2012-12-17 09:12:21 AM  
Police say that when his body was found, he carried a third semi-automatic pistol in his military-style cargo pants

Clearly, we need to ban military style cargo pants.
 
2012-12-17 09:18:14 AM  
Glenn Beck seen smiling and nodding slowly.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-12-17 09:30:58 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Police say that when his body was found, he carried a third semi-automatic pistol in his military-style cargo pants

Clearly, we need to ban military style cargo pants.


If the victims had had military style cargo pants this wouldn't have happened.
 
2012-12-17 09:51:50 AM  

El_Frijole_Blanco: So a Teabagger then

 
2012-12-17 09:53:00 AM  
She gets the fail award of the year for believing that having assault weapons in her home would make her safe. Now that entire community is paying for her ignorance.
 
2012-12-17 09:54:41 AM  
If only she had more guns, she might've been safer.
 
2012-12-17 09:55:37 AM  

Sleeping Monkey: She gets the fail award of the year for believing that having assault weapons in her home would make her safe. Now that entire community is paying for her ignorance.


If she had them properly secured in a gun safe, she wouldn't have been able to get them out in time to repel the coming North Korean invasion.
 
2012-12-17 09:56:03 AM  
Nancy Lanza was reportedly "struggling to hold herself together and had been stockpiling food, water and guns in the large home she shared with her 20-year-old son in Connecticut.

"Mrs Lanza, 52, was a 'prepper' - so called because they are preparing for a breakdown in civilized society - who apparently became obsessed with guns and taught Adam and his older brother, Ryan, how to shoot, even taking them to local ranges."


The apple did not fall far from the tree, it does appear.
 
2012-12-17 09:57:18 AM  
Well, at least she got to exemplify having her guns taken from her cold dead hands.

Vive la Heston!
 
2012-12-17 09:57:54 AM  
Survivalist? Oh please........

Yeah, cause you know, when society breaks down, the first things the Godless Sodomite Philistines will come for are the homes valued around $600k and up 

Connecticut shooter Adam Lanza and family members revealed
(examiner.com)
 
2012-12-17 09:59:15 AM  
Well... The important thing is that her 2nd Amendment rights weren't infringed upon. That would have been the real tragedy here, and we should be thankful that she died free.
 
2012-12-17 10:00:57 AM  

homelessdude: Survivalist? Oh please........

Yeah, cause you know, when society breaks down, the first things the Godless Sodomite Philistines will come for are the homes valued around $600k and up 

Connecticut shooter Adam Lanza and family members revealed
(examiner.com)


 
Why wasn't that crazy lady more logical?
 
2012-12-17 10:03:29 AM  
First rule of surviving total societal breakdown: surviving until society breaks down.
 
2012-12-17 10:04:08 AM  
Guess she was going it wrong.
 
2012-12-17 10:07:31 AM  
Court ordered mandatory psychological exams, then involuntary institutionalisation.

We are allowing too many whack jobs to roam freely.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-12-17 10:10:53 AM  

homelessdude: Survivalist? Oh please........

Yeah, cause you know, when society breaks down, the first things the Godless Sodomite Philistines will come for are the homes valued around $600k and up 

Connecticut shooter Adam Lanza and family members revealed
(examiner.com)


What sort of survivalist thinks a house in a suburb is the place to survive the collapse of civilization? What do they think? That they are going to fight their way to Safeway to get food?
 
2012-12-17 10:12:54 AM  

SlothB77: First rule of surviving total societal breakdown: surviving until society breaks down.


wow... i actually agreed with that.
 
2012-12-17 10:13:30 AM  

Sleeping Monkey: She gets the fail award of the year for believing that having assault weapons in her home would make her safe. Now that entire community is paying for her ignorance.


Cadaver Trial, anyone?
 
2012-12-17 10:15:12 AM  
maybe the press can stop covering stupid stories like the Mayan apocalypse.

get rid of shows like the Walking Dead too while you are at it.
 
2012-12-17 10:18:31 AM  

vpb: homelessdude: Survivalist? Oh please........

Yeah, cause you know, when society breaks down, the first things the Godless Sodomite Philistines will come for are the homes valued around $600k and up 

Connecticut shooter Adam Lanza and family members revealed
(examiner.com)

What sort of survivalist thinks a house in a suburb is the place to survive the collapse of civilization? What do they think? That they are going to fight their way to Safeway to get food?


Their basement is probably packed with food and supplies.
 
2012-12-17 10:18:53 AM  

Since she divorced Peter, Nancy has had no need to work because she receives $200,000 in support from Peter Lanza


2%er problems.
 
2012-12-17 10:19:38 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: maybe the press can stop covering stupid stories like the Mayan apocalypse.

get rid of shows like the Walking Dead too while you are at it.



Agreed
 
2012-12-17 10:20:20 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: maybe the press can stop covering stupid stories like the Mayan apocalypse.

get rid of shows like the Walking Dead too while you are at it.


hey, I like those stories!

on a more serious note - not all preppers are crazy, but a lot of crazy people are preppers. given the situation after hurricane katrina or again after hurricane sandy...preparing for a long term disruption of power and food distribution systems is starting to look like plain common sense and not an indication of crazy loonie toons insanity.
 
2012-12-17 10:24:17 AM  
Rich white people have lost their gotdamn minds!
 
2012-12-17 10:25:39 AM  

Weaver95: tenpoundsofcheese: maybe the press can stop covering stupid stories like the Mayan apocalypse.

get rid of shows like the Walking Dead too while you are at it.

hey, I like those stories!


Yes, let's eliminate the First Amendment to protect the Second.
 
2012-12-17 10:26:03 AM  

minoridiot: Since she divorced Peter, Nancy has had no need to work because she receives $200,000 in support from Peter Lanza.


We either need to ban rich people, the unemployed, or single mothers. I'm trying to decide which.
 
2012-12-17 10:27:25 AM  

Weaver95: tenpoundsofcheese: maybe the press can stop covering stupid stories like the Mayan apocalypse.

get rid of shows like the Walking Dead too while you are at it.

hey, I like those stories!

on a more serious note - not all preppers are crazy, but a lot of crazy people are preppers. given the situation after hurricane katrina or again after hurricane sandy...preparing for a long term disruption of power and food distribution systems is starting to look like plain common sense and not an indication of crazy loonie toons insanity.


Sure but do you need Kevlar and an arsenal to withstand a bad Nor'easter
 
2012-12-17 10:28:24 AM  
I also heard that he was wearing a lot of pouches, which means we need to ban Rob Liefeld.
 
2012-12-17 10:29:22 AM  

FlashHarry: SlothB77: First rule of surviving total societal breakdown: surviving until society breaks down.

wow... i actually agreed with that.


Guns may be one topic we actually agree with each other on.
 
2012-12-17 10:30:19 AM  

El_Frijole_Blanco: Weaver95: tenpoundsofcheese: maybe the press can stop covering stupid stories like the Mayan apocalypse.

get rid of shows like the Walking Dead too while you are at it.

hey, I like those stories!

on a more serious note - not all preppers are crazy, but a lot of crazy people are preppers. given the situation after hurricane katrina or again after hurricane sandy...preparing for a long term disruption of power and food distribution systems is starting to look like plain common sense and not an indication of crazy loonie toons insanity.

Sure but do you need Kevlar and an arsenal to withstand a bad Nor'easter


after some of the stories that came out after Katrina and NOLA....I'd want to make sure I could bunker down for a while too. cops shooting civilians, looting, no government in sight....i'm just saying that some level of personal protection isn't unreasonable. it depends on where you live tho, some neighborhoods are going to be better able to withstand long term disruptions than others.
 
2012-12-17 10:30:57 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Police say that when his body was found, he carried a third semi-automatic pistol in his military-style cargo pants

Clearly, we need to ban military style cargo pants.



Old Navy Surplus!
 
2012-12-17 10:31:57 AM  

homelessdude: Connecticut shooter Adam Lanza and family members revealed
(examiner.com)


...and lived with his mother at 36 Yogananda Street in Newtown




Yoganandaji weeps....
 
2012-12-17 10:32:31 AM  

PreMortem: Court ordered mandatory psychological exams, then involuntary institutionalisation.

We are allowing too many whack jobs to roam freely.



Think of the number of Farkers who would suddenly be free to post 24/7 from a padded cell on government paid for laptops...
 
2012-12-17 10:33:43 AM  

SlothB77: Nancy Lanza was reportedly "struggling to hold herself together and had been stockpiling food, water and guns in the large home she shared with her 20-year-old son in Connecticut.

"Mrs Lanza, 52, was a 'prepper' - so called because they are preparing for a breakdown in civilized society - who apparently became obsessed with guns and taught Adam and his older brother, Ryan, how to shoot, even taking them to local ranges."

The apple did not fall far from the tree, it does appear.


Not if it knows what's good for it.

Oh, sure, I'll give it a head start. If it tries to escape by rolling downhill, though, it's BLAMMO! Applesauce everywhere!
 
2012-12-17 10:35:39 AM  

Diogenes: Weaver95: tenpoundsofcheese: maybe the press can stop covering stupid stories like the Mayan apocalypse.

get rid of shows like the Walking Dead too while you are at it.

hey, I like those stories!

Yes, let's eliminate the First Amendment to protect the Second.


I didn't say that the government should step in an stop it.

The press and hollywood could have a bit of restraint and not put out those stories or those types of shows.
 
2012-12-17 10:38:19 AM  

El_Frijole_Blanco: So a Teabagger Mormon then


FTFY
 
2012-12-17 10:38:22 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Diogenes: Weaver95: tenpoundsofcheese: maybe the press can stop covering stupid stories like the Mayan apocalypse.

get rid of shows like the Walking Dead too while you are at it.

hey, I like those stories!

Yes, let's eliminate the First Amendment to protect the Second.

I didn't say that the government should step in an stop it.

The press and hollywood could have a bit of restraint and not put out those stories or those types of shows.


So could gun owners. No provision is absolute.
 
2012-12-17 10:38:29 AM  
Wait, I thought it was video games that did this?  Or maybe immunizations caused his autism/mental health issues?  Or was it that he was taking college courses at age 16?
 
2012-12-17 10:42:58 AM  

Raharu: Glenn Beck seen smiling and nodding slowly.


why? I thought he is promoting gun safes on his show.

would have been good if her guns were locked up.
 
2012-12-17 10:43:19 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese:

I didn't say that the government should step in an stop it.

The press and hollywood could have a bit of restraint and not put out those stories or those types of shows.


but I thought you were against interfering in the free market...?
 
2012-12-17 10:43:26 AM  

Mentat: I also heard that he was wearing a lot of pouches, which means we need to ban Rob Liefeld.



I've been saying this for years.
 
2012-12-17 10:44:20 AM  

SnarfVader: El_Frijole_Blanco: So a Teabagger Mormon then

FTFY


I've gotta say, there are a lot of Mormon teabaggers. But we're talking about Connecticut, not Utah or Idaho or Arizona. I'll bet she was just crackers. Also, most Mormons put more emphasis on food and water storage, and sometimes even ham radio usage, than getting worked up about gun porn. The ones I know who are packing are packing silently (talked to two middle-aged Mormon ladies over the weekend who both have CCW, and you'd never guess).
 
2012-12-17 10:44:27 AM  

Diogenes: tenpoundsofcheese: Diogenes: Weaver95: tenpoundsofcheese: maybe the press can stop covering stupid stories like the Mayan apocalypse.

get rid of shows like the Walking Dead too while you are at it.

hey, I like those stories!

Yes, let's eliminate the First Amendment to protect the Second.

I didn't say that the government should step in an stop it.

The press and hollywood could have a bit of restraint and not put out those stories or those types of shows.

So could gun owners. No provision is absolute.


sure. it isn't as if there is only one thing wrong.
but the press and hollywood do seem to their end of world stories and their violent shows.
 
2012-12-17 10:51:28 AM  

SnarfVader: El_Frijole_Blanco: So a Teabagger Mormon then

FTFY


Often the same thing
 
2012-12-17 10:53:23 AM  
How exactly owning a long list of devices that are primarily designed to kill makes you safer is anyone's guess.
 
2012-12-17 10:54:28 AM  

I_C_Weener: Marcus Aurelius: Police say that when his body was found, he carried a third semi-automatic pistol in his military-style cargo pants

Clearly, we need to ban military style cargo pants.


Old Navy Surplus!



Old Navy Surplus!!!  Nothing?  Not one goddamn "funny" click?
 
2012-12-17 11:10:35 AM  

FlashHarry: SlothB77: First rule of surviving total societal breakdown: surviving until society breaks down.

wow... i actually agreed with that.


Wow, totally surprising. First rule of not starving is eating! You can get with that, right?
 
2012-12-17 11:11:33 AM  
Gee, who would have thought that being a paranoid survivalist stockpiling guns with a mentally disturbed child in the house would end up being a really stupid idea. I wish this woman wasn't dead because if her son hadn't shot her first, I'd be demanding her ass be put on trial for all 26 dead bodies her son racked up. She helped create the monster, she should have been made to pay for it.
 
2012-12-17 11:17:02 AM  

jaylectricity: FlashHarry: SlothB77: First rule of surviving total societal breakdown: surviving until society breaks down.

wow... i actually agreed with that.

Wow, totally surprising. First rule of not starving is eating! You can get with that, right?


I'm sorry, you are breaking the first rule of Eat Club.
 
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