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2012-12-19 03:45:48 PM

Glass Parking Lot Attendant: You must be one of those internet toughguys I hear so much about.


I know, I know, it all seems so much when you first arrive on the intertubes. Some of the trendy-speak us kiddies use is so confusing.

To clarify: ITG is usually the name called to one who says something along the lines of "If that were me getting attacked by 20 ninjas in the subway, I'da totally beat the shiat outta them all with my 1337 gunslingin skillz", suggesting that they are tougher (on the internet), than they are in real life. (hence the Internet Tough Guy name)

I did nothing even remotely like this.

Me? I'm a dork who, whilst is in no way a "raging starwars fanboy", can quote several commonly quoted starwars lines. The ones I can't get remember off hand, I utilize a search engine called google.com (note that down, you may want to refer to later), which usually comes up with the right syntax, phrasing, etc. When I'm wrong and it's pointed out, I endeavour to thank the other person for correcting my mistake, note the mistake I made, and use the correct form in all future correspondence.

Live and learn, or die in a bunch of flaming, as an example to others, crying "DERP DERP DERP ITG ITG TROLL TROLL TROLL" all the way, (like you know what it means, old man)
 
2012-12-20 01:59:57 PM
uttertosh: Cont. herp-a-derp, etc...

old man eh?

i.usatoday.net

Get. Off. My. Lawn.
 
2012-12-20 05:08:48 PM

Glass Parking Lot Attendant: uttertosh: Cont. herp-a-derp, etc...

old man eh?

[i.usatoday.net image 490x368]

Get. Off. My. Lawn.


AH! Now I get it! You're not a raging starwars fanboy, you're a peter-pan. Just like you spelled out to us. Oh woe is me for not joining the dots sooner.

/fishsticks and vanillasauce!
 
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