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(Orange News)   Peanut butter? Sure thing. Smooth, crunchy or...... weaponised?   (web.orange.co.uk) divider line 6
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2012-12-17 11:23:38 AM
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notmtwain: Obama is coming after your hot sauce!

The Second Amendment should be changed, so that the word "arms" is replaced with "spicy foods and hot sauce": To wit:

A well regulated pantry being necessary to the security of a basement dweller, the right of the people to keep and eat spicy foods shall not be infringed.

That way the nuts could build up arsenals of hot sauce in their basements and trade them at cooking shows without a background check and little or no harm would be done.

Problem solved.


You'd end up with a bunch of do-gooders arguing that the first clause implied that you could only have spicy food if you had a pantry. Then all my food would be bland because I only have a cabinet.
2012-12-17 01:57:45 PM
1 votes:

jimw: Sounds like it would be great for baiting a mouse trap. Even if the mouse got away it would never come back.


Sounds like it would be even better for catching a lunch thief at work. Where's your lunch? Just follow the screams.
2012-12-17 11:28:30 AM
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SkylineRecords: Sybarite: Smooth peanut butter is an abomination.

Wrong. Chunky PB sucks. I don't want to have to crunch into my spread.


Bah, you probably like pulp-less OJ, too.
God forbid your food isn't perfectly uniform and devoid of signs that it came from a plant instead of a vat.
2012-12-17 11:19:01 AM
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Sybarite: Smooth peanut butter is an abomination.


Wrong. Chunky PB sucks. I don't want to have to crunch into my spread.
2012-12-17 11:18:30 AM
1 votes:
Any single ladies with small dogs willing to give this a shot?
2012-12-17 09:48:08 AM
1 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: I ordered this the other day and it should be here by 12/18...can't wait.


I'm in Texas and I can't wait to hear you screaming all the way from Ohio.
 
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