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(Maui News)   This holiday season, the cops are harassing homeless people as usual. Just kidding, they got thirty kids from the local shelter for homeless families, and took them toy shopping   ( divider line
    More: Sappy, emergency shelter, poverties, homeless, families, toys  
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2037 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Dec 2012 at 3:23 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-17 04:29:17 AM  
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Then they tased them (bro). Busted their parents for pot and turned the tikes over to Child Services. Merry Christmas!
2012-12-17 04:12:56 AM  
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The other 66 kids hopefully learned that they can earn worthiness next year if they work a little harder at school. Having no permanent address, an unstable family situation, and lack of supplies is no excuse!

I can only hope the good 30 children make a point of shaming the others into being better people by taunting them with their toys this holiday season. After all, each of those 30 kids got a $100 spending spree plus extra presents. The bad 66 got nothing! It's not quite as valuable a lesson as a lump of coal, but I think it'll work.

I love a feel-good story this time of the year. Merry Christmas!
2012-12-17 03:41:51 AM  
1 vote:
So they're stealing kids from shelters now? fark the man!
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