notmtwain: Obama is coming after your hot sauce!The Second Amendment should be changed, so that the word "arms" is replaced with "spicy foods and hot sauce": To wit:A well regulated pantry being necessary to the security of a basement dweller, the right of the people to keep and eat spicy foods shall not be infringed.That way the nuts could build up arsenals of hot sauce in their basements and trade them at cooking shows without a background check and little or no harm would be done.Problem solved.
jimw: Sounds like it would be great for baiting a mouse trap. Even if the mouse got away it would never come back.
SkylineRecords: Sybarite: Smooth peanut butter is an abomination.Wrong. Chunky PB sucks. I don't want to have to crunch into my spread.
Sybarite: Smooth peanut butter is an abomination.
thismomentinblackhistory: I ordered this the other day and it should be here by 12/18...can't wait.
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