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(Chicago Trib)   Woman accused of running her boyfriend over with her car. But in her defense, he did get out of the car and lie down in front of it   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 23
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2012-12-17 09:31:03 AM
She misses him sometimes.
 
2012-12-17 09:36:52 AM
Tread carefully.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-17 09:46:55 AM
Ow ow ow ow

The man also suffered burns that tore the skin off his testicles

ow ow ow ow ow
 
2012-12-17 09:52:22 AM
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2012-12-17 10:10:06 AM
Dippity diggity double dog dare you!
 
2012-12-17 10:11:51 AM

ZAZ: Ow ow ow ow

The man also suffered burns that tore the skin off his testicles

ow ow ow ow ow


OW OW OW OW was my reaction too. No sexy time for him for a while.
 
2012-12-17 10:12:51 AM
From the looks of her it appears that she has been run over a few times too.
 
2012-12-17 10:12:55 AM
"Are you serious?" Bourgeois retorted. "You're asking me to set a bond of $600 for driving over somebody? That is the charge."

Then the judge set bail at $100,000.


I like this judge.
 
2012-12-17 10:19:43 AM
She picks his drunk ass up from the bar since he is too loaded to drive home.
Then they argue about it on the way home.
Then he gets out and lays down on the driveway in protest.
She partked the car anyway.
Good for her.
Screw him.
He was asking for it.
Giving someone what they asked for should not be a crime.
 
2012-12-17 10:24:39 AM

boinkingbill: From the looks of her it appears that she has been run over a few times too.


Ah, actually the freckles notwithstanding, she's kind of cute. You can bring her up to my room after you make sure you have taken her car keys away.
 
2012-12-17 10:29:36 AM
Surely we could prevent these kinds of tragedies if we banned cars.
 
2012-12-17 10:32:23 AM
Where is the Monty Python " he ran himself over" Twit award.
 
2012-12-17 10:36:49 AM
So ... lying down in front of bulldozers works, but in front of cars doesn't?
 
2012-12-17 10:43:40 AM
When keeping it passive aggressive goes wrong.
 
2012-12-17 11:05:44 AM
Will need to post $10,000 to leave jail.

Then the judge set bail at $100,000.

I'm confused. Was it $10K or $100K?
 
2012-12-17 11:12:37 AM

Pair-o-Dice: ZAZ: Ow ow ow ow

The man also suffered burns that tore the skin off his testicles

ow ow ow ow ow

OW OW OW OW was my reaction too. No sexy time for him for a while.


It was a funny story and I was thinking she is very cute until I got to this part. Ow my balls!
 
2012-12-17 11:17:39 AM

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: Will need to post $10,000 to leave jail.

Then the judge set bail at $100,000.

I'm confused. Was it $10K or $100K?


10%
 
2012-12-17 11:57:36 AM
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2012-12-17 12:01:04 PM

zarberg: So ... lying down in front of bulldozers works, but in front of cars doesn't?


This never would have happened if he had tossed the cheese sandwich to the barking dog.

/picks up no tea
 
2012-12-17 12:09:25 PM

Fubegra: zarberg: So ... lying down in front of bulldozers works, but in front of cars doesn't?

This never would have happened if he had tossed the cheese sandwich to the barking dog.

/picks up no tea


This is why you don't wear the babelfish to the Vogon poetry reading.
 
2012-12-17 12:12:02 PM
Had a crazy X who lied down behind my car after I broke up with her so I couldn't leave. In hindsight, I definitely should of just backed over her.
 
2012-12-17 12:55:02 PM
I read this headline as "Woman accused of running her boyfriend over with her cat."
 
2012-12-17 09:49:24 PM
years ago there was this batshiat crazy secretary where i worked named Cindy. one day Cindy was freaking out on the phone, all pissed off about something.

turns out Cindy's car insurance rate went sky high. golly, what happened? some guy liked her and tried to give her some flowers in a bar/disco one evening. she threw them at him. he called her a coont. that was that.

or maybe not.

Cindy went outside and waited in her car for the guy to leave. and when he did leave she pinged him off the hood of her Honda in the parking lot. and that's why her insurance rates went up.
 
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