Representative of the unwashed masses: I only use notes tied to squirrels. Sure it's not fast like a carrier pigeon but it gets there during duck hunting season.
TXEric: Great! Someone get that video the skinny blonde MILF did for her hubby's trip!
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Good thing I decided to stick with smoke signals.Just don't expect a call from me on windy days.
notmtwain: I knew there was a reason to stick with my Motorola Q. Mine is 6 years old.// Oldest cell phone in use competition. Doubt I would win but who knows?
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