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2012-12-17 10:22:54 AM
what the fark is hillbilly porn?
 
2012-12-17 10:23:13 AM
:(
 
2012-12-17 10:23:42 AM
I'm not sure I want to know.

And I have very diverse porn tastes.
 
2012-12-17 10:23:46 AM
So gross.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-17 10:24:22 AM
no. just.. no. no.
 
2012-12-17 10:25:04 AM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


www.netquake.net
 
2012-12-17 10:25:10 AM
Sigh. So gross.
 
2012-12-17 10:25:30 AM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


I'm guessing Daisy Dukes, and fewer than the average number of teeth.
 
MN8
2012-12-17 10:25:32 AM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


GIS is your friend. SS off please.
 
2012-12-17 10:25:44 AM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Donkey style?
 
2012-12-17 10:27:52 AM
Meth is a helluva drug
 
2012-12-17 10:27:52 AM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Gummers, drinking mountain dew from a baby bottle, and meth.
 
2012-12-17 10:27:56 AM
So, people are looking for farmer's daughter in the hay behind the barn scenarios where the preview caption mentions incest or sister or something?
 
2012-12-17 10:28:22 AM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Presumably you have never heard of "Rule 34"?
 
2012-12-17 10:29:12 AM

MN8: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

GIS is your friend. SS off please.


Alright. I work from home. I'm going in.
 
2012-12-17 10:29:31 AM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


I dunno, but it doesn't sound appealing to me.
 
2012-12-17 10:30:15 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
Woodja boys all dun lube-up fer thuh money shot?
 
2012-12-17 10:30:16 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: MN8: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

GIS is your friend. SS off please.

Alright. I work from home. I'm going in.


Eh. Nothing all that special. A couple of nicely trashy girls who seem to be recognized as part of the niche, but nothing much impressive.
 
2012-12-17 10:30:38 AM
I remember a bunch of us watching "The Beverly Thrillbillies" in my university days. We ended up having to turn it off after about 9 min, it was so bad.
 
2012-12-17 10:30:41 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: MN8: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

GIS is your friend. SS off please.

Alright. I work from home. I'm going in.


We're all behind you.

WAYYYY behind you.
 
2012-12-17 10:31:49 AM
Correlation does not equal causation.
 
2012-12-17 10:32:09 AM
Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.
 
2012-12-17 10:33:24 AM
I'd already figured that Honey Boo Boo would be a stripper or doing porn when she was 18.
 
2012-12-17 10:34:06 AM

DubyaHater: Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.


Underage girls and their obese mothers are turn ons for hillbilly men.
 
2012-12-17 10:34:27 AM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


2.bp.blogspot.com

media.kickstatic.com

/btw, it's Tex Avery's "Little Rural Riding Hood"
 
2012-12-17 10:34:58 AM
: sigh :

if there were ever a reason for GA to have our own farktag, this little shiat would be top of the list.

/from GA and i hate everything to do with that show
 
2012-12-17 10:35:48 AM
Gumjobs for all!
 
2012-12-17 10:36:03 AM
This pic may be 'shopped.

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-12-17 10:37:42 AM
Glad to see Sarah Palin and her brood will have something to make ends meet.
 
2012-12-17 10:37:53 AM
Well doggies!

s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-17 10:38:03 AM
First: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Second: How much must the folks who canceled Animaniacs be kicking themselves right now? Here Comes Chicken Boo-Boo would be the most awesome sketch ever.
 
2012-12-17 10:38:43 AM
http://www.google.com/search?q=sexy+redneck&hl=en&client=ms-android-ve rizon&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=0zvPUKzXDaiS2QWlnICgBQ&ved=0C AgQ_AUoAQ&biw=360&bih=566#i=31

Lol
 
2012-12-17 10:39:14 AM

THX 1138: I remember a bunch of us watching "The Beverly Thrillbillies" in my university days. We ended up having to turn it off after about 9 min, it was so bad.


Try getting through Foreskin Gump. Whewy, that was tough.
 
2012-12-17 10:39:41 AM
Sorry...no html skillz on mobile.
 
2012-12-17 10:40:02 AM

Millennium: First: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Second: How much must the folks who canceled Animaniacs be kicking themselves right now? Here Comes Chicken Boo-Boo would be the most awesome sketch ever.


Good idea.
Bad idea.
 
2012-12-17 10:41:23 AM

imtheonlylp: : sigh :

if there were ever a reason for GA to have our own farktag, this little shiat would be top of the list.

/from GA and i hate everything to do with that show


In the couple episodes I saw, I kept watching to see if that train will finally hit their house. That could be helping the ratings.
 
2012-12-17 10:44:18 AM
Of course the sale of redneck/hillbilly type porn is up, the only people who still pay for porn is poor white trash who live so far out in the sticks they cant get a decent internet connection.
 
2012-12-17 10:46:10 AM
dakiniland.files.wordpress.com

♫ fap-fap-FAP-fap, FAP-fap, FAP-fap, faaaaappp.....  ♫
 
2012-12-17 10:49:30 AM

oldfarthenry: Woodja boys all dun lube-up fer thuh money shot?


That has to be the best use of a still, from the best Bugs cartoon EVER!
 
2012-12-17 10:49:54 AM

Millennium: First: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Second: How much must the folks who canceled Animaniacs be kicking themselves right now? Here Comes Chicken Boo-Boo would be the most awesome sketch ever.


It's a chicken, I tell you. A CHICKEN!!!

/Here Comes Katie Ka-Boom Boom?
 
2012-12-17 10:50:23 AM
I would actually watch TLC to see this. Only because I'd have to look, ya know, like looking at a train wreck, I'm not a sicko or anything.

/fap
 
2012-12-17 10:50:39 AM

DubyaHater: Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.


FTA: "America's obsession with hillbillies"

I think they mean "hillbillies' obsession with hillbillies".
 
2012-12-17 10:50:50 AM
Keywords- Obese, ugly, teen
 
2012-12-17 10:51:00 AM
Well, there's "Hillbilly Sex Clan" from the 70s. (Link, while Amazon, PNSFW due to starred out bewbs.) 

As a bonus, it also contains:
"Country Doc"
"Bare Country"
 
2012-12-17 10:51:05 AM
I can remember Ellie May Clampet, fapped to her many a night thinking of her in those tight jeans. If all hillbilly gals looked liked her I could become a convert
 
2012-12-17 10:51:17 AM
Also, the titles they mentioned aren't exactly what I would call "hillbilly" porn, I couldn't find "safe for work" covers for the other two, but this one looks like your average porn movie to me. The girls on the cover don't look like any redneck I've ever seen.

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-12-17 10:52:02 AM
i hope child porn downloads aren't on the rise too
 
2012-12-17 10:52:13 AM

Pair-o-Dice: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

Donkey style?


Thank you for putting that song parody into my head.

/off to find the brain bleach
 
2012-12-17 10:52:56 AM
My grandfather, who was a renowned pervert, had the most complete CB radio-related pornography collection on the planet.
 
Yes, Rule 34 applies to pop culture too, only on a much grander scale.
 
2012-12-17 10:53:44 AM

ReapTheChaos: The girls on the cover don't look like any redneck I've ever seen.


There are actually a surprising number of, er, "country girls" who look like that. Unfortunately, they're mainly attracted to joblessness and a criminal record.

/ Not so much "bad boys" as straight-up "losers".
// Have been trying to rescue one in the g/f's family for years. Still can't get her to stop dating fast food cooks.
 
2012-12-17 10:54:38 AM
Does anyone really want to see someone that looks like the Honey Boo Boo Mom getting it on? She looks like at a thumb with a face on it.

I understand wanting to see something for the novelty value, but regular consumption? No way.
 
2012-12-17 10:55:27 AM
No love for Country Comfort?
 
2012-12-17 11:00:51 AM
I don't understand how anyone can sit through that show. I've seen her pop up on a couple of talk shows, and I was sufficiently annoyed for just those 5 minutes.

Could you imagine being a cameraman, or one of the editors?! I would probably drop dead of a brain aneurysm.
 
2012-12-17 11:01:30 AM
Interestingly enough, they have already secured Here Cums Honey Boo Boo as her first porn title...


/yes, I went there
 
2012-12-17 11:01:30 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-17 11:03:34 AM

Gunny Highway: Millennium: First: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Second: How much must the folks who canceled Animaniacs be kicking themselves right now? Here Comes Chicken Boo-Boo would be the most awesome sketch ever.

Good idea.
Bad idea.


Wheel of Morality: turn, turn, turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!
 
2012-12-17 11:03:57 AM

ReapTheChaos: Also, the titles they mentioned aren't exactly what I would call "hillbilly" porn, I couldn't find "safe for work" covers for the other two, but this one looks like your average porn movie to me. The girls on the cover don't look like any redneck I've ever seen.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 299x480]


It's like fantasy lesbians vs. reality lesbians. People want the fantasy, not reality.
 
2012-12-17 11:04:57 AM

freewill: // Have been trying to rescue one in the g/f's family for years. Still can't get her to stop dating fast food cooks.


Well, where do you expect her to get her dinner from otherwise?

/feel a little bad for typing that...
 
2012-12-17 11:05:55 AM

CapeFearCadaver: freewill: // Have been trying to rescue one in the g/f's family for years. Still can't get her to stop dating fast food cooks.

Well, where do you expect her to get her dinner from otherwise?

/feel a little bad for typing that...


Cheesecake Factory
 
2012-12-17 11:07:01 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Well, where do you expect her to get her dinner from otherwise?


*head*desk*

We've just barely got her to the point where she's starting to realize that access to Medicaid is not a very good reason to remain unemployed forever.
 
2012-12-17 11:07:12 AM
Google "Shake that bear"
 
2012-12-17 11:08:09 AM
Don't call it a comeback.
 
2012-12-17 11:11:07 AM
So in gay hillbilly porn do they call santorum 'runny doo doo'?
 
2012-12-17 11:11:14 AM

blatz514: This pic may be 'shopped.

[ll-media.tmz.com image 550x480]



Isn't that the "Made in Georgia" girl from the Archer cartoon production company?
 
2012-12-17 11:11:48 AM
HeeHaw girls? I'm in.
 
2012-12-17 11:12:43 AM
Not news: Honey Boo Boo fans are dumb enough to pay for porn.
 
2012-12-17 11:21:54 AM
 
2012-12-17 11:22:48 AM

Pair-o-Dice: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

Donkey style?


You magnificent bastard...
 
2012-12-17 11:23:38 AM

blatz514: This pic may be 'shopped.

[ll-media.tmz.com image 550x480]


Yeah, I could tell from the way the flag seems to be sunlit but they're INSIDE A ROOM wtf?!
 
2012-12-17 11:29:42 AM
Y'all cum back now, you hear.
 
2012-12-17 11:31:46 AM
Farm Lessons.
 
2012-12-17 11:34:33 AM
verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-17 11:37:27 AM

blatz514: This pic may be 'shopped.

[ll-media.tmz.com image 550x480]


It's truly atrocious. I came to this thread specifically to see if it was mentioned.
There's just no excuse for that in this day and age.
 
2012-12-17 11:41:26 AM
Did a GIS for hillbilly pron and all I got was this:

ideagirlconsulting.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-17 11:44:04 AM
si0.twimg.com
 
2012-12-17 11:44:46 AM
As a proud rural american, I should tell you that we prefer the term "hicksploitation".

www.t-nation.com
and this is how I like to picture hillbilly porn. Holy frijoles.
 
2012-12-17 11:45:42 AM

freewill: DubyaHater: Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.

FTA: "America's obsession with hillbillies"

I think they mean "hillbillies' obsession with hillbillies".


Nope, it's more like "urbanites obsession with freak shows". Like the Victorians who showcased medical oddities as "science lectures" it's people who consider themselves hip, urbane and cultured who like to look down on rural classes (hillbillies, rednecks, etc.). It's a socially acceptable freak show.
 
2012-12-17 11:46:16 AM
who sees a show about a Hillbilly child and is like "I WANNA MAKE ONE OF THOSE" LET ME WATCH SOME HILLBILLY PORN SO I CAN PRETEND IMPREGNATING ONE OF THOSE HILL BILLY TYPES
 
2012-12-17 11:47:07 AM
PNSFW

What I imagine it is:

i758.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-17 11:48:46 AM
really, no one?

24.media.tumblr.com

NSFW!
 
2012-12-17 11:49:28 AM
Hillbilly porn?
What the?
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2012-12-17 11:52:18 AM
Oh darling, of course you can touch my cletus, I mean clitoris
 
2012-12-17 11:53:19 AM
Wut?
 
2012-12-17 11:55:28 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

What Hillbilly porn may look like.

/GIS for this took some willpower.
 
2012-12-17 12:04:15 PM
Call me when the get to Waffle House Porn
Gang bang breakfast special....
 
2012-12-17 12:07:17 PM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Coming in honey poo poo?
Baiter Boys?
Romp People?
The Blue Baller Comedy Tour?
 
2012-12-17 12:08:31 PM
When I think of hillbilly porn, Anna Nicole Smith comes to mind.

Although she'd probably be considered more redneck than hillbilly being from Texas and all.
 
2012-12-17 12:10:41 PM

fireclown: As a proud rural american, I should tell you that we prefer the term "hicksploitation".

[www.t-nation.com image 360x301]
and this is how I like to picture hillbilly porn. Holy frijoles.


She is so damned hot. The Latina girl on that show is too.
 
2012-12-17 12:17:59 PM
The first thing I thought of when I read this headline: Eating corn straight from the can. Interwebs veterans will know the image of which I speak.
 
2012-12-17 12:25:52 PM

ManRay: Does anyone really want to see someone that looks like the Honey Boo Boo Mom getting it on? She looks like at a thumb with a face on it.


www.oentertainment.com

Video...
 
2012-12-17 12:26:42 PM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Tractor pulls and wrestling?
 
2012-12-17 12:37:12 PM
Does it involve bear wrastlin'?
 
2012-12-17 12:52:09 PM
Popular misconception.

In the south, they're called rednecks.

Hillbillies are from up north.

/now that you know/
 
2012-12-17 12:57:14 PM
Yous taint never had a blow job till you had a tooffless blow job sun.
 
2012-12-17 01:05:22 PM
There needs to be a porn titled "the south rises again. and again.."
 
2012-12-17 01:06:27 PM

Somaticasual: There needs to be a porn titled "the south rises again. and again.."


Do not GIS "Southern Bukkake".

/ Or do. Whatever. NSFW.
 
2012-12-17 01:08:17 PM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Hoggin.
 
2012-12-17 01:10:48 PM

brap: My grandfather, who was a renowned pervert, had the most complete CB radio-related pornography collection on the planet.
 
Yes, Rule 34 applies to pop culture too, only on a much grander scale.


Breaker Six Nine, Breaker Six Nine...
 
2012-12-17 01:24:00 PM
Lemme tell ya story 'bout a man named Jed
Took Elly May and threw her on the bed
[don't remember third line]
Up through the ground came a bubblin' sperm ...


Fifth grade good times ...
 
2012-12-17 01:33:29 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-17 01:33:39 PM
A dollar makes 'em holler, for sure.
 
2012-12-17 01:51:40 PM

syberpud: freewill: DubyaHater: Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.

FTA: "America's obsession with hillbillies"

I think they mean "hillbillies' obsession with hillbillies".

Nope, it's more like "urbanites obsession with freak shows". Like the Victorians who showcased medical oddities as "science lectures" it's people who consider themselves hip, urbane and cultured who like to look down on rural classes (hillbillies, rednecks, etc.). It's a socially acceptable freak show.


More like a sympton of an effete society. Some men might cope with their emasculation by fantasizing about women who, in all likelihood, would find them too effeminate to consider as a sexual partner. Others might strongly identify with a Ned Beatty character and, as in the case of bigots masturbating to inter-racial cuckold porn, attain sexual gratification by being shamed with their own inadequacy. If one is an actual hillbilly, it should be relatively easy to live out a Deliverance scenario, if one isn't, one will have to squeal like a pig at home, alone, with a dvd.
 
2012-12-17 02:06:17 PM

ParadisePornoTheater: Lemme tell ya story 'bout a man named Jed
Took Elly May and threw her on the bed
[don't remember third line]
Up through the ground came a bubblin' sperm ...

Fifth grade good times ...


Ours was
Let me tell a little story bout a man named Jed
Had a lot of hair but it wasn't on his head
Then one day he was shootin at some food
And out from the woods came a red-headed nude.

...i think that was all.. couldn't stop laughing after that. And singing it over and over...
 
2012-12-17 02:27:17 PM
Awesome. After coming home from a hard day at work, the only porn I want to watch is people just like my patients getting it on. Then I can watch it and think "so that's what Mr. Cletus would look like if he was farking his lady from behind."

No, thanks. I'd rather make my own redneck porn, ya'll.
 
2012-12-17 02:33:00 PM

Parthenogenetic: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

[media.kickstatic.com image 720x480]

/btw, it's Tex Avery's "Little Rural Riding Hood"


Awesome.
 
2012-12-17 02:36:35 PM

GibbyTheMole: Belongs on the soundtrack of any hillbilly porn film.


HAH!

I just saw them play on Saturday in Carrboro! They were awesome, as always.

They didn't play that one but this one is specifically about hillbilly porn.
 
2012-12-17 02:37:51 PM
Im sure with this the fantasy and the reality would have a head on collision and have no survivors.
 
2012-12-17 02:38:52 PM

treecologist: GibbyTheMole: Belongs on the soundtrack of any hillbilly porn film.

HAH!

I just saw them play on Saturday in Carrboro! They were awesome, as always.

They didn't play that one but this one is specifically about hillbilly porn.


Oh, and I own the hat Rick Miller is wearing in this video - got it at a SCOTS Christmas show several years ago when they were throwing out stuff they didn't want any more.
 
2012-12-17 02:41:55 PM
Wow, no canned corn porn?
 
2012-12-17 03:15:22 PM
Well I suppose so if you like meth sores.
 
2012-12-17 03:36:49 PM
12 Folks at 12 Oaks?

i.imgur.com

/porn flakes!
//pour on the milk and they say, "snatch nipple crotch"
 
2012-12-17 03:48:51 PM
I am presuming that Hillbilly porn would involve:

Group A
- Large rural boys
- Large breasted daughters/wives/grandmothers
- Cousins
- Random relatives
- Revenuers

Group B
- Moonshine
- pickup trucks
- Shotguns
- Farm animals
- Overalls
- Confederate flag (stars and bars)
- Poverty
- ponds
- woods
- barns

Mix in 1 or more of these elements from group A and 3 or more elements from Group B and there you go
 
2012-12-17 03:57:00 PM

treecologist: GibbyTheMole: Belongs on the soundtrack of any hillbilly porn film.

HAH!

I just saw them play on Saturday in Carrboro! They were awesome, as always.

They didn't play that one but this one is specifically about hillbilly porn.


Anyone got a hillbilly snack cracker fetish? 

/Little Debbie, Little Debbie!
 
2012-12-17 03:57:57 PM

yanoosh: I can remember Ellie May Clampet, fapped to her many a night thinking of her in those tight jeans. If all hillbilly gals looked liked her I could become a convert


IIRC, they remade that movie in the 90s with the "two chicks at the same time" guy from Office Space playing the son and Erika Eleniak as Ellie Mae. Erika Eleniak was also the topless chick who popped out of the cake in Under Siege, and I think she was in Playboy at least once.

/in Under Siege with Tommy Lee Jones
//who was in Lonesome Dove with Robert Duvall
///who was in Days of Thunder with Tom Cruise
////who was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon
 
2012-12-17 04:00:57 PM
img211.imageshack.us

i'm the hated milk machine
no one likes me now
i was doing what i'm told
he was trying to be bold
why can't people keep their willies out of holes
 
2012-12-17 04:10:21 PM

Snapper Carr: [img211.imageshack.us image 400x300]

i'm the hated milk machine
no one likes me now
i was doing what i'm told
he was trying to be bold
why can't people keep their willies out of holes


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-17 04:11:23 PM

Snapper Carr: [img211.imageshack.us image 400x300]

i'm the hated milk machine
no one likes me now
i was doing what i'm told
he was trying to be bold
why can't people keep their willies out of holes


jam?

splitsider.com
 
2012-12-17 04:12:01 PM

Gunny Highway: Snapper Carr: [img211.imageshack.us image 400x300]

i'm the hated milk machine
no one likes me now
i was doing what i'm told
he was trying to be bold
why can't people keep their willies out of holes

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


Damn, I was looking for that picture for several minutes - finally decided to go with the one above.
 
2012-12-17 04:22:08 PM
Rule 34.. No exceptions.. NO EXCEPTIONS.
 
2012-12-17 04:28:52 PM

Snapper Carr: Gunny Highway: Snapper Carr: [img211.imageshack.us image 400x300]

i'm the hated milk machine
no one likes me now
i was doing what i'm told
he was trying to be bold
why can't people keep their willies out of holes

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]

Damn, I was looking for that picture for several minutes - finally decided to go with the one above.


It took me a few minutes. I was cracking up the whole time.
 
2012-12-17 04:43:55 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2012-12-17 04:52:00 PM
GIS Black Snake Moan with Christina Ricci. Yums!
 
2012-12-17 04:52:38 PM

the801: really, no one?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]

NSFW!


There is no effing way in hell I'm clicking that link.
 
2012-12-17 05:05:09 PM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


fox news, any religious programming, David Dukes does Dallas, the Republican Party...

it goes on..pretty much everything made in america is hillbilly porn...

america = hillbilly
 
2012-12-17 05:10:33 PM
Honey BooBoo? What is this, I don't even...

/debating on whether GIS is worth it.
 
2012-12-17 05:37:11 PM

freewill: ReapTheChaos: The girls on the cover don't look like any redneck I've ever seen.

There are actually a surprising number of, er, "country girls" who look like that. Unfortunately, they're mainly attracted to joblessness and a criminal record.

/ Not so much "bad boys" as straight-up "losers".
// Have been trying to rescue one in the g/f's family for years. Still can't get her to stop dating fast food cooks.


Get her a deep fryer.
 
2012-12-17 05:43:46 PM

MagSeven: [cdn.uproxx.com image 625x417]


oh jeebus
/stifles frightened whimper
 
2012-12-17 05:44:56 PM
At least it isn't clown porn.
 
2012-12-17 05:45:41 PM

MagSeven: [cdn.uproxx.com image 625x417]


Well there goes that part of my childhood.
 
2012-12-17 05:46:09 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-12-17 06:02:22 PM
I'm not sure which disturbs me more....
 
2012-12-17 06:29:53 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'm not sure which disturbs me more....


That's what happens when you aren't really disturbed. But you are here, so there's that.
 
2012-12-17 06:30:45 PM
Sooo...that's a thing.
 
2012-12-17 08:12:40 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com

Old and faded but still appropriate. 

/hot like a slip-n-slide in the double-wide
 
2012-12-17 08:20:33 PM

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


LOL, my new word of the day.
Damnnn.
 
2012-12-17 08:26:35 PM

Enormous-Schwanstucker: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 500x356]

Old and faded but still appropriate. 

/hot like a slip-n-slide in the double-wide


That stuff it just petroleum jelly and says "For Novelty Purposes Only" in large letters on the back.

/knows stuff
 
2012-12-17 08:47:41 PM
Hillbilly child porn?
 
2012-12-17 09:29:20 PM

MagSeven: [cdn.uproxx.com image 625x417]


One lobotomy, please
 
2012-12-17 10:42:02 PM
Commenting before reading the thread, but I shall be very disappointed indeed if Jaime Pressly isn't present and pictured in all her Joy Hickey glory...
 
2012-12-17 11:26:25 PM

freewill: ReapTheChaos: The girls on the cover don't look like any redneck I've ever seen.

There are actually a surprising number of, er, "country girls" who look like that. Unfortunately, they're mainly attracted to joblessness and a criminal record.

/ Not so much "bad boys" as straight-up "losers".
// Have been trying to rescue one in the g/f's family for years. Still can't get her to stop dating fast food cooks.


As a liberal arts major, this is relevant to my interests. Give her my number, I am so destined to ask if you want fries with that.
 
2012-12-18 12:17:25 AM

Enormous-Schwanstucker: /hot like a slip-n-slide in the double-wide


+1
 
2012-12-18 12:19:28 AM

PunGent: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

I'm guessing Daisy Dukes, and fewer than the average number of teeth.


Gum it baby, gum it!
 
2012-12-18 12:57:53 AM
Oblig:

Link

Link
 
2012-12-18 01:02:18 AM
... the f*** is a Honey Boo Boo?
 
2012-12-18 02:27:57 AM
Might want to look into updating the W.VA scat porn, coiler creator threesome (girlspooping.com) flushed by the USPS and Ashcroft in `03 Think the IRS finally shoveled out the excess. However, Honey poo poo is sure to attract paying customers (fetishists must be the only group that continues to generate income for the porn industry).

Never have seen this dreck or tiaraed tots, undulating urchins, little miss biatchin or runway rug rat.

/in some dark `holler' marketeers are beating their quants so as to reveal the next demographic to exploit so's to sell more `soap'
//perils of Pauline, indeed
 
2012-12-18 08:59:09 AM
treecologist

"I just saw them play on Saturday in Carrboro! They were awesome, as always. Oh, and I own the hat Rick Miller is wearing in this video - got it at a SCOTS Christmas show several years ago when they were throwing out stuff they didn't want any more."

Ya lucky bastid... I digs me some SCOTS. (And Mary Huff is kind of strangely hot in a Peggy Bundy sort of way.)

Cheers to ya and yers.
 
2012-12-18 10:02:28 AM

metal_gear: ... the f*** is a Honey Boo Boo?


You don't get out much, do you?
 
2012-12-18 11:34:36 AM

MagSeven: [cdn.uproxx.com image 625x417]


WHY
 
2012-12-18 11:43:48 AM
www.danoah.com

Hey y'alll, what's going on in this...
 
2012-12-18 07:04:46 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: Y'all cum back now, you hear.


Real southern girls dont say cum, they say shoot off. As in "Don't shoot off in me."
 
2012-12-19 01:04:23 AM

GibbyTheMole: treecologist

"I just saw them play on Saturday in Carrboro! They were awesome, as always. Oh, and I own the hat Rick Miller is wearing in this video - got it at a SCOTS Christmas show several years ago when they were throwing out stuff they didn't want any more."

Ya lucky bastid... I digs me some SCOTS. (And Mary Huff is kind of strangely hot in a Peggy Bundy sort of way.)

Cheers to ya and yers.


SCOTS rock! And yes, Mary is the bomb. Me & my buddy Marty painted up a ukulele for Mary this summer.
images51.fotki.com
/CSB?
 
2012-12-19 03:35:21 AM

kcfarker: metal_gear: ... the f*** is a Honey Boo Boo?

You don't get out much, do you?


in the hell does THAT have to do with anything? and you're posting on the internet, so I bet you're one to talk...
 
2012-12-19 08:16:07 AM
Mad Mark

"SCOTS rock! And yes, Mary is the bomb. Me & my buddy Marty painted up a ukulele for Mary this summer."

Amazing paint job! It looks 3D. Very cool! :-)
 
2012-12-19 08:30:31 AM

metal_gear: kcfarker: metal_gear: ... the f*** is a Honey Boo Boo?

You don't get out much, do you?

in the hell does THAT have to do with anything? and you're posting on the internet, so I bet you're one to talk...


That was a very common, humorously intentioned response for someone who apparently has zero social skills, let alone any knowledge of current events. (AKA your stated unfamiliarity with the Honey Boo Boo franchise)

I would normally apologize if you were offended by my Weeners, but I can see now that the love you recently discovered for her mom has obviously blinded you to the point that any reasonable conversation with someone of normal-to-above-average IQ is now out of the question.

farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-19 06:52:19 PM

GibbyTheMole: Mad Mark

"SCOTS rock! And yes, Mary is the bomb. Me & my buddy Marty painted up a ukulele for Mary this summer."

Amazing paint job! It looks 3D. Very cool! :-)


Good eye - Tiki Mary is actually done on 3 layers of laminated styrene...:)
 
2012-12-19 08:37:11 PM

kcfarker: metal_gear: kcfarker: metal_gear: ... the f*** is a Honey Boo Boo?

You don't get out much, do you?

in the hell does THAT have to do with anything? and you're posting on the internet, so I bet you're one to talk...

That was a very common, humorously intentioned response for someone who apparently has zero social skills, let alone any knowledge of current events. (AKA your stated unfamiliarity with the Honey Boo Boo franchise)

I would normally apologize if you were offended by my Weeners, but I can see now that the love you recently discovered for her mom has obviously blinded you to the point that any reasonable conversation with someone of normal-to-above-average IQ is now out of the question.

[farm7.staticflickr.com image 320x205]

FARK.com... where smartasses come to pretend they're intelligent. And Honey Boo Boo is a human? That has a mom? Whom I have love for?

Tell me, what other BS about me are you going to pull out of your arse, and then giggle at yourself because you think you're oh so smart? Or is this the best you're going to be capable of?
 
2012-12-19 10:58:54 PM
Nope. That's all I got.

Congratulations. You win the internets.

images.dpchallenge.com
 
2012-12-19 11:22:03 PM

kcfarker: Nope. That's all I got.

Congratulations. You win the internets.

[images.dpchallenge.com image 275x340]


Okay, that pic was actually funny. Congratulations. You actually made me laugh. But my friend, you must NEVER forget...

i.chzbgr.com
 
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