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(TMZ)   Honey Boo Boo's popularity has caused a surge in the sale of "Hillbilly Porn"   (tmz.com) divider line 158
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2012-12-17 10:22:54 AM  
what the fark is hillbilly porn?
 
2012-12-17 10:23:13 AM  
:(
 
2012-12-17 10:23:42 AM  
I'm not sure I want to know.

And I have very diverse porn tastes.
 
2012-12-17 10:23:46 AM  
So gross.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-17 10:24:22 AM  
no. just.. no. no.
 
2012-12-17 10:25:04 AM  

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


www.netquake.net
 
2012-12-17 10:25:10 AM  
Sigh. So gross.
 
2012-12-17 10:25:30 AM  

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


I'm guessing Daisy Dukes, and fewer than the average number of teeth.
 
MN8
2012-12-17 10:25:32 AM  

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


GIS is your friend. SS off please.
 
2012-12-17 10:25:44 AM  

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Donkey style?
 
2012-12-17 10:27:52 AM  
Meth is a helluva drug
 
2012-12-17 10:27:52 AM  

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Gummers, drinking mountain dew from a baby bottle, and meth.
 
2012-12-17 10:27:56 AM  
So, people are looking for farmer's daughter in the hay behind the barn scenarios where the preview caption mentions incest or sister or something?
 
2012-12-17 10:28:22 AM  

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


Presumably you have never heard of "Rule 34"?
 
2012-12-17 10:29:12 AM  

MN8: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

GIS is your friend. SS off please.


Alright. I work from home. I'm going in.
 
2012-12-17 10:29:31 AM  

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


I dunno, but it doesn't sound appealing to me.
 
2012-12-17 10:30:15 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Woodja boys all dun lube-up fer thuh money shot?
 
2012-12-17 10:30:16 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: MN8: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

GIS is your friend. SS off please.

Alright. I work from home. I'm going in.


Eh. Nothing all that special. A couple of nicely trashy girls who seem to be recognized as part of the niche, but nothing much impressive.
 
2012-12-17 10:30:38 AM  
I remember a bunch of us watching "The Beverly Thrillbillies" in my university days. We ended up having to turn it off after about 9 min, it was so bad.
 
2012-12-17 10:30:41 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: MN8: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

GIS is your friend. SS off please.

Alright. I work from home. I'm going in.


We're all behind you.

WAYYYY behind you.
 
2012-12-17 10:31:49 AM  
Correlation does not equal causation.
 
2012-12-17 10:32:09 AM  
Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.
 
2012-12-17 10:33:24 AM  
I'd already figured that Honey Boo Boo would be a stripper or doing porn when she was 18.
 
2012-12-17 10:34:06 AM  

DubyaHater: Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.


Underage girls and their obese mothers are turn ons for hillbilly men.
 
2012-12-17 10:34:27 AM  

Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?


2.bp.blogspot.com

media.kickstatic.com

/btw, it's Tex Avery's "Little Rural Riding Hood"
 
2012-12-17 10:34:58 AM  
: sigh :

if there were ever a reason for GA to have our own farktag, this little shiat would be top of the list.

/from GA and i hate everything to do with that show
 
2012-12-17 10:35:48 AM  
Gumjobs for all!
 
2012-12-17 10:36:03 AM  
This pic may be 'shopped.

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-12-17 10:37:42 AM  
Glad to see Sarah Palin and her brood will have something to make ends meet.
 
2012-12-17 10:37:53 AM  
Well doggies!

s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-17 10:38:03 AM  
First: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Second: How much must the folks who canceled Animaniacs be kicking themselves right now? Here Comes Chicken Boo-Boo would be the most awesome sketch ever.
 
2012-12-17 10:38:43 AM  
http://www.google.com/search?q=sexy+redneck&hl=en&client=ms-android-ve rizon&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=0zvPUKzXDaiS2QWlnICgBQ&ved=0C AgQ_AUoAQ&biw=360&bih=566#i=31

Lol
 
2012-12-17 10:39:14 AM  

THX 1138: I remember a bunch of us watching "The Beverly Thrillbillies" in my university days. We ended up having to turn it off after about 9 min, it was so bad.


Try getting through Foreskin Gump. Whewy, that was tough.
 
2012-12-17 10:39:41 AM  
Sorry...no html skillz on mobile.
 
2012-12-17 10:40:02 AM  

Millennium: First: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Second: How much must the folks who canceled Animaniacs be kicking themselves right now? Here Comes Chicken Boo-Boo would be the most awesome sketch ever.


Good idea.
Bad idea.
 
2012-12-17 10:41:23 AM  

imtheonlylp: : sigh :

if there were ever a reason for GA to have our own farktag, this little shiat would be top of the list.

/from GA and i hate everything to do with that show


In the couple episodes I saw, I kept watching to see if that train will finally hit their house. That could be helping the ratings.
 
2012-12-17 10:44:18 AM  
Of course the sale of redneck/hillbilly type porn is up, the only people who still pay for porn is poor white trash who live so far out in the sticks they cant get a decent internet connection.
 
2012-12-17 10:46:10 AM  
dakiniland.files.wordpress.com

♫ fap-fap-FAP-fap, FAP-fap, FAP-fap, faaaaappp.....  ♫
 
2012-12-17 10:49:30 AM  

oldfarthenry: Woodja boys all dun lube-up fer thuh money shot?


That has to be the best use of a still, from the best Bugs cartoon EVER!
 
2012-12-17 10:49:54 AM  

Millennium: First: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Second: How much must the folks who canceled Animaniacs be kicking themselves right now? Here Comes Chicken Boo-Boo would be the most awesome sketch ever.


It's a chicken, I tell you. A CHICKEN!!!

/Here Comes Katie Ka-Boom Boom?
 
2012-12-17 10:50:23 AM  
I would actually watch TLC to see this. Only because I'd have to look, ya know, like looking at a train wreck, I'm not a sicko or anything.

/fap
 
2012-12-17 10:50:39 AM  

DubyaHater: Why has an underage girl and her obese mother created a surge in "hillbilly porn"? I live this shiat everyday at work in SW Virginia and I am certainly not "in the mood" by nightfall.


FTA: "America's obsession with hillbillies"

I think they mean "hillbillies' obsession with hillbillies".
 
2012-12-17 10:50:50 AM  
Keywords- Obese, ugly, teen
 
2012-12-17 10:51:00 AM  
Well, there's "Hillbilly Sex Clan" from the 70s. (Link, while Amazon, PNSFW due to starred out bewbs.) 

As a bonus, it also contains:
"Country Doc"
"Bare Country"
 
2012-12-17 10:51:05 AM  
I can remember Ellie May Clampet, fapped to her many a night thinking of her in those tight jeans. If all hillbilly gals looked liked her I could become a convert
 
2012-12-17 10:51:17 AM  
Also, the titles they mentioned aren't exactly what I would call "hillbilly" porn, I couldn't find "safe for work" covers for the other two, but this one looks like your average porn movie to me. The girls on the cover don't look like any redneck I've ever seen.

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-12-17 10:52:02 AM  
i hope child porn downloads aren't on the rise too
 
2012-12-17 10:52:13 AM  

Pair-o-Dice: Kit Fister: what the fark is hillbilly porn?

Donkey style?


Thank you for putting that song parody into my head.

/off to find the brain bleach
 
2012-12-17 10:52:56 AM  
My grandfather, who was a renowned pervert, had the most complete CB radio-related pornography collection on the planet.
 
Yes, Rule 34 applies to pop culture too, only on a much grander scale.
 
2012-12-17 10:53:44 AM  

ReapTheChaos: The girls on the cover don't look like any redneck I've ever seen.


There are actually a surprising number of, er, "country girls" who look like that. Unfortunately, they're mainly attracted to joblessness and a criminal record.

/ Not so much "bad boys" as straight-up "losers".
// Have been trying to rescue one in the g/f's family for years. Still can't get her to stop dating fast food cooks.
 
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