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(TMZ)   Honey Boo Boo's popularity has caused a surge in the sale of "Hillbilly Porn"   (tmz.com) divider line 35
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2012-12-17 10:25:04 AM  
20 votes:

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


www.netquake.net
2012-12-17 04:43:55 PM  
14 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com
2012-12-17 10:46:10 AM  
10 votes:
dakiniland.files.wordpress.com

♫ fap-fap-FAP-fap, FAP-fap, FAP-fap, faaaaappp.....  ♫
2012-12-17 10:30:15 AM  
10 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
Woodja boys all dun lube-up fer thuh money shot?
2012-12-17 10:34:27 AM  
6 votes:

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


2.bp.blogspot.com

media.kickstatic.com

/btw, it's Tex Avery's "Little Rural Riding Hood"
2012-12-17 10:36:03 AM  
3 votes:
This pic may be 'shopped.

ll-media.tmz.com
2012-12-17 10:32:09 AM  
3 votes:
Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.
2012-12-17 10:29:12 AM  
3 votes:

MN8: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

GIS is your friend. SS off please.


Alright. I work from home. I'm going in.
2012-12-17 01:33:29 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-17 12:25:52 PM  
2 votes:

ManRay: Does anyone really want to see someone that looks like the Honey Boo Boo Mom getting it on? She looks like at a thumb with a face on it.


www.oentertainment.com

Video...
2012-12-17 11:55:28 AM  
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

What Hillbilly porn may look like.

/GIS for this took some willpower.
2012-12-17 11:44:46 AM  
2 votes:
As a proud rural american, I should tell you that we prefer the term "hicksploitation".

www.t-nation.com
and this is how I like to picture hillbilly porn. Holy frijoles.
2012-12-17 11:41:26 AM  
2 votes:
Did a GIS for hillbilly pron and all I got was this:

ideagirlconsulting.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-17 10:40:02 AM  
2 votes:

Millennium: First: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Second: How much must the folks who canceled Animaniacs be kicking themselves right now? Here Comes Chicken Boo-Boo would be the most awesome sketch ever.


Good idea.
Bad idea.
2012-12-17 10:38:03 AM  
2 votes:
First: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Second: How much must the folks who canceled Animaniacs be kicking themselves right now? Here Comes Chicken Boo-Boo would be the most awesome sketch ever.
2012-12-17 10:37:53 AM  
2 votes:
Well doggies!

s3-ak.buzzfed.com
2012-12-17 10:37:42 AM  
2 votes:
Glad to see Sarah Palin and her brood will have something to make ends meet.
2012-12-17 04:10:21 PM  
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: [img211.imageshack.us image 400x300]

i'm the hated milk machine
no one likes me now
i was doing what i'm told
he was trying to be bold
why can't people keep their willies out of holes


24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-17 04:00:57 PM  
1 votes:
img211.imageshack.us

i'm the hated milk machine
no one likes me now
i was doing what i'm told
he was trying to be bold
why can't people keep their willies out of holes
2012-12-17 01:51:40 PM  
1 votes:

syberpud: freewill: DubyaHater: Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.

FTA: "America's obsession with hillbillies"

I think they mean "hillbillies' obsession with hillbillies".

Nope, it's more like "urbanites obsession with freak shows". Like the Victorians who showcased medical oddities as "science lectures" it's people who consider themselves hip, urbane and cultured who like to look down on rural classes (hillbillies, rednecks, etc.). It's a socially acceptable freak show.


More like a sympton of an effete society. Some men might cope with their emasculation by fantasizing about women who, in all likelihood, would find them too effeminate to consider as a sexual partner. Others might strongly identify with a Ned Beatty character and, as in the case of bigots masturbating to inter-racial cuckold porn, attain sexual gratification by being shamed with their own inadequacy. If one is an actual hillbilly, it should be relatively easy to live out a Deliverance scenario, if one isn't, one will have to squeal like a pig at home, alone, with a dvd.
2012-12-17 12:17:59 PM  
1 votes:
The first thing I thought of when I read this headline: Eating corn straight from the can. Interwebs veterans will know the image of which I speak.
2012-12-17 12:04:15 PM  
1 votes:
Call me when the get to Waffle House Porn
Gang bang breakfast special....
2012-12-17 11:52:18 AM  
1 votes:
Oh darling, of course you can touch my cletus, I mean clitoris
2012-12-17 11:34:33 AM  
1 votes:
verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-17 11:12:43 AM  
1 votes:
Not news: Honey Boo Boo fans are dumb enough to pay for porn.
2012-12-17 11:11:07 AM  
1 votes:
So in gay hillbilly porn do they call santorum 'runny doo doo'?
2012-12-17 11:04:57 AM  
1 votes:

freewill: // Have been trying to rescue one in the g/f's family for years. Still can't get her to stop dating fast food cooks.


Well, where do you expect her to get her dinner from otherwise?

/feel a little bad for typing that...
2012-12-17 10:53:44 AM  
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: The girls on the cover don't look like any redneck I've ever seen.


There are actually a surprising number of, er, "country girls" who look like that. Unfortunately, they're mainly attracted to joblessness and a criminal record.

/ Not so much "bad boys" as straight-up "losers".
// Have been trying to rescue one in the g/f's family for years. Still can't get her to stop dating fast food cooks.
2012-12-17 10:44:18 AM  
1 votes:
Of course the sale of redneck/hillbilly type porn is up, the only people who still pay for porn is poor white trash who live so far out in the sticks they cant get a decent internet connection.
2012-12-17 10:30:41 AM  
1 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: MN8: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

GIS is your friend. SS off please.

Alright. I work from home. I'm going in.


We're all behind you.

WAYYYY behind you.
2012-12-17 10:28:22 AM  
1 votes:

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Presumably you have never heard of "Rule 34"?
2012-12-17 10:27:52 AM  
1 votes:

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Gummers, drinking mountain dew from a baby bottle, and meth.
2012-12-17 10:25:44 AM  
1 votes:

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Donkey style?
2012-12-17 10:23:46 AM  
1 votes:
So gross.
2012-12-17 10:23:42 AM  
1 votes:
I'm not sure I want to know.

And I have very diverse porn tastes.
 
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