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(TMZ)   Honey Boo Boo's popularity has caused a surge in the sale of "Hillbilly Porn"   (tmz.com) divider line 158
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2012-12-17 10:54:38 AM  
Does anyone really want to see someone that looks like the Honey Boo Boo Mom getting it on? She looks like at a thumb with a face on it.

I understand wanting to see something for the novelty value, but regular consumption? No way.
 
2012-12-17 10:55:27 AM  
No love for Country Comfort?
 
2012-12-17 11:00:51 AM  
I don't understand how anyone can sit through that show. I've seen her pop up on a couple of talk shows, and I was sufficiently annoyed for just those 5 minutes.

Could you imagine being a cameraman, or one of the editors?! I would probably drop dead of a brain aneurysm.
 
2012-12-17 11:01:30 AM  
Interestingly enough, they have already secured Here Cums Honey Boo Boo as her first porn title...


/yes, I went there
 
2012-12-17 11:01:30 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-17 11:03:34 AM  

Gunny Highway: Millennium: First: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Second: How much must the folks who canceled Animaniacs be kicking themselves right now? Here Comes Chicken Boo-Boo would be the most awesome sketch ever.

Good idea.
Bad idea.


Wheel of Morality: turn, turn, turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!
 
2012-12-17 11:03:57 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Also, the titles they mentioned aren't exactly what I would call "hillbilly" porn, I couldn't find "safe for work" covers for the other two, but this one looks like your average porn movie to me. The girls on the cover don't look like any redneck I've ever seen.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 299x480]


It's like fantasy lesbians vs. reality lesbians. People want the fantasy, not reality.
 
2012-12-17 11:04:57 AM  

freewill: // Have been trying to rescue one in the g/f's family for years. Still can't get her to stop dating fast food cooks.


Well, where do you expect her to get her dinner from otherwise?

/feel a little bad for typing that...
 
2012-12-17 11:05:55 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: freewill: // Have been trying to rescue one in the g/f's family for years. Still can't get her to stop dating fast food cooks.

Well, where do you expect her to get her dinner from otherwise?

/feel a little bad for typing that...


Cheesecake Factory
 
2012-12-17 11:07:01 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: Well, where do you expect her to get her dinner from otherwise?


*head*desk*

We've just barely got her to the point where she's starting to realize that access to Medicaid is not a very good reason to remain unemployed forever.
 
2012-12-17 11:07:12 AM  
Google "Shake that bear"
 
2012-12-17 11:08:09 AM  
Don't call it a comeback.
 
2012-12-17 11:11:07 AM  
So in gay hillbilly porn do they call santorum 'runny doo doo'?
 
2012-12-17 11:11:14 AM  

blatz514: This pic may be 'shopped.

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Isn't that the "Made in Georgia" girl from the Archer cartoon production company?
 
2012-12-17 11:11:48 AM  
HeeHaw girls? I'm in.
 
2012-12-17 11:12:43 AM  
Not news: Honey Boo Boo fans are dumb enough to pay for porn.
 
2012-12-17 11:21:54 AM  
 
2012-12-17 11:22:48 AM  

Pair-o-Dice: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

Donkey style?


You magnificent bastard...
 
2012-12-17 11:23:38 AM  

blatz514: This pic may be 'shopped.

[ll-media.tmz.com image 550x480]


Yeah, I could tell from the way the flag seems to be sunlit but they're INSIDE A ROOM wtf?!
 
2012-12-17 11:29:42 AM  
Y'all cum back now, you hear.
 
2012-12-17 11:31:46 AM  
Farm Lessons.
 
2012-12-17 11:34:33 AM  
verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-17 11:37:27 AM  

blatz514: This pic may be 'shopped.

[ll-media.tmz.com image 550x480]


It's truly atrocious. I came to this thread specifically to see if it was mentioned.
There's just no excuse for that in this day and age.
 
2012-12-17 11:41:26 AM  
Did a GIS for hillbilly pron and all I got was this:

ideagirlconsulting.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-17 11:44:04 AM  
si0.twimg.com
 
2012-12-17 11:44:46 AM  
As a proud rural american, I should tell you that we prefer the term "hicksploitation".

www.t-nation.com
and this is how I like to picture hillbilly porn. Holy frijoles.
 
2012-12-17 11:45:42 AM  

freewill: DubyaHater: Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.

FTA: "America's obsession with hillbillies"

I think they mean "hillbillies' obsession with hillbillies".


Nope, it's more like "urbanites obsession with freak shows". Like the Victorians who showcased medical oddities as "science lectures" it's people who consider themselves hip, urbane and cultured who like to look down on rural classes (hillbillies, rednecks, etc.). It's a socially acceptable freak show.
 
2012-12-17 11:46:16 AM  
who sees a show about a Hillbilly child and is like "I WANNA MAKE ONE OF THOSE" LET ME WATCH SOME HILLBILLY PORN SO I CAN PRETEND IMPREGNATING ONE OF THOSE HILL BILLY TYPES
 
2012-12-17 11:47:07 AM  
PNSFW

What I imagine it is:

i758.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-17 11:48:46 AM  
really, no one?

24.media.tumblr.com

NSFW!
 
2012-12-17 11:49:28 AM  
Hillbilly porn?
What the?
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2012-12-17 11:52:18 AM  
Oh darling, of course you can touch my cletus, I mean clitoris
 
2012-12-17 11:53:19 AM  
Wut?
 
2012-12-17 11:55:28 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

What Hillbilly porn may look like.

/GIS for this took some willpower.
 
2012-12-17 12:04:15 PM  
Call me when the get to Waffle House Porn
Gang bang breakfast special....
 
2012-12-17 12:07:17 PM  

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Coming in honey poo poo?
Baiter Boys?
Romp People?
The Blue Baller Comedy Tour?
 
2012-12-17 12:08:31 PM  
When I think of hillbilly porn, Anna Nicole Smith comes to mind.

Although she'd probably be considered more redneck than hillbilly being from Texas and all.
 
2012-12-17 12:10:41 PM  

fireclown: As a proud rural american, I should tell you that we prefer the term "hicksploitation".

[www.t-nation.com image 360x301]
and this is how I like to picture hillbilly porn. Holy frijoles.


She is so damned hot. The Latina girl on that show is too.
 
2012-12-17 12:17:59 PM  
The first thing I thought of when I read this headline: Eating corn straight from the can. Interwebs veterans will know the image of which I speak.
 
2012-12-17 12:25:52 PM  

ManRay: Does anyone really want to see someone that looks like the Honey Boo Boo Mom getting it on? She looks like at a thumb with a face on it.


www.oentertainment.com

Video...
 
2012-12-17 12:26:42 PM  

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Tractor pulls and wrestling?
 
2012-12-17 12:37:12 PM  
Does it involve bear wrastlin'?
 
2012-12-17 12:52:09 PM  
Popular misconception.

In the south, they're called rednecks.

Hillbillies are from up north.

/now that you know/
 
2012-12-17 12:57:14 PM  
Yous taint never had a blow job till you had a tooffless blow job sun.
 
2012-12-17 01:05:22 PM  
There needs to be a porn titled "the south rises again. and again.."
 
2012-12-17 01:06:27 PM  

Somaticasual: There needs to be a porn titled "the south rises again. and again.."


Do not GIS "Southern Bukkake".

/ Or do. Whatever. NSFW.
 
2012-12-17 01:08:17 PM  

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Hoggin.
 
2012-12-17 01:10:48 PM  

brap: My grandfather, who was a renowned pervert, had the most complete CB radio-related pornography collection on the planet.
 
Yes, Rule 34 applies to pop culture too, only on a much grander scale.


Breaker Six Nine, Breaker Six Nine...
 
2012-12-17 01:24:00 PM  
Lemme tell ya story 'bout a man named Jed
Took Elly May and threw her on the bed
[don't remember third line]
Up through the ground came a bubblin' sperm ...


Fifth grade good times ...
 
2012-12-17 01:33:29 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
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