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(TMZ)   Honey Boo Boo's popularity has caused a surge in the sale of "Hillbilly Porn"   ( ) divider line
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20558 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Dec 2012 at 10:20 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-17 11:01:30 AM  
5 votes:
2012-12-17 04:43:55 PM  
3 votes:
2012-12-17 10:38:03 AM  
3 votes:

Second: How much must the folks who canceled Animaniacs be kicking themselves right now? Here Comes Chicken Boo-Boo would be the most awesome sketch ever.
2012-12-17 10:22:54 AM  
3 votes:
what the fark is hillbilly porn?
2012-12-17 11:45:42 AM  
2 votes:

freewill: DubyaHater: Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.

FTA: "America's obsession with hillbillies"

I think they mean "hillbillies' obsession with hillbillies".

Nope, it's more like "urbanites obsession with freak shows". Like the Victorians who showcased medical oddities as "science lectures" it's people who consider themselves hip, urbane and cultured who like to look down on rural classes (hillbillies, rednecks, etc.). It's a socially acceptable freak show.
2012-12-17 03:48:51 PM  
1 vote:
I am presuming that Hillbilly porn would involve:

Group A
- Large rural boys
- Large breasted daughters/wives/grandmothers
- Cousins
- Random relatives
- Revenuers

Group B
- Moonshine
- pickup trucks
- Shotguns
- Farm animals
- Overalls
- Confederate flag (stars and bars)
- Poverty
- ponds
- woods
- barns

Mix in 1 or more of these elements from group A and 3 or more elements from Group B and there you go
2012-12-17 12:17:59 PM  
1 vote:
The first thing I thought of when I read this headline: Eating corn straight from the can. Interwebs veterans will know the image of which I speak.
2012-12-17 11:44:46 AM  
1 vote:
As a proud rural american, I should tell you that we prefer the term "hicksploitation".
and this is how I like to picture hillbilly porn. Holy frijoles.
2012-12-17 11:11:14 AM  
1 vote:

blatz514: This pic may be 'shopped.

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Isn't that the "Made in Georgia" girl from the Archer cartoon production company?
2012-12-17 11:04:57 AM  
1 vote:

freewill: // Have been trying to rescue one in the g/f's family for years. Still can't get her to stop dating fast food cooks.

Well, where do you expect her to get her dinner from otherwise?

/feel a little bad for typing that...
2012-12-17 10:52:02 AM  
1 vote:
i hope child porn downloads aren't on the rise too
2012-12-17 10:44:18 AM  
1 vote:
Of course the sale of redneck/hillbilly type porn is up, the only people who still pay for porn is poor white trash who live so far out in the sticks they cant get a decent internet connection.
2012-12-17 10:32:09 AM  
1 vote:
Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.
2012-12-17 10:30:38 AM  
1 vote:
I remember a bunch of us watching "The Beverly Thrillbillies" in my university days. We ended up having to turn it off after about 9 min, it was so bad.
2012-12-17 10:29:31 AM  
1 vote:

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

I dunno, but it doesn't sound appealing to me.
2012-12-17 10:27:56 AM  
1 vote:
So, people are looking for farmer's daughter in the hay behind the barn scenarios where the preview caption mentions incest or sister or something?
2012-12-17 10:23:42 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure I want to know.

And I have very diverse porn tastes.
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