Onkel Buck: In light of recent events and all the knee jerking reactionaries do we really want to bulid anything with Death in the title? I thought we are trying to ban deadly things this week
Random Anonymous Blackmail: I would lover for him to break into prime time television for a conference.Good evening ladies and gentlemen of these united states of America, as your president I have heard your requests for our government to build a Death Star...Stop being stupid.Thank you and god bless America.
Biness: Helrp me Paul Ryan, you're our only hopederp
Glass Parking Lot Attendant: You must be one of those internet toughguys I hear so much about.
Glass Parking Lot Attendant: Pretend I Care, Derpwad. I'm not a raging Star Wars fanboy like you.
Jon iz teh kewl: what happened to the legalize marijuana petition?
Biness: Onkel Buck: In light of recent events and all the knee jerking reactionaries do we really want to bulid anything with Death in the title? I thought we are trying to ban deadly things this weekyea, lets call it the life star. We can open it on Life Day.
jaylectricity: I meant where are the responses to the petitions I care about.
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