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(Wired)   White House website petition to build a Death Star reaches required 25k signatures for official response. Let's start by dissolving the Senate. Fear will keep the local states in line   (wired.com) divider line 21
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2012-12-17 11:27:00 AM  
6 votes:
"Oh I'm afraid the IRS will be fully operational when your tax day arrives."
2012-12-17 11:26:29 AM  
6 votes:
I would lover for him to break into prime time television for a conference.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen of these united states of America, as your president I have heard your requests for our government to build a Death Star...Stop being stupid.

Thank you and god bless America.
2012-12-17 11:20:37 AM  
4 votes:
I hope all those independent contractors working on the thing get good life insurance.
2012-12-17 11:23:32 AM  
3 votes:
I'm pretty sure that website is being used to track Americans. That's why I never signed up.

/Adds another layer of tinfoil to be safe
2012-12-17 12:36:35 PM  
2 votes:

Onkel Buck: In light of recent events and all the knee jerking reactionaries do we really want to bulid anything with Death in the title? I thought we are trying to ban deadly things this week


This week on a special episode of NCIS, an investigation into the death of a former Navy SEAL takes Gibbs and Ziva into a dangerous situation, which they are able to resolve through 25 minutes of dialogue and sharing of feelings.
2012-12-17 11:28:11 AM  
2 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I would lover for him to break into prime time television for a conference.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen of these united states of America, as your president I have heard your requests for our government to build a Death Star...Stop being stupid.

Thank you and god bless America.


Heh, I think Obama would play it the other way: "I have heard your requests to build a Death Star. I, too, want a Death Star. Alderan may SAY it's a peaceful planet, but can we REALLY trust them?"
2012-12-17 11:26:51 AM  
2 votes:

Biness: Helrp me Paul Ryan, you're our only hopederp

2012-12-17 11:24:30 AM  
2 votes:
Help me Paul Ryan, you're our only hope
2012-12-17 11:22:48 AM  
2 votes:
I did an inquery on Obama Death Stars, but my Bothan contact hasn't gotten back to me yet.
2012-12-19 03:45:48 PM  
1 votes:

Glass Parking Lot Attendant: You must be one of those internet toughguys I hear so much about.


I know, I know, it all seems so much when you first arrive on the intertubes. Some of the trendy-speak us kiddies use is so confusing.

To clarify: ITG is usually the name called to one who says something along the lines of "If that were me getting attacked by 20 ninjas in the subway, I'da totally beat the shiat outta them all with my 1337 gunslingin skillz", suggesting that they are tougher (on the internet), than they are in real life. (hence the Internet Tough Guy name)

I did nothing even remotely like this.

Me? I'm a dork who, whilst is in no way a "raging starwars fanboy", can quote several commonly quoted starwars lines. The ones I can't get remember off hand, I utilize a search engine called google.com (note that down, you may want to refer to later), which usually comes up with the right syntax, phrasing, etc. When I'm wrong and it's pointed out, I endeavour to thank the other person for correcting my mistake, note the mistake I made, and use the correct form in all future correspondence.

Live and learn, or die in a bunch of flaming, as an example to others, crying "DERP DERP DERP ITG ITG TROLL TROLL TROLL" all the way, (like you know what it means, old man)
2012-12-18 06:24:04 AM  
1 votes:

Glass Parking Lot Attendant: Pretend I Care, Derpwad. I'm not a raging Star Wars fanboy like you.


you are in SO the wrong thread, of the wrong tab, of the wrong website of the wrong type, to be making such basic errors. My 12 year old niece could win moar fark than you. And totally PWN you at internets.
2012-12-17 05:26:10 PM  
1 votes:
my ability to post images was revoked years ago because a boobies thread. mods thought I went overboard...lets see if it still is -

yup it still is...\

Linky
2012-12-17 03:11:46 PM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: what happened to the legalize marijuana petition?


It went up in smoke.
2012-12-17 12:40:10 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe we get the railing along the firing tube this time?
2012-12-17 12:22:57 PM  
1 votes:

Biness: Onkel Buck: In light of recent events and all the knee jerking reactionaries do we really want to bulid anything with Death in the title? I thought we are trying to ban deadly things this week

yea, lets call it the life star. We can open it on Life Day.


Call it Yonada.
2012-12-17 11:33:07 AM  
1 votes:
t0.gstatic.com

Well, the Senate has been infected by the Dark Side for some time.......
2012-12-17 11:28:32 AM  
1 votes:
A few points that need addressed.
No vents that lead directly to the core.
Better rodent control
Encrypted communcation systems, including trash compactors.
Safer tractor beam access controls.
2012-12-17 11:25:30 AM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: I meant where are the responses to the petitions I care about.


Can't argue with you there.
2012-12-17 11:25:22 AM  
1 votes:
I'm in.
I'm sure the empire can be trusted to only use such power for the most justified reasons.

/voted for lord Vader.
/twice.
2012-12-17 11:21:49 AM  
1 votes:
Dissolve the Senate? Yes, please. It has always been profoundly antidemocratic but now it is nothing but a huge impediment to governance.
2012-12-17 11:12:47 AM  
1 votes:
I meant where are the responses to the petitions I care about.
 
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