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(NewsOK)   Boeing delivers the first new jet to Iraq in 30 years. Passengers are immediately ecstatic about the new overhead compartments that can hold up to three chickens and a goat   (newsok.com ) divider line
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2012-12-17 10:51:01 AM  
 
2012-12-17 12:05:10 PM  
There is no way those overhead bins can hold that much. Dumbfarks bringing their suitcases with them have already shown that overhead bins can only hold 2 chickens and a cat or small dog.
 
2012-12-17 12:51:22 PM  
If they're dead, are the animals considered carrion carry-ons?
 
2012-12-17 12:52:56 PM  
The overheads can only hold one bag, dad.
 
2012-12-17 12:53:08 PM  
Actually, Northwest was thinking about a weekly Detroit to Baghdad flight after the invasion, but before security broke down and made that...inadvisable. As things chill out, I wouldn't be surprised if Delta picked up that told plan. Lots of Iraqi connections in southeast Michigan.
 
2012-12-17 12:55:58 PM  
I think you mean non-combat jet aircraft, but anyways...
 
2012-12-17 01:04:25 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Actually, Northwest was thinking about a weekly Detroit to Baghdad flight after the invasion, but before security broke down and made that...inadvisable. As things chill out, I wouldn't be surprised if Delta picked up that told plan. Lots of Iraqi connections in southeast Michigan.


Security in Detroit or in Baghdad?
 
2012-12-17 01:07:57 PM  

akula: JohnAnnArbor: Actually, Northwest was thinking about a weekly Detroit to Baghdad flight after the invasion, but before security broke down and made that...inadvisable. As things chill out, I wouldn't be surprised if Delta picked up that told plan. Lots of Iraqi connections in southeast Michigan.

Security in Detroit or in Baghdad?


Detroit's airport is in Romulus, FYI.

/yes, I get the joke.
 
2012-12-17 01:13:04 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: akula: JohnAnnArbor: Actually, Northwest was thinking about a weekly Detroit to Baghdad flight after the invasion, but before security broke down and made that...inadvisable. As things chill out, I wouldn't be surprised if Delta picked up that told plan. Lots of Iraqi connections in southeast Michigan.

Security in Detroit or in Baghdad?

Detroit's airport is in Romulus, FYI.

/yes, I get the joke.


OK, then I just want to ask...

Do they call the "secure" area of the airport the neutral zone?

/Tip the steak, try your waitress
 
2012-12-17 01:44:15 PM  

dryknife: The overheads can only hold one bag, dad.


www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com

'We are capable of more storage, and legroom, god willing.'
 
2012-12-17 02:26:23 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Actually, Northwest was thinking about a weekly Detroit to Baghdad flight after the invasion, but before security broke down and made that...inadvisable. As things chill out, I wouldn't be surprised if Delta picked up that told plan. Lots of Iraqi connections in southeast Michigan.


I have a feeling that would make the TSA lines at DTW unpleasantly long, to say the least.
 
2012-12-17 04:02:53 PM  
What's the over/under on when it will be bombed?
 
2012-12-17 04:37:50 PM  
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2012-12-17 04:38:49 PM  

Gotfire: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:


Dammit I thought I was posting in the walmart thread.
 
2012-12-17 07:14:36 PM  

Gotfire: Gotfire: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:

Dammit I thought I was posting in the walmart thread.


Bagdhad and Detroit share the same miserable qualities. close enough.
 
2012-12-17 08:38:01 PM  

historynow11: I think you mean non-combat jet aircraft, but anyways...


Yeah, we've been sending the other kind for quite some time now.
 
2012-12-18 07:19:17 PM  

akula: JohnAnnArbor: Actually, Northwest was thinking about a weekly Detroit to Baghdad flight after the invasion, but before security broke down and made that...inadvisable. As things chill out, I wouldn't be surprised if Delta picked up that told plan. Lots of Iraqi connections in southeast Michigan.

Security in Detroit or in Baghdad?


more was thinking too many people might try to leave Detroit
 
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