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(UPI)   Man studies history of winemaking, comes up with a perfectly good excuse for going around naked next full moon   (upi.com) divider line 10
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2012-12-17 09:44:58 AM
He better be hairless.
 
2012-12-17 10:29:28 AM
Oh look. THere's a pube in your wine.
 
2012-12-17 10:31:16 AM

cgraves67: Oh look. THere's a pube in your wine.


that's to floss with after your dinner...
 
2012-12-17 10:35:02 AM
Like I need an excuse to run around naked.
 
2012-12-17 10:38:38 AM
Harvesting grapes naked at night and making wine in jugs buried in the ground has been done. People are no longer doing those things, which leads me to believe that higher quality wine is being produced under the contemporary practice. Nothing but a cuckoo marketing gimmick for stupid hippies with lots of dollars and no sense.
 
2012-12-17 10:47:50 AM

BoxOfBees: Harvesting grapes naked at night and making wine in jugs buried in the ground has been done. People are no longer doing those things, which leads me to believe that higher quality wine is being produced under the contemporary practice. Nothing but a cuckoo marketing gimmick for stupid hippies with lots of dollars and no sense.


I think drunk people tended to forget where they buried last year's bottling. So they changed methods. Who wants to be hungover and have to dig for the cure? Not me. Not me.
 
2012-12-17 11:06:23 AM
"harvesting some of his grapes during a full moon -- in the nude."

I saw that movie.
 
2012-12-17 01:17:56 PM
Georgia, the birthplace of wine-making

Really? Winemaking didn't start down in the fertile crescent somewhere?
 
2012-12-17 02:04:31 PM
Don't look Ethel!
 
2012-12-17 02:42:11 PM
Boudica's War Tampon:
I think drunk people tended to forget where they buried last year's bottling. So they changed methods. Who wants to be hungover and have to dig for the cure? Not me. Not me.

Yeah, good point. Plus the elusive hangover cure might just end up being gross vinegar with bits of grass floating in it.

Before I started making wine, I remember talking to an old-timer at work about making wine, and I asked how he did it. He told me something along these lines - just put the crap in a jug and bury it, then dig it up next year. Personally I would rather choose my yeast than end up with a possible infection.
 
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