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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   Fark-ready Headline: "Sex Therapist Outlasts The Rest To Win 'Survivor'." Well, of course she did   (losangeles.cbslocal.com) divider line 44
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2012-12-17 10:26:21 AM
thanks for the spoiler.
 
2012-12-17 10:30:40 AM
Survivor sucks.
 
2012-12-17 10:33:56 AM
So she thought a lot about baseball so she could last longer?
 
2012-12-17 10:58:54 AM

Grapple: So she thought a lot about baseball so she could last longer?


No, I think she had a hand in voting out Jeff Kent.
 
2012-12-17 11:02:06 AM
Sex TheRapist?

Is that like Chuckles TheClown?
 
2012-12-17 11:19:38 AM
Well subby is an ahole. Some of us haven't watched it yet dammit!
 
2012-12-17 11:23:04 AM
subby is a jerk.
 
2012-12-17 11:25:46 AM
They still make Survivor?
 
2012-12-17 11:48:25 AM

Honest Bender: They still make Survivor?


Nope. Just an article and a headline with a Fark discussion for the lulz. You know, for old time sake to remind us that this show used to exist.
 
2012-12-17 11:57:16 AM
F*ck you subby and mods.

Some of us got it DVR'ed, and were planning on watching it tonight.

Again, f*ck you subby and mods.

/duuuurrr hurrrrrr
 
2012-12-17 11:58:24 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: F*ck you subby and mods.

Some of us got it DVR'ed, and were planning on watching it tonight.

Again, f*ck you subby and mods.

/duuuurrr hurrrrrr


So were you also pissed off when you heard about the Newtown gunman on Fark before you watched your DVRd news?
 
2012-12-17 11:59:00 AM
Oh please. You know it wasn't going to go to a celebrity. Penner already proved that one.
 
2012-12-17 11:59:19 AM
I'ld therapist her.
 
2012-12-17 12:00:43 PM

Honest Bender: They still make Survivor?


Hey look, it's that guy again.

Oh yeah, and go screw yourself subby.

/saw it last night anyway
 
2012-12-17 12:08:29 PM
Blair did amazingly well. She didn't have those Tootie melons throwing off her balance. She didn't have that "fark you" Jo attitude that would have just pissed people off. Mrs. Garrett's constant yammering and moralizing penetrated her. As well as God, he penetrated her real well.

Love Survivor. I was rooting for Carter. Would have been a victory for small-mouthed people everywhere.
 
2012-12-17 12:08:46 PM
For those that didn't see it in the other thread, here's a link to an article listing who the returnees will be for FvF: Caramoan Islands:

Link
 
2012-12-17 12:08:59 PM
WTG subby.

anyone who willingly wastes their time on that crappy show deserves to have it spoiled =P
 
2012-12-17 12:24:46 PM
I lost interest in this show years ago when I found out that it was a popularity contest, not a survival contest.
 
2012-12-17 12:33:06 PM

chewielouie: Honest Bender: They still make Survivor?

Hey look, it's that guy again.


Dude, I don't mean to be "that guy" about it, but, I mean, come on! The show stopped being the least bit popular YEARS ago... I can't remember the last time I saw any mention of it in the media (present headline excluded, of course.) How is it that shows like Survivor are still being made, yet we couldn't get more than a handful of episodes out of Firefly...

/There's no justice in this world...
 
2012-12-17 12:39:53 PM

socodog: I lost interest in this show years ago when I found out that it was a popularity contest, not a survival contest.


You actually thought it was a survival contest??
 
2012-12-17 12:48:57 PM

Honest Bender: chewielouie: Honest Bender: They still make Survivor?

Hey look, it's that guy again.

Dude, I don't mean to be "that guy" about it, but, I mean, come on! The show stopped being the least bit popular YEARS ago... I can't remember the last time I saw any mention of it in the media (present headline excluded, of course.) How is it that shows like Survivor are still being made, yet we couldn't get more than a handful of episodes out of Firefly...

/There's no justice in this world...


Even worse: They canceled Quark.
 
2012-12-17 12:52:08 PM

mcreadyblue: socodog: I lost interest in this show years ago when I found out that it was a popularity contest, not a survival contest.

You actually thought it was a survival contest??


Actually, part of the fun of watching it is seeing the mistakes they make. Like making camp in a dry riverbed because a whiner doesn't want to walk far for water, and getting your camp flooded out. Or getting an advantage in having some local Special Forces show you what to eat, and ignoring them because of some drama in camp about hip grinding. Classic examples of how *NOT* to survive.
 
2012-12-17 01:36:07 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: F*ck you subby and mods.

Some of us got it DVR'ed, and were planning on watching it tonight.

Again, f*ck you subby and mods.

/duuuurrr hurrrrrr


Snooze you lose.

/gawd forbid anyone talks about something waiting for you DVR snobs to watch it
 
2012-12-17 01:39:07 PM

Honest Bender: chewielouie: Honest Bender: They still make Survivor?

Hey look, it's that guy again.

Dude, I don't mean to be "that guy" about it, but, I mean, come on! The show stopped being the least bit popular YEARS ago... I can't remember the last time I saw any mention of it in the media (present headline excluded, of course.) How is it that shows like Survivor are still being made, yet we couldn't get more than a handful of episodes out of Firefly...

/There's no justice in this world...


Um, maybe because nobody actually watched Firefly and Survivor still draws pretty good ratings. Also, Firefly the movie sucked.
 
2012-12-17 01:44:44 PM

peterthx: Amurica...Fark Ya!: F*ck you subby and mods.

Some of us got it DVR'ed, and were planning on watching it tonight.

Again, f*ck you subby and mods.

/duuuurrr hurrrrrr

Snooze you lose.

/gawd forbid anyone talks about something waiting for you DVR snobs to watch it


Yes. But could the subby NOT FARKING SPOIL THE ENDING IN HE HEADLINE!! Have a non spoiler headline and you can discuss to your heart's content in the actual thread.
 
2012-12-17 01:46:36 PM

broktune: peterthx: Amurica...Fark Ya!: F*ck you subby and mods.

Some of us got it DVR'ed, and were planning on watching it tonight.

Again, f*ck you subby and mods.

/duuuurrr hurrrrrr

Snooze you lose.

/gawd forbid anyone talks about something waiting for you DVR snobs to watch it

Yes. But could the subby NOT FARKING SPOIL THE ENDING IN HE HEADLINE!! Have a non spoiler headline and you can discuss to your heart's content in the actual thread.


Thanks for saying this...I get tired of arguing with f*cktards about simple things
 
2012-12-17 02:34:42 PM

grucifer: thanks for the spoiler.



Oh man, wait till you find out she's married and has a kid.

All through the show I was thinking she wears flat shoes and slacks.
 
2012-12-17 02:43:32 PM

socodog: I lost interest in this show years ago when I found out that it was a popularity contest, not a survival contest.


So you've only ever watched a few minutes of it before switching it off?
 
2012-12-17 03:33:58 PM

Honest Bender: chewielouie: Honest Bender: They still make Survivor?

Hey look, it's that guy again.

Dude, I don't mean to be "that guy" about it, but, I mean, come on! The show stopped being the least bit popular YEARS ago... I can't remember the last time I saw any mention of it in the media (present headline excluded, of course.) How is it that shows like Survivor are still being made, yet we couldn't get more than a handful of episodes out of Firefly...

/There's no justice in this world...


What are you talking about? It's still a top 20 program:

Link

Firefly was expensive, barely cracked the top 100 shows and was cancelled 10 years ago. Get over it.
 
2012-12-17 03:58:50 PM

fo_sho!: Honest Bender: chewielouie: Honest Bender: They still make Survivor?

Hey look, it's that guy again.

Dude, I don't mean to be "that guy" about it, but, I mean, come on! The show stopped being the least bit popular YEARS ago... I can't remember the last time I saw any mention of it in the media (present headline excluded, of course.) How is it that shows like Survivor are still being made, yet we couldn't get more than a handful of episodes out of Firefly...

/There's no justice in this world...

What are you talking about? It's still a top 20 program:

Link

Firefly was expensive, barely cracked the top 100 shows and was cancelled 10 years ago. Get over it.


my lord, CBS rules the world.
 
2012-12-17 04:11:59 PM
Unbelievable!!! Incredible!!

Survivor is still on TV??!!
 
2012-12-17 04:20:29 PM
Never even switched it on. Saw the first casting call and became interested until I read about the format. I don't know how people are interested in this shiat.
 
2012-12-17 04:42:10 PM
Wow, spoiler in the headline was kind of an asshole move.
 
2012-12-17 04:50:01 PM
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Meh, I'd spoiler.
 
2012-12-17 05:08:09 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!:
Thanks for saying this...I get tired of arguing with f*cktards about simple things


"Waaahh. Someone spoiled a reality show. My life is ruined!"

/grow the fark up
 
2012-12-17 05:11:29 PM

peterthx: Amurica...Fark Ya!:
Thanks for saying this...I get tired of arguing with f*cktards about simple things

"Waaahh. Someone spoiled a reality show. My life is ruined!"

/grow the fark up


Let's make a deal: we'll grow up if you'll stop being an obnoxious prick.
 
2012-12-17 05:17:23 PM

downtownkid: Let's make a deal: we'll grow up if you'll stop being an obnoxious prick.


I guess you'll continue to be in diapers indefinitely then.

/you keep using that word...
 
2012-12-17 05:31:20 PM

downtownkid: peterthx: Amurica...Fark Ya!:
Thanks for saying this...I get tired of arguing with f*cktards about simple things

"Waaahh. Someone spoiled a reality show. My life is ruined!"

/grow the fark up

Let's make a deal: we'll grow up if you'll stop being an obnoxious prick.


firedaily.com
 
2012-12-17 05:47:08 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img3.ranker.com image 407x610]

Meh, I'd spoiler.


www.jennqpublic.com
 
2012-12-17 06:27:46 PM

ChiliCon: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img3.ranker.com image 407x610]

Meh, I'd spoiler.

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You too good for a sloppy post-op over there, Fabio?
 
2012-12-17 08:35:37 PM

broktune: peterthx: Amurica...Fark Ya!: F*ck you subby and mods.

Some of us got it DVR'ed, and were planning on watching it tonight.

Again, f*ck you subby and mods.

/duuuurrr hurrrrrr

Snooze you lose.

/gawd forbid anyone talks about something waiting for you DVR snobs to watch it

Yes. But could the subby NOT FARKING SPOIL THE ENDING IN HE HEADLINE!! Have a non spoiler headline and you can discuss to your heart's content in the actual thread.


A headline the subby copied verbatim - because the wording of the headline was the joke - from some CBS site, which the subby probably (I'm guessing, here) found through Google News or something like that.

So basically you want the entire farking media to keep quiet about stuff everyone else already knows, until you have time to watch what you've DVR'ed. Yeah, let us know how that works out for you.

A modest suggestion: if you're hellbent on not knowing what's going on in the world, a news site (including aggregators like Fark or Google News, as well as CBS's sites) is probably something you'll want to be avoiding until after you've finished watching your DVR'ed stuff. :)
 
2012-12-17 09:56:17 PM
I'm glad Lou Reed beat out Blair for the million bucks.
 
2012-12-18 08:18:03 AM
Didn't like her. She had a nasty look on her face all the time. Just looked miserable to me.

/still waiting to get cast. I would be freaking awesome on survivor.
 
2012-12-18 09:46:46 AM

socodog: Never even switched it on. Saw the first casting call and became interested until I read about the format. I don't know how people are interested in this shiat.


Cool story bro
 
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